These pears have grown in my yard for the past 5 years. This is the ripest they get (they're falling off the tree). They're pretty firm and the fruit tastes just lightly sweet.
So why do they look like this? They look like they have pants on.
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Also the "pants" feel like kiwi skin. The top feels like apple skin.
Looks like a failed attempt at planting the seeds from the genetic freaks you get in the fruit section at the supermarket