Stupid things that friends said

>>2470214
Human's evolved from dolphins because we both have a descended larynx

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I,uh.. I don't have any friends, but here's a few from family members and strangers

>bread's fine for ducks
>is that a bird?
>s that a turkey?
>is that a owl?
>is that a cockatoo
>geckos need sand
>10 gallon tank is fine for an oranda
>fish don't feel
>birds are stupid
>my cat needs to be outside it's natural
>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely

>>2470223
>>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely

spot the pretentious vegan

>>2470223
>>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely

found the reason why you dont have friends

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>>2470223
>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely

It absolutely is.

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>>2470223
>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely
It's always been okay to kill animals for food. Even when we had to do it inhumanely. Even when we had to lob a spear into a deer and track it for 3 days while it slowly bled to death that was okay.

>>2470214
I hate amphibians, especially snakes!

>>2470241
We'll, maybe not Ok for the deer, but I get your point.

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[pointing at my hornbill]

Hey, that's a nice...
>hawk
>eagle
>chicken
>seagull
>raven

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>>2470223
>I don't have any friends
>>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely

>>2470223
>fish don't feel

This is true.

>>2470214
Oh, wow. Can you believe that? I didn't know snakes had bones.

My beautiful mother. She counts right?

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>>2470214
My dad and his colleague were convinced that only mammals count as animals, and that all reptiles, amphibians, birds, fish, insects, etc. aren't animals and are simply separate categories of their own.

They are both professors of engineering.

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>>2470460

>>2470464
Kek, hadn't saved this one. Thanks.

>>2470223
>it's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely

except it is

Are you one of those vegans who lectures everyone who they see eating meat?

>>2470223
spotted the r/vegan user

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>>2470223
>uh.. I don't have any friends, but here's a few from family mem
>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely

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>>2470223
>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely
>has doves as pets
>i don't have any friends

>>2470214
Sorry about being two letters off, or possibly even just misheard by you.

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not a friend, but a kid in a class' school fieldtrip group after a talk on owls

>are owls and orangutans are related, because they both have round faces?

>>2470398
Well, they don't feel PAIN in the same way we do, but they do have feelings

>>2470223

>I,uh.. I don't have any friends, but here's a few from family members and strangers
>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely

Remember if you are vegan! Plants have feeling too! Just like how getting eggs from a chicken is bad, getting fruits from a tree is bad too because you eat from the living!

If you autistically tell people what to do and what they shouldn't do, of course nobody will be your friend anon. Nobody wants a party pooper

not really friends, per se, but
>all birds are chickens and pigeons
>all creepy crawlies are bugs
>all opilions are spiders
>all bugs are gross
>LITERALLY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING CAN ACT LIKE A DOG

>Snakes have spines?
As said in a College class focused around biology.

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>>2470223
Are you okay anon?

>>2471085
Not animal related but I have a similar story

In a photography class I took for high school arts credit, we were looking at black and white photos and someone asked if the whole world was black and white back then

someone at work (who has pets other than dogs/cats) is convinced that spiders will always bite her, even if they never bite others (something in her body chemistry she says)

>>2471143
Heh, i used to believe this, and then i turned 6.

>Albino Oscars are the females and the Black Oscars are the males
>Cats need to go outdoors to hunt
>I want a (insert meme pet like Raven, Wolf, or Fox here) I'll train it to do all kinds of tricks even though I'm in my late 20's and have never been able to support myself
>plants are not living things
>I want to take my dog with me to the animal shelter to visit the other doggies
>you can get HIV from a mosquito bite

>>2470214
>rats and frogs don't have skeletons

>>2471143
When I was in middle school a girl asked if a book we were reading about the aftermath of a nuclear apocalypse was real.

>>2470217
yup. We're actually not closely related to apes if you look at DNA, we just convergently evolved so we could eat fruit easily. Read Dawkins.

>>2470460
People sat this shot all the time. Yes fish are animals, so are arthropods, no it doesn't matter that you arbitrarily dislike them, no pseudoscorpions haven't killed anyone in Iraq no matter what your idiot buddy swears he saw.

>>2470464
But the small man is the most remarkable

>>2471038 >>2470655 >>2470506 >>2470322 >>2470235
i don't get it

>>2472566
oh I got it, you thought the dude is veg
I got angry at it too as completely not vegetarian, because there is so much fucking hypocrisy in that sentence

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>>2470223

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>Giant squids live in tide pools
>There's ostriches in the Gobi Desert
>Bulldogs are reptiles
>I saw a Teddiursa in my backyard
>Cheetahs can't climb trees
>Snakes are gross and slimy
There were also weeks upon weeks of bullshit about the Megalodon after Sharknado and the Discovery Channel mockumentary, pretty sure someone said they had laser eyes.

>>2473590
>I saw a Teddiursa in my backyard

I refuse to believe this

>>2470217
Where did dolphins evolved from

>>2470214
>you can't on a crow
>ball pythons are poisonous
>ant farms are a bad idea(they were)
>you can't own a fox and a crow
Thank fuck that group of friends disbanded a few years ago

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>>2473590
>>Bulldogs are reptiles

>>2470217
>humans evolved from dolphins
what the fuck are you talking about
humans share a far far away ancestor with dolphins, like all mammals, but we didnt evolve from them

>>2474688
>didn't bother reading the OP before posting
Great shitpost, friend.

>>2470223
>>It's okay to kill animals for food as long as it's done humanely
This is true. The fear is an essential component of a hearty steak, hafta make sure it suffers a bit beforehand.

Not animal related but hey
>"I thought Hurricane Katrina was a Volcano?"

"I didn't know frogs have bones"