What would your pet think about you?

damn this guy jerks off a lot

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>>2472881

Where does my human go all day when he's not with me?
Where does my human get all the weird and magical things that are in our house, and all the food?
What does it mean when the humans make their weird noises while looking at each other?

>>2472885
sure you're talking about your pet and not actually about your wife?

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>>2472875
>i bet if i keep on this hunger strike this faggot will finally give me something good instead of dry food

>>2472899
I'm sure my dog thinks like this


Fucking cunt

>>2472875
So master presents me a dog shaped toy. It smells like it has never been alive and yet it has eyes. This is disturbing how it looks at me unblinking, challanging. But with no sentable emotion. I could not stand the unnatural horror of it any longer and chewed its eyes out. My master got angry at me, people are terrifying. But I love master so.

>>2472899

take it to the vet, dumbass

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>>2472875
>ITT We are our dogs
Hello fellow /an/imals! I have some concerns about my human. Why does she cuddle my friend more than me? How come she doesn't let me attack my other two friends?
I wish she would let me have more yogurt...

Selfie!

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>is he coming back?

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>When is this stupid faggot going to leave the house and get a job?

>>2472875
Master gets scared when i am listening to something outside he cant hear. I have taken to staring off into nothing for the luls.

>>2472875
Master needs that dark spot on his leg chewed off, he wont let me do it. It smells bad, just.let .me ...chew it off!

To the geckos I am a mobile food and water dispenser that probably isn't going to try to eat them although they aren't certain on that. One of the male geckos thinks my hand is close enough to a female gecko to attempt to make sweet love to occasionally during mating season.

>>2472875
Master eats so much it makes him chemically ill, i can smell it on his breath. Since he got the jar of clear weird smelling liqid and pushes in with the no play with sticks it is better, but he had a foot removed and has a cover on it like when my nuts went away.

>>2473485
Diabeetus