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ITT, we are pets who ask questions about our humans.
Feel free to post:
>pictures of yourself
>concerns for your humans health
>what you can do to be a better pet
>etc
I'll start.
So I've tried to get my human's attention constantly to take me for longer walks everyday. A half hour twice a day just isn't enough for me. How can I convince her to do more otherwise?
I've already tried:
>pawing at her face while she's sleeping
>whining until she looks at me and then standing by the door
>biting at her arm while she's busy
Any suggestions?
Also, any tips on how to get more human food? Getting tired of that Acana stuff.
Pic related, it's me. :3c
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Back when I was but a babe.
I miss mom. But my human says that we'll visit her soon. We just gotta make plans!
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>>2473418
Have you tried barking?
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>>2473418
Why would you feed your dog some crazy no nae dog food.
My dog used to only eat kibbles and bits, but I decided he needed a more upscale food and switched him over to Pedigree.
Sure it costs more, but he is a blonde breed like the dog on the bag so I think its good food for him.
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>>2473434
Barking isn't my style. My friend in pic related has taught me to be more vocal, but it's more of like an elegant grumble to get her attention to start barking like crazy. Makes my human kind of upset, but she understands.
She's a tough cookie to crack.
>>2473435
Why would a pet own a dog?
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>super hot day
>cold air blowing from the wall
>human keeps dragging me outside and shouting at me
What the fuck is this dudes problem? I want to lay inside and chill.
Pic related, it's me being dragged outside yesterday with that stupid leaf shit around my neck that human keeps putting on me. I'm just going to run away soon if this shit keeps up.
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>>2473462
Sounds ruff.
Have you tried sitting and not moving?
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This is one of the cringiest threads I've seen on this board
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>>2473512
The idea for this thread in my head was much less cringy than it turned out to be. You're completely right.
I wish there were catfags in here though and pocket pet people.
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>>2473512
I thought it was cute!
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My humans think it's funny when I fall off the floor.
Also, is it wrong to wash the hair on my humans?
Silly doges, we cats rule!
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>>2473516
It's a cute idea but actually seeing people type from an animal's perspective is strangely unsettling
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>>2473527
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I'm in love with cats. pls be close by.
Canada, BC here. Come join me on my blanket so we can play
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>>2473468
Yeah that's usually my go to. Sometimes I stand between his legs though, or run back to the front door. It's like this guy doesn't understand a damn thing I am saying, ya know?
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How do I make him q-tip me more often?
>inb4 scream more
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>>2473706
Rub your crotch on him more, maybe he'll dick you next time.
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