What are some fun things you can do with a horse?

>>2459810
Sell it for money, use money to go to a theme park.

fug

Ride it into battle

Fuck it and suck it.

>>2459810
bait anons
wait, you don't even need a horse

I had a friend who loved horses. Last I heard he had his eyes on a breeder, he said the guy's horses were to die for, I wonder how old Mr Hands is doing.

>>2459977
>Mr Hands
probably still dead

Ride it through a drive-thru

>>2460051
this
as long as it's heavy enough to be picked up by the drive thru.

>>2459810
Breathe into their nostrils to get them all involved in you. Sing to them and look at their weird expressions.

Have them pull you through the snow on skis. It's an actual thing, and it's super fun, kind of like waterskiing.

Marry one and pay some mad scientist to implant some horse DNA into a surrogates eggs and then make a race of mighty centaurs.

>>2459813
go to a theme park six maybe seven times.

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>>2460365

sorry brah

>>2460389
I wrote the text for that. Starting to think I talk about centaurs too much.

Play with their upper lip while they try and eat your hand.

>>2460565
lmao, so it was you.
loved it so much that I made the gif but it was kinda hard to squeeze it all in while balancing out with timing and still showing enough of her muzzle movement (which was really fucking strange. I guess she chewed on that harness bite part)

>>2460636
You done good things. Together we'll change the world.

>>2460644
indeed

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Make Horse burgers yumm?

>>2459810
Put a sticky note saying "i'm stupid" between their eyes. They can't see it lol.

brush it's mane???
ride it around town and let it shit on the streets cause why not???

>>2459810
Brothel

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>>2459997
>Implying even that could stop him

>>2459810
Riding, feeding, brushing, scratching his ears and help keep it healthy and happy

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There is a big ass horse(I think it's a mare) near my house, it enormous and beefy and I just want to pet her head.

Pic related is a horse and a donkey who entered my garden, it's a bit more suprising than the typical cat and dog who often wander there
Fortunatly, the owner where found a bit later,the horse was getting nervous

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>>2463629

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>>2463632

>>2459810
make glue

You can ride it. Or "ride" it.

>>2463636

those are some short fingers

>>2459810
invade europe

>>2463889

apparently you don't even need a horse for this anymore nowadays

learn to use a lance on horseback, buy replica suits of armor etc, master cavalry fighting

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Watch two horses fuck and then collect horse semen

>>2463629

I wish that would happen to me.

>>2463851
Ah shit are they? They are not very thin but I don't think they are that short
>>2463998
Yeah it was fun and cute. Just let your gate open, I'm sure a horse will come in one day. Had to tie the horse to a tree though, it would have been a shame if he ran away before the owner came. The donkey was very calm and I pet it the whole afternoon

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>>2463851
I think it's just the angle

Marry one in international waters

>>2459810
Fuck it

Grind it up and use the meat to make a burger.
Horses are glorified cows

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>>2459810
>What are some fun things you can do with a horse?

Grinding its meat and press it into its own gut is not only fun but also very delicious if you serve the outcome with some potato salad and mustard

>>2468229
>Eselsalami
Stop it.

>>2463976
Collecting it with your mouth I assume. Also fondling its massive balls and peeling smegma off with your teeth and flicking the urethral opening with your tongue

>>2468368
It's not bad. I once tried it and it wasn't realy different from regular salami.

>>2468410
But i thought that this is a sfw christian imageboard

Eat it