ITT: Cringe in the form of slogans and/or phrases given to or

>suplex city
>not the best sounding thing in the world

I bet you think "A+ player" looks good on a t-shirt, don't you?

And that's the bottom line, because stone cold said so.

>Master of the 619
>Master of the Feed Me More
>Cookie Puss
>The fact that each of those was actually spoken into a microphone

>>1066814
just like the original what promos. or the fandango dancing. or anything else that the "universe" runs into the ground

>>1066805
Anything Rock says from 2011 onwards
WACKYLINE
HE'S A LUNATIC
The Irish Lasskicker

>>1066943
/thread

>>1066943
Kys

WE'VE GOT US A FLYING _______

>>1067041
LUNATIC

sufferin succotash

VINTAGE ____________ (especially if it's a younger guy)

>nobody has said "tater tots" yet

Any given pop culture reference. Wouldn't bother me too much if it wasn't blatantly hamfisted just to make themselves look like they're with it.

>hit hard hit often
>believe that
>sufferin succotash
>AWOOOOAAAHHH

THIS IS MOI HOSE

>>1066805
Not sure if it counts but Cole saying anything 3 times in his "excited voice". You know the voice I mean. Or when they do the Owen voice. Actually whenever any of them that aren't Mauro talk.

>>1066943
Nobody says wackyline anymore except anti-smarks on 4Chan

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>Brie Mode

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>>1066813
Suplex City is a great phrase - I often find myself saying it at work in unrelated situations.

Sorry guys, this is the last one! Haha!

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>The devil's favorite demon

BOOGER RED

Cole saying "VINTAGE(INSERT LAST NAME HERE)!!!!"

Suplex city was spontaneous and great. Of course WWE picked it up and ran it into the fucking ground like they do anything similar.

Nowadays every talking WWE segment is cringe tier.

>>1066896
>HEY MAGGLE
>I GOT A QUESTION FOR YA
[waits for Devon to get on the top rope]
>WAZZAAAAAAP

just stop already, these catchphrases were fun for a while but you run them into the fucking ground then dig them up and demand they be funny again

Eat
Sleep
Go to Hell
Repeat

>>1067113
fat poster is best poster

>>1067241
glad someone appreciates my art

>9.99
>Only on the WWE Network
>The Ambrose Asylum is open for business.
>This reminds me of (Insert better wrestler from 20 years ago here)

>>1067268
JBL - "it's like (random unknown athlete) in the world series!"

I forget who this is in reference to, but after a move "Just like his Daddy!"

>>1067273
Usos

>>1067098
That just means "bitch mode". Every girl I've ever known had that

"Can you feel through tactile response when the Peebles is boiling tap water for top ramen over a cheap hot plate on a bent coat hanger?"

That's my favorite. Then she gives em the Peebles head farce. Classic Peebles.

THE LUNATIC FRINGE!!!!!!!11

-posted from my iPhone 6S

>Kofi you jamaican me crazy
Mike Adamle was a hundred times worse than straight Michael Cole. Heel Cole is banned by the Geneva Convention.

>>1066943
>WACKYLINE
>HE'S A LUNATIC
basically deanetty in general, i agree.

>>1067046
>>1067132
IDK im used to it now and say it sometimes.

>>1067134
>Suplex city was spontaneous
>was spontaneous
lel it wasnt man, notice how he waited to be near the mic and they turned it up so you could hear it more clear.

>>1066813
Suplex City is shit because now it just narrows what Brock does in his already-rare appearances.

>>1066896
>>1066896

At least Master of the 619 makes sense

In essence anyone could do the 619 but he does it best

Also he could be the master of san diego (619 area code)

Master of the Feed Me More is cringe af

>>1066943
Lass kicker honestly pisses me off lmao

>>1066805
>Everytime Paige screams
>Brie mode
>R-Truth
>Everytime The Ryback says something.

>>1067041
DEMON

>>1067046

I thought they only said that for Orton

>>1067048
It's not a slogan/phrase.
Wasn't used consistently enough. Only cropped up in, like, two segments.

>>1068025
"They" (Cole) says it anytime anyone hits a signature move. If Cole is around on Nakamura's debut we'll get a "VINTAGE NAKAMAKA" when he hits the Boma Ye.

Anytime Cole says "what a throw!" instead of just naming the move.

>>1068034
>HE IS HOLDING HIM DOWN IN THE....... SUBMISSION MANEUVER!

>>1068034
>>1068039
>OH MY
>WHAT A MOVE

>>1068023
I cringed everytime Bryan tried to put over "The Ryback."

>>1066943
lasskicker is obnoxiously childish

>literally anything heel Cole said

>>1068060
Can't be saying the Irish asskicker 40 times an episode.

I'd prefer they just use Maiden Ireland. At least it's *somewhat* clever.

Any sly attempt to promote something - "You're gonna be sitting at home watching Wrestlemania on the WWE Network"

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>>1067069
>he does the "AWOOOOAAAHHH" because he's the big dog
why i only got it just now?

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>DA BIG GAI
Every time I hear his music hit it just makes me want to watch TNA

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME

DABLIU DABLIU EEEE

THIS PLACE HAS COME UNGLUED!

OH MY!

COULD IT BE??? IT IS!!!!!!!!

>Literally anything that comes out of JBL's disgusting mouth

BALLGAME
MAGGLE
COACH HERE'S YOUR HIGHLIGHT REEL
WHATS THAT HOTHEAD WANT
WHATS THAT LUNATIC WANT
BIG MATCH JOHN
[OBSCURE RUGBY REFERENCE FROM THE 60'S THAT NO ONE GETS]
AWWWWWWWWW
SHUT UP BYRON
THATS A SAVINGS OF FORTY NAHN NAHNDEY NAHN

>>1068636
I've never heard a big dog make a noise anything like that. Maybe if it was getting fisted up the ass or something.

>>1068940

>Rugby reference

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO CONOR MCGREGOR

HE HAS NICE OFFENSE LIKE THE MANCHESTER UNITED THIS WEEKEND MAGGLE

MESSI NEYMAR AND SUAREZ HAVE NOTHING ON THE NEW DAY I LOVE IT HAHA

>>1068034
>>1068039
>>1068042
Pretty sure they only do this because they're told not to name most wrestling maneuvers.

"Feed me more" is literally the shittiest gimmick in the company right now.

>>1068914
BALL GAME !!!!
THEY LOVE HAVIN FUN MAGGLE
HASHTAG CURRENT EVENT

>>1071984
I know, I'm pretty sure that's actually a rare disease, where your body just doesn't have the receptors to tell your brain that your stomach is full (and what to crave.) As a result, you'll probably end up eating yourself to death, and you'll eat anything that your brain desires (dolls, metal, raw meat, glass, literally everything.)

>>1067098
Super cringe indeed

>>1071976

I can't believe we still have people who don't realize this yet. ALL of the announcers have confirmed this is the reason why moves aren't called on Raw anymore. We even had a Raw script leak confirm this. Yet anons are still like "Cole doesn't know any moves" even though you can watch any random 2002-2007 SD! match and hear him call tons of moves

Exhibit A:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgDc7bG4oA

It's because of Vince, you fools. IT'S VINCE.

>>1073501
> It's because of Vince, you fools. IT'S VINCE.
and Kevin Dunn

>>1066805
>Brie mode
>Verbally saying hashtag_______
>Wackyline
>DIS IS MOI HOWSE
>Sufferin' succotash

>>1066805
Anything relating to Paige being a 'veteran' or wrestling since the womb.

>>1073501
Why aren't they allowed to name the moves tho?

>>1073563
because it's not wrestling, it's sports entertainment dammit! we don't want to bore the jimmies with names

>>1071998

Do you think that a gimmick like that could work? Like, a wrestler who can't feel pain and is always pissed off that someone else has to tell him that he can't continue a match when he gets injured?

>>1066943

Lasskicker works for Becky because being a half retarded dork is kind of her gimmick, and the way she works is largely throwing her opponent around the ring because she's about the only Diva (except for maybe Nattie and Nikki) that even remotely lifts.

It does NOT work on fucking t-shirts though. I'm a 230 lbs former rugby player. I can't wear a shirt that says "I enjoy routinely perpetrating violence against women," in the year 2016, and expect anything good to happen. I'd rather just give Becky the cash for her royalties on the shirt directly and just not get a shirt at all.

>>1067983

Adamle wrapped around and became legit funny. The spaz couldn't even get Jeff Hardy's finisher right. He called the goddamn Whisper in the Wind the Twist of Fate. I was dying laughing.

>>1068023

Remember when The Ryback was a decent promo? Back when he was either an indiscriminate wrecking ball (funny how that gets literally EVERYONE with that gimmick over), or when he was The Rybully, or when he was an anti-hero type screwing with Kane?

The bald headed, 300 lbs wad of dumb, clumsy muscle is the last person on Earth that needs an "I READ THIS BOOK ON HOW TO BE SICKENINGLY, UNREALISTICALLY POSITIVE ABOUT EVERYTHING AND I REFUSE TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT" gimmick. This fucking company some times.

>>1073605
I don't know, ask Dean Ambrose.

>>1066805
anything wacky deanetty says

>>1073501

What am I looking for in that NINE MINUTE video?

>>1068023

>R-Truth

R-Truth is actually awesome.

>>1073501
fuck i miss the cruiserweight division

>>1073624
Vince doesn't. Vince's ideal cruiserweight division is those 250-300lb fucking vanilla midgets shitting up his show.

>>1073620

Skip to the middle of the actual match and listen

Maggle's actually calling specific moves and focusing way more on the match

>>1071976
>>1073501
so why does Mauro name almost every fucking move on smackdown then bitch?

>>1073877
>moonsault
>swinging leg scissors
>'that's unique!'
yeah real obscure moves there bro

he misses a fucking shit ton of calls which tazz has to correct him

>spends most of the match talking about the un-americans, the rock and hulk hogan anyway

are you fucking deaf or some shit nigger or did you copy and paste the wrong link?

>>1066805
>The Man Who Gravity Forgot
>The New Sensation

>>1073894

The same reason that Cole used to do it on Smackdown before he was a priority, micromanaged commentator on Raw, obviously

>>1073894
>>1073898

Okay, nevermind.....you seem too personally invested in this commentary shit, bruh

godspeed

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>OHHHHH MYYYYYY

>it's vintage Orton right here

EACH

AND

EVERY

ONE

OF

YOU

>The big guy

BALLGAME
A
L
L
G
A
M
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I'd say
>"THIS IS AWESOME" chants
but you asked for those from wrestlers/announcers.
So I'll say the general moments in matches when all three announcers aren't even commentating on the match, ignoring it altogether just to shill something or to talk about another storyline. It ruins the potential f the current match, and it's own storyline becomes utter shit because we are forced to also ignore it.

>>1067046
the best was when cm punk was on commentary and lampooning this, along with everything else

>THAT'S VINTAGE, NADINE
>it's her first match, punk
>VINTAGE!

>>1068940
i love jbl for most of what you just listed, but i understand what you mean

>>1067041
USO

>>1068632
That bugged me more than it should have when it happened. Truth does it a lot too.

>>1067041
GOAT

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YOU STILL GOT IT!

THE VIGILANTE STING

>>1074326
YOU STILL GOT IT

>>1068043
Anything that manlet Daniel Bryan (cringe!) ever did

>>1074267
Punk's commentary was GOAT, if he comes back they should just throw him on the desk tbqhwyf

>>1074419
Forgot link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M05Fz8b3UDs

>>1074419
>>1074424

it was the damnedest spear i ever seen

>>1074426
Who was he even poking at there? JR?

>>1074431
if anyone, jr i would guess
i think he was just being funny

here, i know it's long, but it's pretty hilarious at times.
seriously the dude belongs on the desk with jbl on the other side and byron in the middle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQwepCDNl94

>>1074437
That KKK joke with Kofi.

>>1074437
>look at the big brain on brett

>wwe mention the bullet club and TNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWM-9oqhYGs

ew

>>1074474
But they didn't mention TNA, what are you talking about? Test and Albert?

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>>1073606
>230 lbs former rugby player
Please lose weight

>>1068001
Brock has sucked since the rumble. Maybe he'll put on a good match with Ambrose.

>>1066805
suplex city is awful. played out on arrival.

>AMBROSE ASYLUM
>ROMAN EMPIRE
>THE MASTER OF THE GORE
>TEAM EXTREME

he's putting those educated feet to good use!