How can long bois hope to compete.

Long bois can actually breathe

Lanklets can never compete

>>2464265
/thread

Until the inbreeding cuts your lifespan in half.

>>2464256
SMASHED

>>2464256
SLAMMED

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Dont you wish your pupper was SMASHED like me
Dont you wish your doggo was SLAMMED like me

Dontcha

>>2464256
>not even sporting a chain

What a stupid fucking dog

>>2464265
>Fpbp

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To be honest, I seriously hope this fad will take off in a major way and most of these idiotic dog owners get one of these. In this case it doesn't matter anymore that they were too brain damaged to train their dog correctly. It's just irrelevant with that type of body (at least for anyone outside of a 3ft radius around that dog).

Compared you a normal dog, you can "outrun" these shits by casually walking away while these turds stumble and rumble after you, snapping and wheezing for air.

has this guy posted any new ridiculous bullshit?

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>>2464256
S T R E T C H E D

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This is now a mush boi general thread

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>>2465925
He loves going on hikes. We try and go on a least a 4 mile hike every other day to keep him exercised. It helps I live in Alaska and am surrounded by trails

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>>2465931
There is nothing quite like having him rest his mush on me

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>>2465932

>>2465932
do you fuck his mush?

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>>2465932
>image search yields no results
>this is actuall you

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>>2465938
No but he does fall asleep with balls in his mouth

>>2464256
Theses dogs won't last a day in the wild
Literally toy Breeds made for our entertainment

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>>2464256
easy they wont get put down at the pound

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>>2465951
These thing's aren't pitbulls they can barely waddle let alone maul somebody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlvcHhUL1NQ

>>2464256
I can't fucking believe that people will pay $2-4K for these inbred dogs.

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Are they trying to devolve dogs into Permian/Triassic Synapsids?

>>2466119
well wow. these dogs look built though

>>2464256
Yeah let's make a dog that can't swim and has chronic joint problems. Cool dog brah.

>>2465932
you look like an egg that just smoked the world's supply of pot

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>>2466646
That's pretty spot on actually, good guess

>>2465932
>this is a 10/10 in alaska

>>2466517
>take completely normal sized terrier/bull dog mix
>breed it to have stubby legs
>brainlets cant see through the optical illusion, imagine dogs to be more musculature than they actually are
>thinks genetically disfigured and stunted animal is aesthetically pleasing instead of feeling sorry for the inferiority foisted upon it by idiots

You literally can't make this shit up. Manlets never learn.

>>2465932

you fat fucking bastard

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>>2466801
Was this supposed to surprise me?

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>>2465932

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>>2466859
Never heard that one before, so original /s

HEISENBERG 2X CRIME BOSS INBRED TOAD FREAK MINI MICRO ALIEN BONE GIRTH SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>>2464256
>How can long bois hope to compete.
Genuinely lold

>>2466119
Wow, that's like the poster child for hip dysplasia, obligatory C-sections, etc.

>>2465932
I know a guy with a mixed Japanese mastiff who looks very similar to you and smokes a shit load of weed

>>2467125
I WANT MORE CATCH PHRASES FROM TOADLINE. WHERE DOES HE POST SHIT?

>>2467150
Facebook

>>2467125
He actually admits they're inbred?

>>2466864
Is that you carter?

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Really want a Lonboi but their abysmal trainability and poor off-leash reliability killed that dream. Anyone here have a longboi? What's their obedience like?

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>>2467161

>>2467191
Yeah I got a pointer instead of a borzoi and he isn't great off leash. Good recall, but has a very long lead, strong hunting instinct (of course), and can't be trusted anywhere near cars (would probably run across a highway if a bird/animal were on the other side).

Then again, he is incredibly intelligent and trainable, although terribly on leash after four years. I always wondered how borzoi were on leash, they seem pretty relaxed I can't see them pulling hard.

The short lifespan is a major bummer too, not to mention risk of bloat. Greyhounds live longer but they just don't hold a candle to borzois.

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>>2467203
I thought Borzois had decent lifespans (10-12 years) considering they're one of the largest breeds.

oh HELL yes, favorite meme animals

>>2465932
>implying you walk him anywhere except the drive through.

>>2467159
He admits that its basically a pyramid skeem.

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>>2468412

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SELECT YOUR CHARACTER

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>>2468539
>pyramid skeem

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Their snooters

>>2464256
is this animal cruelty or do these dogs live normal lives?

>>2468689
>crimeboss
>swoldier
Gets me every fucking time

>>2468708
It's certainly unethical, but it's not like the animals are treated "badly" during their (admittedly short due to their horrific, crippling deformities) lives.

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GLORIOUS SMASHED BULLIES, INBRED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES

>>2465932
why does your head look upside down but your face is perfectly rightside up

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>>2469861
If I see this thing coming my way,I think it'll be perfectly legal to end its pathetic,miserable Life. How does it walk? "SMASHED,SLAMMED" is correct,this thing has been Smashed with a Hammer and Slammed by an elephant a thousand times. Can you imagine being born like this? I'd end myself the second I try to walk. He appears to have a severe case of High levels of Concentrated Autism and Retardation. It's gone cross-eyed from the pain. Can someone buy every single Swoldier and Crimeboss from Toadline and just fucking end them? It hurts my soul every time I see these things. These abominations make me laugh just thinking about them trying to walk. Why would anyone want to buy these things? I want to get inside their minds and see how they're feeling. I can't see these things without remembering that the "guy" that sells these monsters has a website by the name "Toadline" when he doesn't even sell Toads! Like what? I want to see some Toads my man. Imagine what the Toads would look like if he had (in)bred Toads being sold! This guy made a whole new breed. I will now sleep every night knowing that Walking,Living Cancer in the form of an inbred Dog breed that has a malformed Skeleton. Please end these things.

>>2465173
PULLED

I'm new to this thing, what the hell does this guy mean by "SMASHED AND SLAMMED"? Is he talking about the squished face?

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>>2470285
ONE FOR THE MICRO TOAD LOVERS. 2X TOAD 3X KRYPTONITE. TOADLINE RUMPLE, A T2 SON AND TOAD AND KRYPTONITE GRANDSON, HAS BEEN BRED TO TOADLINE FIZGIG, A SNARF DAUGHTER AND TOAD AND GOLDMINE GRANDAUGHTER. RUMPLE'S UNDER 12" TALL AND 45LBS OF PURE TOAD. AND FIZGIG, AT UNDER 13" TALL AND 60LBS IS A MICRO VERSION OF HER DADDY SNARF. I EXPECT BONED UP MINI MICRO DESIGNER TOADLINE BULLIES. PUPS EXPECTED MID MARCH 2015. CALL TO RESERVE YOUR PICK.
ANTHONY

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Let's go breeding pitbulls in the sky
It's micro alien
Let's all take a trip on my inbreeding

I'm Mr. Toadline
Yes, I'm everybody's Mr Toadline
Can't you see I'm full of smashity?
Oh, smashed and slammed and bow your legs with me

Your big Fizgig's got no place to stay
Inbred reproduction
I feel like a smart dog I sport a chain,

Mr. Toadline
Yes, I'm everybody's Mr Toadline
Can't you see I'm full of smashity?
Oh, smashed and slammed and bow your legs with me

I'm Mr. Toadline, they all relate to me
I can SMASH up people's lives
Mr. toadline, they all relate to me
It's the only way to be
BONED UP inbreeding
Mr. Toadline, Mr. Toadline, Mr. Toadline

It's the only way to be
Inbred destiny, oh yeah

Mr. Toadline, yes I'm everybody's Mr. Toadline
Can't you see my inbred destiny?
Oh, drag your bag and fly away with me

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>>2465932
Can't get a hooman bitch so had to settle for an actual bitch

>>2470285
NEW EXOTIC DESIGNER MICRO-MINI 2X CRIMELORD 3X KRYPTOAD. OVER 300% SMASHED AND SLAMMED BONE GIRTH COMPLETELY DECIMATED.

STUD SERVICE $10000. PUPPIES EXPECTED WINTER 2017. $2000 RESERVATION FEE

>>2465932
S M A S H E D

>>2466864
S L A M M E D

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>>2470298
The fuck is going on in this cunts head

>>2466475
god I hope so

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>>2470285
T O A D L I N E
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>>2466864
fuck off and die boogie

>>2472415
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T PAY

>>2465931
>>2465932
Is it really a joke if you're on a mobility scooter?

>>2468689
Any choice other than fucking SWOLDIER is objectively wrong

>>2470285
You know how those things look like bulldog mutts? They're not. They are supposed to be pitbulls. That's why.

Man stance is always shit whether it be /an/ or /o/