Guys what the fuck is this thing. Should i kill it?

its a stick insect

don't kill it you fucking retard

>>2466128
Its a stick insect

Kill it you pussy

It's a stick insect.

Kill yourself faggot.

It looks like one of those house centipedes but with 27 fewer legs

C U T E

Why does it look like a fucking demon if its a stick bug? Stick bugs are cool and chill, this thing triggers primal fear in me

>>2466202
its a sthicc bug

>>2466128
They're very easy to keep as pets.

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I havent harmed it yet. Is this for real a stick bug?

>>2466211
Yes it's a phasmid. Where do you live? I've never seen a thiccbug like that in the southern US.

>>2466214
East texas. This fuckers in my shop right next to a big pine woods.

Looks real pretty, if you really don't trust it you could get it to walk on a shovel and then escort the ticcboi outside

Relocate the stick bug with something. These things are fucking harmless. You're lucky to even find one that big in the middle of nowhere. I'd LOVE to just find a random stick bug.

>>2466222
Also these things are stupid slow. You could slowly cow it into a container or something.

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>>2466226
Caught like a rat in a trap.......

>>2466246
noooooooo

>>2466246
qt3.14 bug, would totally pet it and have it move on my hands before putting it on a tree

>>2466214

I've seen similar ones to this before. The females are T H I C C, while the males are s t i c c, so OP's is probably a female of the species.

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Im no monster, I got the spider web off her antenae :3

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Go free thicc stick

>>2466128
>>2466211
>>2466255
>>2466281
that is the thiccest stickbug i've ever seen

>>2466204
top kek

>>2466281
I did this once with a mantis that had been sitting on my back door screen for 3 days and moved it to the wild

went back later to see how far it had gone, found it's half eaten remains laying on the ground

>>2466434
Stick insect already has a better chance in the wild.

>>2466254
>The female of the species is more deadly than the male
>>2466128

T H I C C
S T I C C

>>2466307
S T I C C

>>2466211
Must be an American stickbug with that size.

>>2466281
There she go

>>2466128
Thicc boi

>>2466281
Gj OP. Looks like she's going to lay eggs soon.

>>2466211
You gon die

>>2466151
More like thicc insect.

>>2466434
Circle of life my man.
Hopefully the mantis killed some lame-bugs before getting BTFO

>>2466281

>he didn't even cum on it before releasing it