*blocks your path*

Walk past it and pay it little attention. It can't seriously hurt me and only a sad, twisted person would attack such a comparatively helpless animal.

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>>2466371

>>2466371

Fuck these angry feathery pricks. If a goose steps to me I'm kicking it 10 times out of 10.

>>2466374
>Walk past

Lol, geese are territorial as fuck

>>2466371
>two jaws

It's like something out of Aliens

>>2466371
Find someone that's French. Don't they force feed them to get their liver super fatty. Then they can press the liver to put that shit on crackers or something?

>>2466371
You can pull the head straight off a goose
Free dinner!

>>2466525
This is very cute.

>>2466535
Isn't foie Gras made out of ducks livers?

>>2466525
If I obviously had that much sex I'd strut around down the street with my head up too.

>>2466525
This is way too many geese. Who need this many geese?

>>2466525
Cute at first and then they become monsters
Kill them all

>>2466371
*snaps it's neck*

>>2466525
school trip?

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Destroys your geese

>>2466371
>*blocks your path*
There's a canal path around here that has dozens of geese on it at a few different points. It's about 2 ft wide. If I make a loud clicking noise (like you do to get a horses attention while riding it) then they notice me and move, even when I'm riding my bike at like 20mph. Yelling at them does nothing. The clicking makes them moved immediately. I guess it sounds more like a goose noise than some kind of background noise to them like normal human voices.

>>2466512
Two jaws? That's his tongue in the middle.

>>2466525
>they do move in herds

>>2466706
Wiki says duck or geese. And they force feed corn. The question is why don't they use tacos.

>>2466525
Saw this sort of thing on the way to work once, they were walking in a neat single file line and blocked traffic
Always figured that stuff only happened in cartoons

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kick it up the arse

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>>2466371

fuck geese

My great grandmother had a goose wrap its wings around her leg and start attacking it. She grabbed the goose by the neck, walked over to the shed and had a conversation with it involving a stump and a sharp object through the neck.

Damn quebecois farm-raised women.

>>2466525
That's a big family.

>>2466525
Don't Canada geese have so many babies that geese families start to lose track of their own babies and the strays just end up grouping up like this? I saw a group of seventeen Canada goslings similar to this at my local park one time. Their population explosion is really getting out of hand.

>>2471049
Your grandma has no time for their bullshit and has more ball than most people.

Why do they have teeth on their tongues

>>2472247
They're not really teeth, they don't have enamel.

>>2466371
Geese always used to storm the place where my dad used to work so the company literally hired people to keep geese away from the premises and to clean up goose shit. That was their job. Keeping geese away and cleaning up their shit. Why are these birds so fucking pissed off all the time?

>>2466525
LOOK AT ALL THOSE


CHICKENS

>>2469174
Frenchfag here.
1. Foie gras is delicious but overrated (you better have a good paté than a bad foie gras)
2. American cattle is raised without seeing a blade of grass. As shocking as force feed.
3. It used to be wheat, but now corn is cheaper. Connaisseurs make the difference between corn-fed and wheat-fed foie gras.

Frenchies don't really know about tacos. Still an exotic meal here.

>>2472247
A goose's beck is meant to mow grass.

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>>2466371
>unblocks your path

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>>2466371
>check mate u fucking bird