How do I get a pet deer?

legally only by finding one that was abandoned or starting a farm

>>2462580
you just go take a fawn out of the wild. they do really well in captivity and will take to a little bit of training even. don't let the mother see you though or it may attack

>>2462605
>hey lets just steal one out of its mothers arms!

fucking hell

>>2462581
>legally
what is it with white people and worrying about if stuff is legal or not?

>>2462617
https://youtu.be/pnXQ4CiJpoM
Because no one wants a SWAT team like this to bust down their door and kill the deer in front of them.

>>2462630
Well if you're doing something illegal, even only temporarily, you shouldn't be posting videos about it on social media. I also wonder what kind of person would report that to the police.

>>2462617
Because white people have something to lose if they go against the law.
Most of them dont have jail experience as well

>>2462617
Yeah, white people with their morals and laws, rigth?

>>2462617
White people understand there are consequences to their actions.
They don't have the luxury of crying racism whenever things don't go their way.

>>2462617
Because we enjoy having luxuries like employability and access to credit

Deer are vermin and must be eradicated.

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>>2462682
Human are vermin and must be eradicated.

>>2462682
t. /k/

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>>2462581
Or just go to that place in Sweden where they have domesticated reindeer.

>>2462630
>atf kills your dog
>swat kills your deer

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>>2462630
This is beyond retarded.

>>2462701
Are you an ethnic Sami nomadic reindeer herder whose family has been herding deer for at least 3 generations?

No? Better move to Ohio or Texas then.

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>>2462754
>edges of ears being eaten away by ticks

>>2462700
oh, /k/ definitely does not want to exterminate them.

Get a muntjac instead.

>>2463143
/k/ommando here, I can confirm. We only want to fuck the deer.

>>2462630
>She's being transferred to a wild life shelter tomorrow
>NO WE NEED TO KILL HER RIGHT NOW

This happened like 45 minutes from me. God damn my state is retarded on certain things

>>2462581
How often do Deer start farms?

>>2462617
It's really shitty to get emotionally invested in a pet that can taken away and put down at any time just because someone snitches or you just get unlucky.

>>2463271
Rarely, they just eat all the produce and the farm goes under.

>>2462617
Please don't falseflag to make us minorities look bad

>>2462701
That place is every single zoo and the whole north of the country.

Been meaning to buy a reindeer pelt for use as a blanket. The texture is exquisite, and it's nice to know the animal has had a decent life before being slaughtered.

>>2463271
I kekd

>>2462633
>I also wonder what kind of person would report that to the police.

The same kind of person who immediately regrets doing it after seeing what the results were.

go shoot one then take it home and tie it to a tree and feed it etc

>>2462580
Depends on where you live. Few states allow straight up deer you'd find in the wild as pets, although I do believe there are some.

Muntjac deer tend to be the most widely accepted I believe, and due to their size and nature, they are most suitable.

Check out this page I found through the magic of googling and clicking on the very first hit:
https://pethelpful.com/exotic-pets/Deer-Species-Exotic-Pets

>>2463289
>Please don't falseflag to make us minorities look bad
Don't worry, you already make yourselves look bad. You don't need anybody else to do it for you.

>>2463821
my fucking retarded state specifies all cervines for some goddamn reason as needing a license which rules muntjacs out. It's supposed to be to protect native species.

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>>2463821
Muntjacs are ugly tho.

North American white tailed deer are what peak performance looks like.

>>2462630
This is the most fucking stupid shit I've ever seen in this site and I've been lurking for like 10 years. Fuck cops Fuck snitches

F for deer kun

>>2463849
are you retarded? Muntjacs have cool runes on their face and fangs like some kind of little monster.

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>>2463854
>and I've been lurking for like 10 years.
If that was true you wouldn't explicitly state this and you also wouldn't be this surprised about stupidity in this world.
But maybe you lurked exclusively on /an/ then it would make sense.

>>2462691
t. zamasu

>>2462617
SHIIIIET

>>2463952
I dunno I was drunk and in my feels. Can't say I haven't felt homicidal when a deer jumps infront of my car or fucking Decimates my garden. Maybe I'm a big hypocrit. Q___Q