Phillip Jack "Phil" Brooks aka CM Punk

edgy autist who was a good wrestler and talker but took himself way to seriously.

He's a good entertainer and I've enjoyed some of his work.

>>1080683
go to 420chan and start this thread and see how fast you get banned

there are things you dont talk about and he is one of them

>>1080689
This

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>>1080740
ok
i love cm punk threads on /woo/

>anybody but you roman!

>>1080683
Fantastic as a wrestler but I don't really like his personality and ever since he pulled up that back problem earlier this year, Not sure I really buy this whole UFC change.

Bipolar fag who married a coalburner

>>1080689
This.

When's he gonna give up on UFC?

>>1080683
He was the best thing about WWE until Daniel Bryan.

Now that they're both gone I only care about the A+ player

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>>1080942

filename related

but in all honesty, the best on the mic since Attitude-Era Rock (not shitty comeback faggot Rock)

Rock was better at catchphrases and making you laugh, but Punk was better at telling a story and bringing you in and making you feel. He's the Paul Heyman of wrestlers

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>>1080946
>literally something Cm punk would post

>>1080882

I thought AJ was a fucking goddess until I found out she dated a nigger

went from 10/10 to like 5/10

then again, she's like half Latina or some shit, so that's not as bad. maybe like 7/10 now

>>1080946
Sheamus was the best at telling stories.

Especially when he was reminded of his days as a wee lad, when his mutter told him stories.

>>1080949

shame-us is pretty good on the mic, but he's no Punk. The pipebomb monologue was the best in at least a decade, hands down, but the stuff he did with Big Johnny after that was also pure gold. One of my top feuds since the Attitude Era ended.

>>1080947
upboated

>>1080955
thanks family

>>1080947
>>1080932

Punk is never going to give up on UFC. He's not doing it because he wants easy money like Bork did. He's doing it to prove to himself that he can

When you look at his career history, he's always dedicated himself 100% to it. When you look at his time in OVW and ROH, he spent a ton of time learning everything about the business - the booking, the camera work, the show timing, etc. when your mom told you "if you spent as much time applying yourself as you do online being a faggot" and you actually did it, that'd be Punk

>>1080958

what faggot came up with the senpai filtering shit? it's just dumb and lame

>>1080959
Time for bed phil. No one cares about you anymore except for your cult following. UFC fans wants to see you lose and also wwe fans does too

>>1080973
It's not your fault Punk left, just like Daddy.

>>1080973

Hey Vince. Didn't know you used 4chan. We were just on here talking about CM Punk, Hulk Hogan, Chyna, Chris Benoit, and all those other guys you want to pretend don't exist

>>1080985
>It's not your fault Punk left, just like Daddy.
Doesn't make sense.

>>1080988
>cm punk
>chris benoit
>chyna
barely ever any threads about them

>>1080973
>UFC fans wants to see you lose and also wwe fans does too
but wwe fans love phil, that's why they still chant his name 2 years after he left.
anti-punk fags are just a loud obnoxious minority.

>>1080996
I'm mocking your abandonment issues lad. Try keeping up.

>>1081003
>but wwe fans love phil, that's why they still chant his name 2 years after he left.

They last for how long? 5 seconds? Also it only happens when triple h, ryback, or roman reigns is wrestling because those three are a small reason why their babby hero left

>>1081006
but my mom and dad are still together. That's why it doesn't make sense.

>>1081006

>this is what is considered an insult on /asp/

>>1080996
I'm mocking your Vince-ness, not giving a detailed description about /asp/ lad. Try keeping up.

>>1081070
>I'm mocking your Vince-ness

Is this suppose to be an insult? You're basically calling me a millionaire

>>1081009

not that guy, but you're a retard. they chant for Punk at random times, not at some point that's provoked by something. considering they're loud enough to be heard on TV and not zoned out by WWE, it's obviously a lot of people chanting for him

just a chant to show how much the current product sucks, and how much they miss someone who was entertaining

>>1081072

are you the dumb fuck who posts the fedora images?

>I'm basically calling you a senile old man who should die

>>1081073
>loud enough to be heard on TV and not zoned out by WWE, it's obviously a lot of people chanting for him

just a chant to show how much the current product sucks, and how much they miss someone who was entertaining

So you're telling me people are paying money to go to a show just to yell out "cm punk" when they know the show is going to suck. KEK vince is truly a genius cucking these smarks

>>1081077
>are you the dumb fuck who posts the fedora images?
no, do they offend you?

>I'm basically calling you a senile old man who should die
So you want an old man to die because wrassling isn't going your way? are you an edgy teenager? no one is telling you to watch raw lmao

>>1080683

Excellent on the mic
Above average in ring
Terrible ego
Gets way too upset about social media bs

Will die in his first UFC match

>>1081086
was he really "excellent" on the mic though? He had like 2 memorable promos, the pipe bomb and the "box with god" Rock promo

The chanting is annoying

>>1081093
>>1081095

Punk could captivate an audience, that's being good on the mic

Also I think the boxing promo Is so overrated


And yes punk has a a couple 5 Street matches but after his title run he was very mediocre

>>1081103
what are his famous memes though? even bret hart I would say was better on the mic when it comes to memes

>>1081093
>was he really "excellent" on the mic though?
He was.
>He had like 2 memorable promos
He had more than just 2. There's not a single bad Punk promo.

>>1080683
Should've fuck off to Japan. Maybe he can be the new Bullet club leader instead of johnny beta

>>1081109
By the same token, you could say there wasn't a single bad Triple H promo. They basically did the same formulaic, methodical shit night in and night out.

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>>1081112

>I thought this would be funny and despite my better judgment posted it anyway

>>1081113
did you not watch in 2003
there was a bad 20 minute haitch promo every week

>>1081121
and there was a bad 10 minute punk promo every week in 2012.

>>1080948
>you're as attractive as the people you date

the fuck kind of logic is that anon?

>>1081125
not really
punk is a good talker unlike haitch, even with the bad script they gave him during most of his reign he made it passable

He will sell out WrestleMania 34/35 once he stops being butthurt and sees the paypacket Vince puts in front of him.

>>1081141
i believe babby punk is going to get his WM moment. Didn't mick foley get one because vince felt sorry for him

>>1081144

m8

babby is the 4chinz cup autumn and spring tournaments

Please english good

>>1081146
>stop making fun of my hero!

>>1081128

>you are known by the company you keep

Please be less of a newfag to life

>>1080683
He's never coming back.

>>1081141
See above

>>1080948
Jay Lethal is awesome you racist asshole

>>1081128
>>1081150

associating with niggers, especially potentially fucking one, ruins a person. i'd never date someone if i knew they'd fucked a nigger

in the bigger picture, being the type to date a nigger says a lot about a person. considering she's mixed herself, that's not as bad - but the other anon is right that association is important.

it's like the Seinfeld toothbrush episode. You know she's washed off all the germs since she used the toothbrush, but just knowing that she did it makes it too disgusting to ever kiss her again

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>>1081162

>seinfeld
>jews are ok but niggers aren't

>>1081138
No he didn't. He didn't even main event while he was champ. Zero Mania main events. Total loser.

>>1081165

...and?

jews, despite their underhandedness, actually contribute to civilization

>>1081170
> position on the card dictates quality

Please, tell me how Sid vs. Hogan was better at WrestleMania than Savage vs. Flair

>>1081195

I'd have gone with Savage vs. Steamboat at Wrestlemania 3

>>1081200
Savage vs. Flair was actually for the WWF Title

Kind-of the whole point of the analogy

>>1081195
Sid vs. Hogan was expected to be better, that's why it went on last. That's the difference. Punk was never expected to be better because he literally only had one "5-star" match in WWE: vs. Cena (who had already arguably had several 5-star matches)

>>1081209
> Sid vs. Hogan was expected to be better than Savage vs. Flair

holy shit this is the most underage post I've ever seen

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>>1080683
-crybaby
-indieriffic
-loves pepsi
-needs to take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue
-will never be taken seriously as an actor or professional wrestler after he gets his bloody dick scraped up off the floor of the cage

>>1081204
> position on the card dictates quality

looks like you green-texted poorly then, m8

>>1081211

you realize everyone thought that was going to happen to Bork too, right?
>glass jaw
>didn't think he could scrap in a real fight
>that fight where he got pounded the fuck out of him

>>1081210
Warrior vs. Hogan was better than Dibiase vs. Roberts and Dusty vs. Macho Man 2 years prior. It's not Hogan's fault that Sid was dog shit.

>>1081216
the fuck?

Brock was an actual wrestler bro

>>1081211
filtered

>>1081219
Oh, I get it, you're delusional.

>>1081162
>>1081180
>>>/pol/
you're opinions are more suited there.

>>1081220

>amateur wrestling
>ufc
you realize those are two different things, right?

amateur wrestling has no striking. hence the "glass jaw" argument against him

>>1081226
r u triggered

>>1081225
could you please come up with a debatable point other than "muh insult"

thanks

>>1081230
you realize brock basically rushed his opponents and took them down and beat the shit out of them right? Phil isn't strong enough to do that nor i don't know if he's has the gas to stay alive against Michael or whatever his name is, keep in mind phil is already 38 years old

>>1081216
and YOU realize that bork lazer was and is a crazy jacked maniac with a ton of legit in-ring experience, while punk is a scrawny vegan who's only experience with professional fighters is them telling him "maybe you should strike like this"

he is going to get DE-MOLISHED and i can't wait to watch it.

>>1081234
Nobody in their fucking right mind expected Sid vs. Hogan to be a better match than Savage vs. Flair.

Using a fuck finish and a mixed tag as your silly little arguments from an irrelevant event is absurd.

>>1081241
They expected it to be a more heat filled spectacle for sure. Rewind back to 1992. Savage, for the past 2 years, had been a total jobber. Hogan was the man, and Sid was the "new man". Flair was underperforming compared to WWE expected as well. Of course they expected Hogan/Sid to be the highlight of the night. It wasn't, and so be it. Sid made up for it 4 years later when he worked with Shawn.

>>1081161

Niggers don't draw.
gb2/tumblr/, SJW faggot.

>>1080948
Kek, racists are so pathetic.

>>1081285

Tumblr is pathetic, nigger lover. That's why you belong there.

>>1081285
enjoy the taste of jerome's dick on your girl's pussy, cuck

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>>1081239
oh look, it's another 'vegans can't fight' post

>>1081300
so what you're saying is you've only acquired a taste for white dick, anon? :\

>>1081332
nate diaz isn't a faggot atheist weakling with an inferiority complex

did i get all of the differences in?

>>1080683
pretty good in the ring
pretty good on the mic

as far as his personality goes, he seems like a genuinely cool guy as long as you don't fuck with him

8.5/10 would have a beer with

>>1081354
>having a beer with punk

good luck, the homo doesn't even drink

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>>1081354
>would have a beer with

>>1080683
One of the best of all time.

The way he pisses off eternally buthurt anti smarks is pretty entertaining too.

>>1080683
>>1080687
>>1080689
>>1080825
>>1080942
>>1080946


>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Liberal cuck
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Tumblr feminist
>Never drew a penny
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1081453
lol dude less people post about Punk than they do about HBK these days. Phil is old news. HBK will always be the smark-upseter-in-chief.

>>1081457
What are you talking about? The butthurt sizequeens call anyone that say anything negative about their roidbabby Phil to try and hard the tears.

>>1081467
Nah, punk is literally a bitch. He got upset over y2j and edge watching a hockey game

>>1081475
Punk is a hillary supporter. sorry but you can't be high test and support hillary. the guy is a fucking homo.

>>1081475
you just proved his point

>>1081483
What point?

Is y2j and edge on roids? I'm just saying alot of people hate punk not because their ruback fans. It's because he's really not a good person.

>>1081492
Punk's a complete, legitimate faggot. There are 20 neckbeards tops at Raw who chant for him.

>>1080683

Best heel of his generation. By a mile.
Third best worker of his generation - behind Bryan and Cena.

>>1081528

Hi Phil!

>>1081162
Back to Stormfront,bitch. You probably found out that your great great grandmother's black.

>>1081455
One wrestler.
Was a vegatarian.
Into Isometrics.
Didn't drink. Lanky body.
Filled up arenas as a monster heel.
Made Bruno Sammartino change his training regimen to get stamina.
I give you...Killer Kowalski.
Also taught Chyna and Triple H how to wrestle.

>>1081239

I don't think anyone is saying that Punk is going to be the greatest fighter in the history of the UFC. I'm just saying he's not going to get horsewhipped just because he's a "sports entertainer." He's legit training, and working hard to be good.

Also, Bork and Punk are in different weight classes. Bigger guys are more likely to blow up and rage out

>>1082980
>>1081239

Also, as for the vegan part, I think he's only a vegetarian, not a vegan.

Daniel Bryan used to be a vegan, but stopped. I assume he's probably still a vegetarian, but I'm not sure. Wonder if that's what you were thinking of.

>>1081332
diaz eats fish and dairy products

for anyone who's curious, this is the guy CeeEm Punk will be fighting in the UFC
the guy he beat is basically a media person, so it's really not an impressive win, more like proof that he's competent on a basic level
(fight starts at around 6:30 into the video)
https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y

>>1083028
our mickey gall will make ryback proud

FEED HIM PUNK
FEED HIM PUNK
FEED HIM PUNK
FEED HIM PUNK
FEED HIM PUNK

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss him. He was my favorite for a while after Guerrero passed. His shit started getting stale after his year long run with the title, though I wasn't exactly thrilled to see it dropped to Dwayne.

Uh...yeah, anyway, I've gotten over the fact that he's not coming back. Sucks that he ended up being a crybaby but hey, arent we all.

I'm just hoping that someday Punk will realize how many people loved him and how many people he's pissed off by leaving. Oh well, TBD.

Oh and also, remember when he was IC Champion for a while? Haha, those matches with Regal were great and I loved his feud with Jeff to be completely honest.

Like I said, I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss him.

>>1083028

it's called a pescetarian

>>1083032

Cringe

>>1083294

>goes around in every thread posting the word cringe

Pretty original desu

>>1080683
Good entertainer, sloppy wrestler, embarrassing athlete and seems like a piece of shit human being.

>>1081455
Thought this pasta would have been earlier in the thread.

>>1083294
What's cringy about it? Are you upset with an opinion you don't agree with? Sorry dude!

Muhammad Hassan was the best heel the WWE ever had

>>1083032
Same here, i miss punk

>>1080683

I think we're all being worked with how much he hates the WWE.

>>1080683

I like his wrestling style, and I think he's a good talker. I'd like to see him back in the WWE someday.

On the contrary, I also think he's not as "laid back" as he makes himself out to be, he's a massive hypocrite on social media, takes himself way too seriously without being able to poke fun at himself.

I also hope he does well in the UFC not just for himself, but to legitimize wrestling a bit more.

>>1083493
He is laid back dumb fuck

Overrated to Hell and back by "smarks." Cut one good cut-and-paste shoot that had kids drooling over their keyboards because they felt in-the-know.

I would call him a poor man's Austin, but even said poor man would be an upgrade. He's basically a white Jay Lethal who whined more.

>>1084578
stfu faggot.

Cm punk was the most over of 2011 and they drop the ball on him.

>>1084583
Stop posting, AJ.

>>1083317
>>1083335
>>1084583

Hi Phil!

>>1084584
>>1084594
hi roidback

>>1084596

>roidback

Cringe!

>>1084602
Oh god it's the fucking "cringe!" poster, I still can't work out who this guy actually likes, his shitposting is so advanced

>>1080683

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Liberal cuck
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1084603

Hi Phil!

>>1084605
indeed

>>1084607
hi cm cuck

Say what you want about Punk, but you can't deny he brought back loads of lasped fans back to wrestling with his attitudinal promos.


>Raw average rating in the 4 weeks before the pipe bomb: 3.2
>Raw average rating in the 4 weeks after the pipe bomb: 2.9
>Raw average rating in the 4 weeks after the pipe bomb (excluding 4 July show): 3.11
>Raw average rating 4-8 weeks after the pipe bomb: 3.16

>>1080687
/thread

>>1084910

/faggot

>>1081335

>not solely fucking virgins

lmao

>>1084912
/have sex

One of the best talkers in the business, ever.
Good in the ring, but could be pretty sloppy at times.
Total dick to just about everyone other than his friends.
Overall though, I like him and miss him wrestling.

>>1084777

>pipe bomb

CRINGE!!!!

Also, Hi Phil

>>1080683
>What is your honest opinion on this man?
If he was still with WWE nobody would care about him outside of the usual mix of marks and smark fans that his style appeals to personally.

Best in the world, I miss him greatly.