Do dogs get you laid?

>>2466743
Yes. Just remember to get consent from the dog before you fuck it.

No, I'm not a zoophile

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I know cats don't.

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>Getting an animal to pull pussy

If you can't get chicks without an animal then having one won't change anything.

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>when a furry tells you he's getting a dog to get laid

>>2466912
It's a good conversation starter, nothing more. girls will come up to you when you are walking your dog, especially if they have a dog. Your dogs will sniff each other and say hello, and it is the perfect opportunity to chat with the dog's owner while they do so.

What you do with that small window is entirely up to you.

So yes, I agree that a dog will not get you laid if you cannot get laid on your own.

>>2466934
But if you didn't have the dog she never would've come up to you at all and you would have had zero percent chance of sex. So the dog greatly increases your odds.

>>2466939
>waiting for women to approach you
>not a virgin
pick one

>>2466939
the level of work it takes to be a decent dog owner, it's definitely not going to be worth it for you if this is even a small part of why you get a dog.

>>2466945
No shame in luring the chicken to the fox

>>2466958
Essentially what I'm asking is that you try to see it from my point of view.

>>2466743
The hentai manga of this is pretty hot.