Do you think they did it?

Of course they fucked dude. All of the men/women who have that much contact with wolves/big cats are fucking them

>>2459218
I know you're trying to use sarcasm, but have you seen this dudes videos? He's literally making out with those lions and lionesses. He's way too comfortable around them, is all I'm saying.

>>2459238
What's wrong with sexxing animals?

>>2459238
>I know you're trying to use sarcasm,
No I'm not I'm actually dead serious. Like it's probably 40/60 in reality but someone who wants to save animal will set up a shelter and not risk being mauled. Someone who wants more is going to set up the reserve and have close contact, then out of those people with close contact you can tell which one's are normal physical contact and then physical and sexual contact.

>>2459244
Well what if he knocks one up, and creates a whole new breed of semi-sapient monsters? Much stranger things have been known to happen in nature. Or what if some disease jumps species which eventually causes an epidemic?

>>2459261
>Much stranger things have been known to happen in nature
Lmao wtf. Name one

>>2459263
Like dude, where do you think mermaids come from? dumbass
>dolphin rape caves

>>2459261
A human that runs around on all fours, with claws and a giant lion mouth

A lion that walks upright on 2 legs with either a human sized lion mouth or a lion sized human mouth

These are serious possibilities that should *not* be ignored

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>>2459261
>he knocks one up
not possible.
>disease jumps species which eventually causes an epidemic
where? in Africa? what else is new?

>>2459278
>not possible.
What if the sperm in question has some freak mutation? It's not all that uncommon to encounter people with more or less chromosomes than normal. If nature should have taught us anything, is that if you throw enough mud at the wall, some of them will stick.

>>2459311
Anon. It's not possible, you cant cross primate with feline dna, sticking your dick in a lioness isnt gonna create fucking liono okay.

>>2459261
So

Real life furries?

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>>2459204
Everyone knows a cat is fine too

>>2459261
only same species can produce fertile kids. even if he did the things would never make more

>>2459360
Damn tiger pussy looks like dog pussy. Is it bad that I want to eat a lion out

>>2459321
>>2459446
Okay, so if it can't happen in nature, what about artificial insemination in a lab? Is it possible to create human-animal hybrids? What would they look like? How smart would they be?

>>2459472
Impossible.

>>2459472
Yeah that isn't impossible. AI is the same as fucking basically. IDK the ins-and-outs of it, but fucking an ape would be your best bet but I don't think so.

>>2459517
>isn't impossible
I mean... is impossible. I'm not a crazy scientist and I haven't made a tiger-human hybrid in attempt to dominate the world with my timan army

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>>2459278
>not possible
Not just possible, but actually happening. Zygote just dies shortly after due to lots genetic malfunctions tho.

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>>2459261
yes perfect

>>2459701
tell us more?

/k/ fucks animals all the time. There's hunting and "hunting".

>>2460003
Do you really think that there is some magic barrier appears that stopping sperm to go right into ovum if biological species are different? We are like 90-99% the same, depending of species.

no confirmed interbreeding past species barriers. anyone who claims any growth is blowing it out their ass.

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Just... what haven't humans fucked? Any ideas?

>>2460061
I know our planet, Mother Earth definitely isn't a virgin anymore...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aDhtQTQYwII

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>>2460090
>swedish
checks out

>>2459446
Bos genus (hell, add Bison to that matter), Canis, Ursus, Mustela, Felis, Leptailurus, Panthera, Camelus, Tursiops, Pseudorca, Macropus... can produce fertile offspring between different species.
I believed that too, until i found out that what defines a 'species' is completely arbitrary.

>>2459472
i don't know if you're trying to sound retarded but it wouldn't work either. genetic engineering is what you should be looking at

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https://youtu.be/Cr8E-VVUYVw
Lot of girls seem to be getting into wolf studies these days.
Naw I don't think any hanky-panky is going on, but I think it must be enjoyable to get close to another species and have their trust. Wolves are kind of attractive though you have to admit

>>2459261
serious question: could a human mate with a chimp or a gorilla?

>>2460615
>get close to another species and have their thrust

ftfy

>>2460615
>everyone wants the knot
ftfy
this is why anthropomorphic cartoons should be banned. They turn people into furries and animal lovers.
Just look at history. Before the 80's, nobody heard of furries. Now they're everywhere.

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>>2460615

protip: some women can cum just with their thoughts alone or some situation they're in. now imagine this is something they wanted to happen all of their lives and their dream comes true (and they might even have felt aroused without actually knowing).
the one in that photo could have an orgasm and you'd never know.

>>2459261
that's not even remotely possible
the whole world would be full of human-hybrid animals otherwise
do you really thing no man has ever fucked a lionesses or something like?

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>>2460752
>Before the 80's, nobody heard of furries.

>>2460825
That was symbolism for bestiality, not an actual fursuit.

>>2460752
>Before the 80's, nobody heard of furries
that's because before the 80's anyone known to be a furry would've been murdered.

I think we were also murdering gay people and atheists back then. Kids these days have no clue how much things have changed just in the last 40 years.

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>>2460833
Yeah but sex with people dressed as animals is probably older than the Pyramids, as were many cults that also practiced ritual bestiality.

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>Do you think they did it?

I mean really where is that other hand?

>>2460846
What third world country are you from?

>>2460090
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF?

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>>2460846
meanwhile in ancient Egypt

>>2461137
>>2460846
and before then there's lots of prehistoric sculptures/drawings of anthropomorfic animals

>>2461100
Judging the crocs face, deep in its archosaurian anus

>>2461137
And were is the "glory" of ancient Egypt now? Dead.
Take that, dogfuckers.

>>2461192
>And were is the "glory" of ancient Egypt now? Dead.
more like raped in NSFW furry porn.
degenerates 1 / kangz 0

>>2461100
the best way to learn about crocodiles is to jam your thumb in its butthole

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>>2459204
I mean, wouldn't you?

>>2461341
don't touch the lioness unless you're willing to take responsibility

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>>2459261
Human-Scorpion hybrids when?

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>>2461189
It's called a cloaca.

>>2461658
fuck off arachnidfag

>>2459261
>>>2459244
>Well what if he knocks one up, and creates a whole new breed of semi-sapient monsters? Much stranger things have been known to happen in nature. Or what if some disease jumps species which eventually causes an epidemic?


>>2459261
That simply wont happen. A gamete cannot be formed.

>>2459472
It is actually possible. Not in a traditional sex cell fusion way. By using recombinant DNA technology we can insert lion alleles into the DNA of a human fertilized egg. The DNA will code for some protien that gives the embryo lion features(selected by the scientist) like fur, increased muscle mass etc

>>2461699
>we can insert lion alleles into the DNA of a human fertilized egg
But won't just cause the immune system to go haywire and start attacking any cells displaying lion proteins as foreign tissue, leading to some degenerative disease of whatever systems were modified?

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/an/ is losing it.

I'm surprised no one posted the webm of the cheeto sitting down and getting comfortable on that cheeto expert yet.

>>2461820
We all have that under /boring stuff/porn/don't click/don't open/beast/favorites

go look up "a passion in the dessert"

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>>2461836

*desert

he was banging that Jaguar

>>2459261
That's called a kzin, read some Larry Niven you scrubs

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>>2461658
As soon as I can get access to a private lab, some funding, and a group of scientists with equally loose/ nonexistent morals.

>>2461906

The cheeto one is way better

>>2461658
Is there anything more terrifying than Scorpion pedipalps? It's like lovecraftian in just how wrong they look

>>2462039
got my disturbing Scorpion pincer appendages mixed up, meant to say chelicera, not the pedipalps

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>>2461910
>Cancelled before they got to the Kzin who were going to be the next bad guys after the Romulans.

>>2460688
The Soviets tried this but as far as we know were never successful.

>>2460833
No nig
In the book he had his partner dress up as a doogoo and perform "tricks" at parties.

>>2462014
>torturing animals is fine
>breeding a new creature is wrong
Scientists are the most retarded lot, I swear.

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This is now a lewd lion thread.

>>2463310
>altering non-human animals bodies is fine
>altering humans bodies is not fine
maybe you would get it if you weren't retarded

>>2463944
lions are pathetic.
the guy handling them is probably double the size

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>>2460090
This is fucking amazing

>>2461341
I'd rub the shit out of that belly, yes