Pic related.
It's a Hallucigenia.
I really want to try to fuck it.
>>2463228
Hmmm... May be a bit boring but I think a Crocodile-like Mammal would be pretty cool.
>>2463242
>>2463228
What part of it exactly are you going to fuck?
I personally want to meet a mososaurus and an elasmosaurus.
Brontoscorpio Anglicus or Pulmonoscorpius kirktonensis.
>tfw you will never have a cat/dog-sized scorpion for a pet
There's always genetic engineering at the very least.
>>2463228
All the megafauna humans killed off.
>>2463228
The paintings of them make them look quiet ugly and I bet they'd look nicer in reality.
T. rex so people can finally stop bitching about whether or not it had many feathers.
Argentinosaurus would be pretty cool to see.
>>2463373
>T-rex had feathers
>>2463228
Only the ones that were killed off by man that should in theory still be alive today.
>>2463363
>extinct
>>2463369
They look like river camels. Carnivorous river camels, but still river camels.
>>2463228
I run a paleozoic themed yugioh deck
>>2463564
>>2463363
what a retarded animal
>>2463564
>Canadiana
what did they mean by this?
>>2463564
>using the inferior name
>>2463369
Ambulocetus is way cooler m8
>>2463831
>putting an XYZ in your main deck
JADGE
I want a Haast's eagle
>>2463369
I kind of doubt this furry depiction, I imagine they'd have lost most of their fur long before this point
>>2463970
they'd lose their feet/hands before they lost their fur.
>>2463277
Trust me no one is even remotely interested.
The short-faced bear, the largest mammalian carnivore ever
>>2463997
>the largest mammalian carnivore ever
>What is the blue whale, Alex?
>>2463997
is that sam hyde on the right?
>>2464000
*terrestrial
>>2463665
Do you even know what it's doing?
>>2463997
Not even the largest bear ever.
>>2463997
2b4life
>>2463361
>Africans btfo
>>2463665
No wonder its extinct
Where there a Equidae with arms/claws?
>>2463363
thats a sea pig
>>2463361
holy shit niggers can't do anything right
>>2465122
In defense of niggers abos have lower IQ and they still managed to kill the mammals so something else happened there
>>2465531
African megafauna evolved alongside humans while the other megafauna did not?
>>2465122
More like everyone else happened to do that wrong. Fuck, we could've had mammoth, wolly rhino, gigantopithecus, moa, giant ground sloths and armadillos, aurochs if it weren't for our ancestors being tards.
>>2463228
I've always wanted to cuddle a Leptictidium. The world needs more hopping mammals.
>>2465564
why would you want those retarded animals running around. and mammoths would have dissapeared either way
>>2463242
My mang.
>>2463665
It needs to have a brain before it can be mentally retarded, anon.
>>2465543
Not really, humans have only been eating meat for 2-3 million years, before that people ate plants, hunting methods evolved way quicker than animals evolve, more likely the populations that left Africa were effective hunters who were rapidly expanding in numbers
>>2463228
A line of trees in this park turned into a Mastodon once while I was on acid. It was pretty cool.
Honestly I don't know. Was there an equivalent of the Leviathan once? A serpent, dragonesque giantic sea creature?
I love the concept of Hic Sunt Dragones, single creatures so big and dangerous that could make the place inhabitable, an ultimate predator guarding its lair.
All the fucking hipsters saying whatever obscure animal will impress everyone else. The only correct answer is Tyrannosaurus. Not even my favorite dinosaur but an ultimate legendary, notorious predator.
>>2464001
i had the exact same thought, friend
>>2466460
>hipsters
Hipsters are characterized by doing the same thing as everyone else is doing. Your post is the most hipster here.
>>2464000
an even-toed hoofed animal
>>2466587
Whales don't have hooves, but they do eat macroscopic animals.
>>2466881
It was nature's brainstorming session.
>>2463228
First animal what evolved
>>2466390
One mosasaur, Mosasaurus Hoffmani, possibly grew to around 60 feet long.
>>2468918
Sponges weren't the first animal
>>2468746
>yfw the Cambrian was the age of shitposts
>>2469078
>Sponges weren't the first animal
I didn't say they were.
>>2463242
Cambrico
Fuckin Dimetro-bro
>>2469343
thats my grand-grand-grand-grand-...-grandad why would you post him
>>2469414
Because he was a great lover and deserves recognition
The Megatherium...
>>2463997
I don't care if its the largest or not, I would like to hunt one.
>>2466460
Not a predator. It was a big carrion eater.
>>2469421
Explain all the HEALED scars matching Tyrannosaur teeth on Triceratops fossils, then.
>>2465880
incorrect, did you even read the post you responded too?
>>2468473
>Ambulocetus
>Bigger than a modern whale
Okay... Retard.
>>2463228
Hope you get pricked, PRICK
>>2463228
to be fair, if it was bigger than holy-fuck small, that trunk may be a good flesh-light
>>2466451
Spurdosaurus Binlandius :DDDD