ITT: People who don't realize wrestling is scripted

I didn't even know or think it was til my dad randomly told me when we were watching it one time. I loved Hogan, Savage, Jake the Snake, Junkyard Dog etc then, and had a bunch of figs.

After he told me I almost immediately started to not care about it, thinking it was for dumb people who didn't realize it was fake.

Then I got back into it in high school during the Attitude Era.

>>1097476
That's kind of shitty of your dad. Kids should come to the realization organically like with Santa Claus, the easter bunny or that "all people are created equally".

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>>1097476

Ryback

Any Samoan wrestler ever

>>1097678
Didn't Roman's dad get furious when Seth cashed in and stole Roman's oppurtunity?

>>1097680
Yes

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>>1097680
>Puppets

>>1097680
I believe that was because Vince told him Roman was winning rather than getting caught up

Literally cm punk

>>1097476
shouldn't the stripes cover his nippels?

>>1098446
>naming a wrestler that put on a scripted show as a teenager in backyards

>>1098449
>muh fake wrestlemania

>>1097678
Pretty much this. Anyone got a screen cap of Rikishi's tweet at Johnny Mundo?

>Argh how dare you say Roman sucks!
>Look at all his kayfabe accomplishments that he didn't earn, he's so much better than you loser!

Fucking pathetic desu senpai.

>>1098446
Bring facts to the table next time, Fat ass!

>>1098479
See>>1098455
April

>>1098465
I need to see this.

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>>1098512

If you all admit it's fake why aren't you in /tv/

>>1097476
> posting a wrestler that grew up with a booker dad who owned his own promotion

>>1100930
cuz we got shipped here pham

>>1100930
Because this is the wrestling board silly

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>>1098512
"This is real life"

>>1100986
For a "Samoan badass" there's an awful lot of footage of Reigns crying like a bitch

>>1100914
Based Mundo

>>1097476
>>1097524
How can you be a wrestler and still think wrestling is real?

>>1098446
His entire gimmick was LEEXPOSINGINDUSTRUSECRETSMAN

>>1104455
CTE

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>>1097476
How has no-one posted Hogan yet?

Like two years ago he challenged Brock to a shoot fight because he was pissed he got called "Grandpa"

>>1104454
>>1104455
>>1104457
>>1104459
>>1104462
this

>>1104462
*Grandba

>>1098465
But seriously though is there any actual prestige in holding a title belt for a scripted promotion?