5th for CharGod.
>Sasha Banks is the best women wrestler in the world
They tried to completely whitewash evidence of Roman getting BTFO on a Smackdown. So they'll damage control pretty hard.
They're already most likely going to throw Stone Cold and HBK around to get him over too. Can't wait to see them have confused expressions like Rocky did.
But one his best day, he gets a mild pop completely overshadowed by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Which wouldn't be a huge problem if Roman had any charisma whatsoever and could handle hostile crowds like BMJ. It's pretty fucking pathetic that he's repeatedly been pulled from RAW for the sole purpose of him not getting booed.
why does BMJ endorsing the best tag team in japan anger you bro?
>WWE also confirmed that the third annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal will air on the USA Network. This year's match will feature just 20 Superstars, a change from the 31 Superstars at WrestleMania 30 and 30 Superstars at WrestleMania 31. As of this writing, the only confirmed names are Heath Slater, Adam Rose, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel.
Bayley might be there, but is probably the Raw after.
Zayn is a definite, if he even still counts.
Otherwise your best bet is probably the ARMBAR, and that's barely even a thing this time.
>mfw Lana joins Team BAD
>mfw Lana helps Naomi win her 1st championship
There are could be an upside to the Brie/Lana feud.
>"I'm on top of the world!" Roman says and then
>MAGGLE IT'S SAMOA JOA!"
>Joe is pissed, says nothing comes down to the ring and clothes lines Reigns and puts him in the coquina clutch
>works because it could be referring to the amount of cum instead of the number of wrestlers
Maybe if you don't understand basic English and sentence structure
WELCOME TO K2T IS /wwe/
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NOW LET'S GO OVER THE FACTS. RELATIONSHIP WITH THE JANITOR, DOWNWARD SPIRAL; NUMBER OF GENERALS, STALEMATE; ACCEPTANCE FROM /sp/, NON-EXISTENT; AND THE POSTERS HERE, COMPLETE AND UTTER SILENCE. AND I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SILENT. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE EMBARRASSED TO BE HERE. AND QUITE HONESTLY, I'M EMBARRASSED FOR YOU. AND THE REASON WHY YOU'RE EMBARRASSED IS BECAUSE OF THE STEADY STREAM OF UNINTERESTING, UNTALENTED, MEDIOCRE "GIMMICKFAGS" WHO YOU'RE FORCED TO REPLY TO AND CARE FOR. NO WONDER YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY GOOD MEMES. YOU COULD CARE LESS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE TRIPFAG THAT COMES AROUND THIS GENERAL, AND ESPECIALLY THAT BRONY STEVE-O. YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE THAT MEDIOCRITY IS EXCELLENCE. NUH UH.
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AND NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN /wwe/asp/ HISTORY, YOU HAVE A MAN WHO CAN ENTERTAIN YOU. YOU HAVE A MAN WHO IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. YOU HAVE A MAN WHO CAN MAKE REPLY WITH IDOLIZATION, RAISE YOUR KEVIN OWENS-LIKE HANDS IN THE AIR AND SCREAM "GO KETTERO GO! GO KETTERO GO! GO KETTERO GO!"
THE NEW TRIPFAG HAS ARRIVED IN /wwe/. AND NOW THAT THE K2T PROBLEM IS HERE, THIS GENERAL - FROM THE ANONYMOUS IDIOTS TO ALL THE FORCED MEMEING GIMMICKFAGS, TO THE JANITOR WATCHING OVER US NOW - WILL NEVER, EVER BE THE SAME AGAYNE.
kill yourself shockettero.
>he hid for a few weeks like reigns, hoping people forgot about his horrendous debut
someone post the screencap of this fag
You should do the honorable thing and stop posting in this general, then I can make a new one and I'll use the correct thread number
Based Charlotte carrying the segment
>tfw I found my old WWF Wrestling Buddy and at first glance I thought it was Asuka.
>tfw /wwe/ made it to 2000 with these made up butt hurt rules
Does anyone else hate the overrated shit that is NXT? The entire weekly hour that show has could just be put on RAW to cut out all the awful filler on it and then when new guys debut, there is actually surprise and hype around it. It would also build up new stars instead of guys getting over on NXT and flopping hard on the main roster. They could also just turn Smackdown over to Triple H and his NXT crew to run and have that be its own show instead.
probably summerslam with Sting and Hogan in a GOAT mega face stable
my ryback is 500x wwe champ
kevin obesity owens 500x biggest loser contestant
my ryback is cute
Oh, would you like to join the long list of avatarfags I've run out? Though I sense you've been run out before and hoped I wouldn't notice your new, desperate attempts for attention.
It's too late now. You will join blissfag and countless others as nothing more than a notch on my wall, marking the passage of your avatar.
AJ is so happy he left these faggots to have fun with JeriGOAT
If Roman personally hands out Tator tots to the crowd during his entrance through the crowd will be enough to get him over for the night?
literally the GOAT
saving an anon from boredom completely by chance on a random saturday night
>WWE are still muting the crowd each time Ramen is on the ring
>mfw khali draws 50k for a show filled with meme wrestlers while tna and outlaw gooks have packed(500) people shows
Here is how I would turn Bayley heel.
>bayley and bex are chasing sasha for her title
>bayley is more confident because she's beaten sasha a couple of times on nxt for the title
>keeps failing on the main roster
>becky eventually wins
>bayley comes out to celebrate with her, instead stabs her
>becky is taken to hospital and only just survives
>bayley continues her cheerful childlike persona but doing psycho things, like cheerfully eating raw animal hearts and talking about how she wants to rip becky's intestines out
>Bayley disemboweling Becky
Hnngn I need this
saw this hilarious arrangement of pixels yesterday as I watched the edge and christain show. save it my friends.
Thanks! I just came across this hilarious pic on /lit/... I'll swap you for it!
Do you think he'll be over when he comesbacks?
People will related to Vince being a dictator
Its not gunna be at Wrestlemania? Wtf
Pre-2010 Steph makes my wee wee hard
>ywn have sneaky sex with rebellious 20 year old Steph up in the bleachers of a Raw taping
I want to smell Bries ass
>ywn fuck Trish in this position
I bet she fucks wrestlers while Frank The Cuck. watches in the corner
>tfw Roman goes over at Mania and goes on a 2 year undefeated run with the strap
Do you really want to start this again Dean Mark?
Im not the one that promised to fuck off over a week ago
>thread is alright but abit slow
>thread dies and some dumb fuck mentions gimmickfags
>Dean Marks shows up and starts shitting up the thread
>Now Charlottefag shows up
>someone took time out of their day to make this in the hopes to get a rise out of me
Also im pretty sure Tamina won that poll
Can i be Orton?
>The Sasha Banks signing at iPlay America in Freehold, NJ on Saturday was completely sold out. She drew several hundred fans to the event, including these two admirers
>two people proposed to her
>divas don't draw
>Shut up horsefucker
Is everyone a horsefucker now?
>Vince already erased AJ Lee
it's just steph's spite against AJ. there can only be 1 top diva, and nikki is a good bitch who'll follow her order.
and i don't think punk has lot of problems with vince, he's more salty against haitch
>pic related average sasha fan
I bet she took a bath in bleach and rubbing alcohol when she got home kek
>Yes u know
What did he mean by this?
>still trying to pretend he is not Dean Mark
Just put the trip back on
>start playing 2k16 mycareer
>win a feud against Tyler Breeze and Finn Balor, now in one against Fatass
>can barely get any skill points to improve myself
>matches become a chore to be 5* so just half ass them to 3* and that's it
>no matter what I do I'm face
I don't have the title yet but this is quite boring
Well whatever I press during Renee interviews I'm still face and my bars are usually filled to the max if anything happens. Could be because it's pirated, I don't know.
Universe mode really feels better but it's harder to skip some shit due to rivalries.
If more people appear here today I may host a rumble THIS TIME WITH NO BLURRY SHIT EVERYWHERE
You should host a Rumble in the next thread. No point doing it post bump limit
Yeah it seems that the mods really aren't happy to have us here
that was not my post
>Not against the rules
Nice try newfag, i know you probably just came here and feel like you're a cool kid rebel and you're trying to fit in but please don't speak of stuff you know nothing about, thanks.
First PPV appears and we already have a new champ!
Not exactly sure why, but Rollins suddenly is the US champ
I still don't know what this means. Is it some kind of britbong meme?
Well doesn't matter, at Payback Stardust won against fucking Cena
You trying to turn this into a catchphrase?
Please go to the gym
Ryback won the title at Payback and now, at MITB Bryan wins it again
who's booking this
Oh shit I may actually watch this one for maximum keks
The horse is still Sasha
Paige is a fat jobber with 0 screentime on Raw and Smackdown
>not setting up rivarlies and putting setting up title contenders yourself
>not simulating to each ppv and then playing the matches, editing the matches to how you want them to be
You're doing it wrong
Austin keeps on hitting people with the ladder
It's more fun when it's completely randomized, at least I'm not rigging anything
Paige is actually relevant and over, she's sitting out giving your ugly farm animal friends screentime because she doesn't need it.
Her merch sells, shes the face of the divas division.
And she is actually a HoF worthy wrestler, Charlan can't even do a good figure four.
After that he just ran in the ring and stood on a not-set ladder for about a minute.
IS IT FELLAS TIME?
Ladder bugged into Hunters arm, was too slow to capture it with a screenshot
when will this fucking match end
>forgetting the most impressive performer on the roster.
I hope this match ends soon though but no one seems to care about the ladders
Ricky just stood in the ring not moving after throwing Austin & Fella off
dropkick to the top rope?
i dont think ANYONE on the roster can do a dropkick to the top rope.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
Didn't change anything so I guess normal
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR MONEY IN THE BANK WINNER
Yeah it's pirated
What the fuck is going on, lads?