how do we teach our monkey brothers to create and use spears?

>>2462666
No

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>>2462666
Mushrooms are the key

>>2462666
We should teach them agriculture instead of violence.

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>>2462685
but violence and wars leads to progress
what would they grow though? rye?

>>2462666
Satan pls go

>>2462666
I always wondered if it would be possible to train monkeys to use weapons. I don't expect them to smith swords anytime soon, but I wonder if it would be possible to teach them to make spears, or failing that, giving them spears, swords, or daggers and teaching them to use them against other packs.

I mean, if you teach a gorilla to wield a sword, he'll be king of the jungle.

>>2462680
>Stoner fanfiction
>>2462685
They already eat each other out of habit.

by giving them spears one monkey tribe will attack and beat all other monkeys into submission to join their great tribe to create an anarchist monkey society

We should bestow the gift of Wisdom upon our Orca allies and not some filthy fucking apes!

worked so well in africa. how about we teach them how to farm instead

>>2462702
What use is intelligence without the ability to make tools?

>>2462666
I don't think they have enough motor coordination to not destroy their hands.

>>2462697
u mean Blacklivesmatter?

>>2462666
>how do we teach our monkey brothers to create and use spears?
There's at least one chimp troop that bites sticks until theyre sharp and uses them to spear and dig out bush babies.