Why are blue crabs so angry all the time?

>>2478128
they are sad

>>2478128
are they?

>>2478128
the blue color signifies their sexual frustration

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>>2478128
More predators I guess, if you try to catch them you'll realize how intensely angry they get.
Spider crabs are more chill, probably due to better camouflage

>>2478128
Blue Crabs go after my feet and try to pinch me when I'm at the beach and it sucks because I don't bother them ;(

Blue crabs will always be hilariously overaggressive. I have so many great crab stories over the years but to keep it simple they will fight you naked and they don't give a fuck.

God bless em man.

>>2478128
>Swimmer Crab
Sounds about as redundant as Running Human.

>>2478925
Crabs don't swim they walk. Hence the legs.

>>2478799
:(

:/

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>>2479001

>>2479112

That's a flying crab not a swimming crab

>>2479115
topkek

>>2479001
>humans don't swim they walk, hence the legs

>>2478128
Because they were almost killed by a plumber, but survived.

>>2478128
Mad that they're ugly

I fucking hate eating blue crabs. Shit's so tedious.

>>2479119
humans are special

>>2479586
That's a little biased since you're human, anon.

>>2478920
Crabs are funny, please share some!

>>2478128
warm water. king and snow crab come from cold water, thats why they are passive

I wish to fuck the crab

>>2479112
>>2479115

>now form up and attack Protoss base

>>2478128
Note how the not aggressive ones aren't actually true crabs. True crabs are always trying to pinch you.