Spider farm

But anon your house is already a spider farm

>>2467195
Ok but if you are going to do pocket spiders consider a spring loaded ejector box. Spiders are too delecate and mobile to survive a pocket otherwise. Airholes required. Also consider a jumping spider species, as sudden new environs of a person will result in adaption and exploration rather than curling into a terrified ball on the part of the spider.

>>2467198
In order to keep them from eating each other you might consider investing time in spiderlings raised together in a cage where you move them close together in holding once a month so they are used to high spider per space environments. After all a glob of dead spiders hitting the floor with one Darwinian survivor strutting away is metal in a way but not what you are going for.

>>2467195
You first buy spiders at the dairy but make sure they are completely ready for the mating ritual as the sun will only shine down on you crazy diamond. The farming part is fairly simple and only requires dogs to bark at midnight to be successful. Make sure your pocket is lined with Twinkies as the fog will prevent the apples from being able to vote. Good luck, anon and may the rings of Saturn keep your Android from going yellow.

>>2467381
>rings of Saturn
;)

Interesting choice, I would suggest if you are going to go the pocket bug route, you may have better luck with flying cockroaches or grasshoppers. They tend to hop around and buzz causing panic stricken terror on the part of the victim. Even a pocket of cicadas could be something to consider.

>>2467195
>buy spiders
there are lots of free spiders around most buildings

>>2467195
pokespiders? just have them walking on your shoulder or chest etc. and you can freak out passersby with less chance of harming the spiders

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