WWE Roadblock

>implying the title will change on some meaningless show

yeah right

>>1041784
Interesting. They've turned it from just a house show into a kind of mini PPV.

I like that it's on a Saturday because I'm an ausfag so I will be able to watch it live instead of being at work. Also Saturday crowds are better.

>>1041784
He's losing obviously

It's pretty weird though, why did Ambrose ask for a match with Brock then turn around and ask Haitch for a match (implying in the process that he'll defend against Roman). Absolutely stupid booking.

>>1041807
>It's pretty weird though, why did Ambrose ask for a match with Brock then turn around and ask Haitch for a match

Because, in kayfabe, wrestlers want to wrestle for Championship belts.

>>1041812
yeah but after that he said "And my Brother Roman Reigns has a title shot.. didn't say who he was defending it against etc." almost as if he forgot that he's literally booked in a match

>>1041814
Because his character is an impulsive one willing to fight as many battles as his body can possibly handle.
That's actual proper usage of his looneytunes character, honestly.

>>1041818
this is decent validation for wwe's booking but i cant help but think this didnt even cross their minds
they just needed some filler

>>1041825
The only reason this match is happening is because Haitch was getting too many cheers against Roman so he needs to beat the shit out of Ambrose to get booed.

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>mfw based Haitch beats Dean in a glorified squash and destroys him after the bell
>mfw Haitch beats Dean in less time than Brock does at Mania
>mfw Hunter indirectly burying Brock

>>1041852
It'll happen, the only way Hunter will get booed is if it looks like he buries Dean outside of kayfabe.

So he needs to squash Dean in 18 seconds.

>>1041852
He will beat Dean quicker, but that doesn't mean much because Dean gets the "underdog Face in an insurmountable situation" power-boost at Mania.
Plus it's a no holds barred match, too.

>Implying Dean isn't winning the belt

>>1041887
>then losing it back to HHH
>then winning it
>then losing it back to HH
>then winning it back
>then losing it to Reigns before WM
>then HHH wins 17 in front of 100,000 people

>>1041911

>implying the ghost of BMJ wont come down from the sky and stop that happening

>Job out Ambrose at Fastlane
>Show him having his ass handed to him every week on Raw
>Job him out again on meaningless Network event
>Job out Ambrose yet AGAIN at Wrestlemania to Lesnar
Bravo creative

>>1041923
>Fine Speech Jack but I haven't had my WWE title rematch from September

>>1041932
>losing to Haitch and Lesnar are bad things
>getting your ass whooped by Lesnar in an underdog feud is a bad thing

Could be easily the best thing for his character if they do it right.

What are the chances this whole thing builds into a fatal fourway main event at Mania featuring Brock, Roman, Haitch and Ambrose?

>>1041972
2%

That match sounds kind of awful and Roman won't get a defining Wrestlemania moment by pinning Dean again

>>1041807
Dean asked for the Brock match before HHH destroyed the Roman Reigns while getting Yes chants and One More Time chants after delivering a pedigree on the steps to a crimson red top babyface, it's like damage control or something it seems like, this is literally the match that should have been at Wrestlemania.
It's fucking stupid, the storyline they have for Roman fighting The Authority makes more sense for Ambrose than anyone in the roster.
FUCK YOU VINCE, that's all I have to say.

>>1041932
Actually anon they're doing a fine job making Roman look strong, that's the no.1 priority.

>>1041975
They could just have Brock go over in a squash, destroying everyone and getting the pin on H

>>1041978
>daily reminder that in Kayfabe Roman is the best wrestler ever
>paul heyman said on live TV he would beat Stone Cold and the Rock in their primes
>in kayfabe he was about to beat Brock Lesnar
>In the only title match he's ever had with John Cena (a fatal fourway at battleground or something) he outwrestled Cena, hit him with a spear and was going to pin him clean before Orton broke it up

Ryback is going to win the Andre The Giant rumble in dominant fashion. They're repackaging him as a monster running through the jobber roster like when they first imagined this character. They have a lot of work to do to build him back up to that level but he will win the WWE title this year.

>>1041987
They'll depush him again once he injures someone or has a botchfest like the last time he got pushed. He's shit.

>>1041982

>implying Cena wasnt going to kick out
>implying we know who would have won between Brock/Reigns

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>HHH drops the title
>Dean retains against Brock
>Dean retains against Reigns

becomes the GOAT in the GOAT Wrestlemania

>>1041991
Doesn't matter what happened in the match, the commentators in kayfabe constantly mention that he was about to win.

>>1041807
because he's crazy maggle!

>>1041994

Um no they dont.

>>1041998
>if it wasn't for Seth Rollins Roman Reigns was on the brink of winning that title at Wrestlemania maggle

>>1041998
Yeah they do.

>>1041999
>every time a vanilla midget wins at WrestleMania, he gets a boo boo and runs away for half a year

yo where the fuck is the general stupid god damn janny

The Shane vs. Taker match is going to have a spot
where Vince comes down and then Austin runs in and stunners Vince to keep him from interfering.
Screenshot this.

also maybe Kane will rip the door of the cage, probably not though.

>>1042047
Or kills his family.

>>1042159
Probably among the smarkiest

Up there with Chicago

I think the WWE hates coming here for live shows for some reason. We only get a RAW every 2-3 years despite being a huge wrestling market.

I'm going to be drunk as all hell and I'll have my signs ready, look out for me.

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>>1041784
>can't get Roman over by Mania
>instead try to get atomic heat on HHH by having him beat Ambrose

Is this good booking?

>>1041784
"Quite literally" bothers the shit out of me. It's a metaphorical road!

>>1042189
/asp/ memes?

I mean the chances of him losing are 99% but the other 1% is is them quickly trying to go back and change the main event

>Bork vs WACKY in a street fight title match
>Roman faces Haitch for revenge for his boo boo

I doubt it though

>>1042209
I think's the best they can do at this point w/o quitting on the Reign's monster push, 'cause you know that's still happening.

>>1041993
>Dean vs Haitch
>Haitch goes down after the "fingerpoke of doom 2"
>Dean shakes Haitch's hand
>Dean is now a member of the Authority
>Dean is now heel
>Roman has now been betrayed twice by his former Shield friends
>still can't get over because he's gay and the crowds know it
>Dean bangs Renee
>the crowds know it and respects it
>Roman hangs himself
>Dave Meltzer puts over the act of suicide in the newsletter
>parades all over the world
>Roman's body is dumped in the ocean
>his kid is auctioned off to a russian "orphanage"
>the island of Samoa is bought by Donald Trump and turned into a parking lot
>The Rock is executed on national television
>Rikishi is buttfucked in prison for the remainder of his life
>Seth comes back and Dean happily gives back the belt to him since he has such a small cock so he needs a fake title more than the Titty Master
>Vince buys TNA for a hundred bucks but doesn't put the content on the Network

>>1042242
No way they will change it. The last time they did that was 30 and the difference between Roman and Dean isn't anywhere close to the difference between Batista and Bryan. Smarks like to exaggerate how over Dean is and how much everyone hates Roman but truthfully neither has reached "Superstar" status and Bryan pre-WM30 was at that "Superstar" status.

>>1041784
this is for haitch to gain heat so roman can be cheered at wrasslemania

>Dean getting close to beating Haitch
>Ref bump
>WHACKY DIRTY DEEDS
>goes for the cover
>no ref
>Brock breaks up pin
>Brock demolishes Dean
>arbitrary pedrigee
>ref back up
>1...2...3
>next Raw open with Heyman
>you took away BRROCK LLESSNAARRR'SSS shot at the title
>BRROCKKK LEESSNAAAR takes away your shot at the title

All kidding aside, we know this is what's going to happen, right?

Also, Luke Harper will be facing Brock Lesnar at Road Block. Maybe Dean will win and we will instead get Lesnar vs Wyatts. Or they are just adding that match just to give smarks hope.

>>1042792

muh fantasy booking

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Retired for less than a month and already cucked

>>1042800
dbry better be careful leaning like that, could break that limp noodle he calls a neck like that.

>>1041865
This. Whatever HHH does, we're fairly certain he's not getting punched in the dick or mauled with a dining room set, both things that Lesnar will have to deal with repeatedly at Wrestlemania.

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>>1042775
Fucking nailed it.

>>1042800
umm that's nikki not brie tard wrangler

>>1042829
sure thing, Mrs. Danielson. Hard to accept that your boy is a doormat, both politically and in the bedroom.

>>1042829
>>1042834

CONCUSSIONFAGS BTFO

>>1042829
>>1042834
how about the fact thats their brother driving.

>>1042800
>cucked by your own brother in law
JUST

>>1042846
So you're saying Bryan sucks so bad that she's resorted to banging her brother? Sickening desu

BIG SHOW PLEASE RETIRE

>>1042860

>LOOK MOM I'M MEEMING!

>>1042864
HOLA BIG SHOW!

>>1042800
>stop asking me for a fucking selfie
>i could be at home using my own shit to grow plants
>where is brie? she said she'd retire as well
>shut up about your alabama slam nikki I don't care
>if it wasn't for this stupid family i could still be wrestling

>>1042872
>gross
>crazy
>kinda of amazing
LE FUCKIG L i need to catch up on total divas.

>>1042872
>bryan BTFO his own wife.
>BMJ put over by nikki

>>1042775
that'd be the booking they'd go with

>>1041784
The fantasy booker in me is really hoping that they're running him as some sort of Daniel Bryan 2.0 storyline and double-booking him into the main event of Mania with this angle

The reality is that some genius booked Roadblock without asking if they had a reasonable card and then realized
>oh shit we have no title match and Haitch has negative heat who do the fans like

>>1042900
brie in a later scene tells him, they certainly werent laughing at the size.

Why are people calling it "Roadblock"???

>>1043044
its a roadblock on the road to wrestlemania.

>>1043049
maggle

>>1043053
Kek

BLACK AND WHITE ARE ALL I SEE

>tfw they could give it to dean because they desperately need incentive for people to tune in and watch
>tfw wwe is too stupid to realise they could have dean win the title, then have HHH go "you see Roman, you never won a match for the wwe championship, you won a match to face ME" and can literally still have HHH put over Roman and no one will boo out the main event of mania

Dean is going over.

# believe in the asylum

>>1043401
except he did win a match to be the number one contender for the championship...

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>>1044215
>mfw Dean pins HHH for the belt
>mfw Haitch says he actually split the belts back into the WWE and World Heavyweight championships
>Roman still gets his championship match at Mania
>HHH is now a 15 time world champion after losing

>>1043401
>desperately need incentive for people to tune in and watch
yea they want to lose more viewers with deanetty in the mainevent again much less as a champion lel

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>tfw wait to buy tickets because always hear they're cheaper and WWE never sells out anyways
>tfw go to buy today, only seats are super expensive


Why famalam

>>1044731
>kekekekekekekekekekekek

Bebebebebebebebebebebebebenoit yourself

Is wrestlemania going to be awesoem thdi year

>>1042775
>>1042775
Yes.

>>1045512
even the NXT Takeover its going to be better

>>1043401
Would be a waste because Lesnar would take the tittle off him.

>inbf4 making Dean go over.
Its not happening delutional faggot.

>>1045512
>Is wrestlemania going to be awesoem thdi year
what did he mean by this?

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>Anything is possible! Maybe i fight Roman, Brock and HHH at mania

Working the smarks.

>Dean wins the title off HHH
>Dean loses to Brock earlier in the night at WM.
>Dean retains against Roman in the main event.

The best possible timeline. All cunt HHH has to do is step aside and let it happen.

>>1041972
they'll put ambrose in the main event if he beats brock, then he'll do a D Bry and go over everyone clean.

marking out just thinking about it!!!

>>1042445
Autism: The post!

>>1048992
>the reply to Autism: The post!

Isn´t Dean the first one contender for the intercontinental championship ? that makes 5 Events he will have to fight for wrestlemania

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All I care about is Ambrose going over tbch

>>1048967
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS-UHH

>>1044215
HHH is the evil heel boss in this, He doesn't have to obey the rules when he makes the rules.
>>1044580
>deanetty/manlets don't draw meme
wwe merch sales faggot.
>>1048277
Lesnar has to get pinned eventually
even then Dean eating 7 f-5 and 20 suplexes before finally getting pinned and then having Roman win off lesnar at Extreme Rules is a better option then a mania main event with the audience either leaving early or booing the winner regardless of who wins.

>>1052859
This

>>1041972
THE MANIA MAIN EVENT SHOULD BE ONE ON ONE

NO TRIPLE THREAT FATAL FOURWAY BULLSHIT

>>1052876
"no"

>>1052846
THE GAMEUHH

>>1053855
IS GOING OVERUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINSUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1053868
UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH *spits water*

are we getting the bliz cliz?

>>1053904
Yea

>>1051863
This

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Who you got?

When was the last time the title changed hands on a damn house show?

Some of you are legit demented.

>>1062902
Haitch

>>1062978
The nxt tag titles switched hands not too long ago during a house show

>>1062990
Kys

>>1062978
Get worked mark

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TOMORROW
IS
THE
DAY

>>1066137
can't wait

>>1062994
No they didn't.

Honestly rooting for THA LADS to beat ew Day

>>1066181
Smdh

>>1041784
Dean wins

All these fucking marks saying Deans not gunna win are going to be assblasted to oblivion when he hits the 3 count on Haitch.

>>1066216
this

>>1066216
But we want Dean to win. We're just being realistic.

>>1066222
But I am being realistic. Do you honestly think Vince is dumb enough to have Roman go over and have the biggest Wrestlemania end in boos?
Dean will get the strap tomorrow and defend it either in a fatal 4 way, against Roman or just against Lesnar.

Wait, if Ambrose loses, he's still gonna face Brock at WM? And if he wins, he's against Reigns? And why is Brock facing Wyatt? Is it just me or has this turned into a clusterfuck

>>1066224
>Do you honestly think Vince is dumb enough to have Roman go over and have the biggest Wrestlemania end in boos?
Absolutely.

>>1066224
>>1066216
Yes

>>1066222
>>1066226
And these feelings you have is because you are marks.

>>1066226
I dunno. I think they may call a last minute decision and change it because they know Roman isn't over.
Just like last year except this time they don't have a MITB as a scapegoat so now they're going to give it to Dean.

>>1066230
I honestly think Vince has had enough of bending to smarks after 2 years of it ending in failure

>>1066222
>we

>>1066229
Stop using words you don't understand.

>>1066230
I'd like to think so too but I highly doubt it. Vince seems hell-bent on riding this out. I wouldn't be surprised to see Reigns turn after Mania though.

>>1066434
True. Turning him heel is literally the only way hes going to get over. Should be interesting.

>>1052859
>Lesnar has to get pinned eventually
Yeah but by someone who looks credible to beat him.

Say what you want about Roman but he is one of the few credible enough to bat Lesnar.

>>1066738
well yeah, I'm not saying Lesnar has to take the pin at Mania to Dean, Lesnar can and would have every right to go over Dean for the WWE Title in this hypothetical scenario.

The over all intent of putting the belt on dean and switching the main even away from HHH and Reigns is to avoid a scenario where the main event of Mania 32 ends in the whole stadium booing or walking out early.

>>1066741
Oh you mean making Roman vs Haitch a nontitle feud while Brock and Dean ME? I could see that working.

>>1066752
nontitle feud or making the match at mania in question a number one contenders match

HHH is the boss in this angle so it's not like he can't just give roman the finger if anyone brings up the whole "he won a number one contenders match"

>>1066875
That would be okay too.

reigns needs a heel turn thats obvious
they could make that it looks like dean is going over hhh
then reigns comes out to ensure he is fighting hhh with the title at wm

but, i would really like to see reigns going over hhh at wm
booos. booos everywhere amd roman gets angry at the crowd and beats up hhh, the rock comes out to calm him down, he beats up the rock
et viola mega heel turn

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Alright this Shit is tomorrow anybody got a place to stream it

>>1066974
taima.tv/r/wooo

there's a delay on the start up for some reason so it might not start immediately for you.
if the wooo stream don't work slap 'alt' on the end of the url.

if neither wooo stream or the woooalt stream work type in 'sc' for the redditstreeam

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>>1066982
You're a saint senpai

>watched the last raw
>can't remember what happened at all except for I think Sami zayn showed up and Taker said a sentence about Shane

Am I losing my mind or was the last raw more forgettable than usual

>>1066974
The WWE network for only 9.99 (What a deal Maggle!)

>>1067000
>and Taker said a sentence about Shane
That was 2 Raws ago

>>1067051
>the last raw was so forgetable the raw before it was more memorable.
whats worse is the raw 2 weeks ago was the one where someone made a pie graph showing that in total there was only just a little over 40 minutes of actual wrestlng in the 3 hours of RAW

>literally just a two hour RAW

Why would you guys sit through this?

>all this Deanetty fans thinking that they will just shaft Roman down to a non-title match
>HERPDERP BOOING AND WALKING OUT EARLY
>implying John Cena was cheered when HHH crowned him as WWE's new top face

>>1067104
>Its three hours
>Deans getting the strap
>Enzo & Cass are getting tag titles
>Kill yourself

>>1067136
1. Oh so it's literally just RAW.
2. The only way Dean wins tomorrow is by DQ.
3. Enzo and Cass are going to RAW the night after Wrestlemania. If they do win, it's a transitional title reign and will make them look like a joke.
4. Get an original insult. Stop parroting what everyone else says.

>>1067140
Kill yourself please. When Dean gets the strap tomorrow im going to shit in your mouth and piss on your eye.

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>Dean beats HHH
>Vince says he has to fight Shane for control of Raw
>Roman faces Dean for the title
>Undertaker fights who gives a fuck in a throwaway match

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Best possible outcome for this Wrestlemania shit show.

>Lesnar vs Wyatt turns out to be great but ends in a disqualification
>Ambrose ties with Triple H both failing to get up for a count of 10
>Lesnar and Wyatt have a rematch set for WM (possibly with some stipulation added)
>Ambrose is entered into the main event

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>deanetty winning
>rybitch winning
>rimjob winning

>>1067252
Better
>Trips beats Dean via shenanigans or loses by Dq
>post-match beatdown by Trips
>Ambrose asks for another title match on Raw, will fight any time
>trips refuses
>Ambrose spends following weeks terrorising Triple H
>H finally accepts and puts him in the main event triple threat, on the condition that he beats Lesnar
>he beats Lesnar at Wrestlemania after the Wyatts distract him giving Ambrose an opening to go wild
>Ambrose pins Trips in main event
>Reigns comes to congratulate, they hug, then Reigns beats on Ambrose for nuclear heat
>next night on Raw, Reigns explains how he was screwed out of his Wrestlemania victory for the second year running, both in and out of kayfabe (meta as fuck) and it was Dean's fault

r8 m8s

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>>1067258
>You stealing my oxygen

>>1067260

would be a 10 if seth comes back at post-wm raw while dean and reigns are arguing in the ring

>>1067280
Didn't think of that. Couldn't Seth claim he's still owed a rematch? Shield triple threat at Extreme Rules in that case.

>>1042445
Why are obsessed fanboys always this autistic.

>>1067260
>>he beats Lesnar at Wrestlemania
Nope

Roman Reigns is going to be the guy to pin Lesnar

>>1067296
>rematch
He tore up his knee doing flippy shit he didn't lose the belt in a match.

>>1067314
That's what I thought and pretty much what I meant. That's his claim to deserving a title match.

I'd book his return in a tag match with Dean vs Roman at the end of Raw. Match ends in no contest as Dean and Roman start brawling before Seth makes his entrance, brawls with them, and stands tall at the end. I'd have him open the next Raw (with a SHORT promo) explaining that he's claiming his rematch and they make the match official later that night.

>>1067304
Wouldn't be clean with Wyatt interference.

>DEANO HITS THE DIRTY DEEDS
>COLE:"OH NO IT'S THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS"
>COLE:"THEY'RE ATTACKING AMBROSE THE REF CALLS FOR DQ, IT'S OVER"
>JBL:"THIS WHY TRIPLE H IS YOUR WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION MAGGLE"
>BIRON:"WOW"

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>HHH squashes Dean with cheating
>Brock wins with arguably unnecessary cheating
>Shane wins control of Raw but not WWE
>Vince cackles, "good luck putting on a decent Raw without access to my roster"
>Adrift midcarders leave become scabs working for Shane
>Dean is Shane's top babyface
>Others like Ziggler and Sandow join Raw because fuck Vince's booking
>A couple NXT callups to round things out
>Friends of the Raw scabs are continuously punished in their honor
>Especially Vince's babyface newly crowned champion Roman Reigning
>Every Thursday, the brutality raises until it becomes too much even for Superman booking
>A bloody, bitter Reigns lays down at a ppv to drop the belt to somebody who deserves it but seems too week.
>A good month or two reign for a guy like Bo, Neville or Big E
>Without the belt, nothing is stopping Reigns from crossing over to Smackdown
>Bromance is back in full force
>For a couple weeks
>Reigns heel turn at next ppv
>Not a member of authority, just wants to fuck up Dean for making his third reign so damn painful
>Brutal feud lasting months, several people (especially Jeridad) caught in the crossfire
>Rollins returns, still an authority heel but no longer chickenshit and with a bigger moveset than before
>Picks up championship belt in first match back
>Becomes the first person to show up on both shows, mocking Dean and Roman for wasting their time on grudge matches while he continues to be the future
>Triple threat Shield match for the championship belt at Survivor Series
>Rollins wins because he is the architect
>Team Raw vs Team WWE
>Team Raw seems to lose rather easily
>Almost as if they threw the match
>Brands reunited after less than a year
>Storylines going into mania involve pissed off superstars who got caught up in the Shield feud
>A lot of screen time is folks like Ziggy fucking up Shield bros.
>Shield has reformed out of necessity but tensions are high
>Shit happens at mania my word count is too big for this Twitterfag site

>>1067352
"no"

>>1067585
"kys"

>>1067585

Don't really feel the conviction in this

Really doesn't feel well thought out

can I ask for a stream tonight?