>Do I have everybody's attention now? what did he mean by this

>what did he mean by this
Punk never meant anything.

He should have said that quote here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfGHMngjENo

CM PUNK is such an edgy emo crybaby edgelord

>>1100560

>my gimmick is literally "LOL WRESTLIN ISNT REAL YOU RETARDS"

Is this metafictional?

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>>1100562

>>1100518

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Sk8er boi
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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>>1100518
>vince gives him everything
>still finds something to complain about

>>1100585
>everything
He was never the top guy and he never got to main event Wrestlemania

>>1100591

Hi Phil!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ms0DFxpptk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSbNUGEJV6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FouccjzEEPU

That feud with Cena was so good.

>>1100591
Those aren't things anyone has the right to complain about.

>>1100614

>emo whining

>>1100585
>vince gives him everything
he didn't though

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After the role of a lifetime, I've been "busy."

>>1100616
They are when you're a walking cash cow that they didn't want to put on too because he isn't a yes man like Cena

>>1100627
>wii
Why do 30+ year old people still cling to Nintendo instead of trying out new types of games, consoles etc

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Post yfw Punk gets knocked out in his first UFC match and goes into a coma

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>>1100637

>>1100623

Awwwww did little emo Phil not get everything he wanted after throwing his toys out the pram?

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>ryback autist samefagging this hard

>>1100654
>drones dont understand ambition or drive to do/be better
lmao

>>1100635
Nintendo is fun
What is wrong with fun anon?

>>1100591
LOL
vince loved the guy and gave him everything. You're telling me he should main event over The ROCK? All he had to do was be patient like jericho but he didnt do that because hes a little crybaby bitch cunt.

>>1100518
he is a huge attention whore. He is just like those black lives matter faggots

>>1100583
You forgot
>married a little Indian boy

>>1100630
They're not, breh. Sorry.

>>1100666
>was with wwe for nearly a decade
>he just had to wait
lmao

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>>1100690
after the little indian boy had been used up by everyone backstage

>>1100669
>>>/pol/

>>1100690
well meme'd

>>1100694
Yes, they are you fucking retard. Literally nothing but making the company money matters

>>1100695
Nobody's entitled to being the top guy or main eventing the biggest show in wrestling.
It's not like WWE didn't treat him well. I mean, people complain because he was never THE guy, but even before he was the number 2 guy in the largest promotion on the planet, he was a relevant upper-carder.
That's success nobody is entitled to. He was a great talent who got what he deserved.

>>1100699
They're not. Don't be so mad about it and I MIGHT take you seriously.

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>>1100695
By your logic, Big Show should be the top guy right now.

>>1100707
Your attempt at trolling doesn't even make sense, try harder

>>1100721
How is it trolling? Beeg has been with WWE for ages, and even won a few world titles, but he was never the top guy. No matter how badly he was misused, or how many embarrassing things he was asked to do, he never threw a temper tantrum like Punk, despite having it worse.

>>1100743
Learn to read, hit the weights and kys

>>1100707
>big show didnt main event mania

fucking 18+

>>1100746
I don't have a sister, and if I did, I still wouldn't kiss her.

>>1100748
Main eventing Mania doesn't make you the top guy.

>>1100753
Learn to read

>>1100748
Big Show main evented Wrestlemania, you idiot.

>>1100591
Also, they made him job against a couple of part timers and they hijacked some promotional contracts he almost had.

>>1100583
>copypasta
not only is your opinion shit, it's not even original.

Punk hasn't wrestled a good match in his life.

>Inb4 Shitltzer star ratings

He's a bitchboy who cried when the slightest thing didn't go his way. Most wrestlers would chop off their dicks to get half the spotlight he did.

It is amazing how much CM Punk still booty blasts neckbeards, just by existing.