Why do people do stuff like this?

>>2457549
Wouldn't it have died before finding its mother back anyway?

>why?
Ignorance

>>2457549
>Spanish
They were Argentinians.

>>2457553
No, that was last year, this was yesterday.
Fuck this country

>>2457549
because they don't know they harming the creature and killing it. and in some cases they don't care anyway.
>>2457576
fuck off

> tfw in spain right now
> tfw missed the chance to take selfie with a baby rapefish because seawater is bad for my hair

>>2457549
If the dolphin was separated from its mother like the article says it was probably going to die anyways

>>2457550
Cause selfies are life. Besides, it's an animal last time I checked we still run this planet. Fuck em all.

>>2457679
Yes, and just so you know, I also advocate capturing wild dolphins and putting them in small aquariums.

Have you ever seen a single intelligent being at a beach? No. Like scum from the sea, scum from the land drifts to the shore.

>>2457549
>Spanish beaches
So the dolphin was killed by Brits on holiday

>>2457690
I don't like crowds but beaches are great. you sound like an indoorfag

Fucking idiots. It would never even occur to me to try and pick up a helpless baby dolphin.

>>2457549
Well since they all got pictures of them and presumably they're on Facebook like every other normie is, they'll be located and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

>>2457738
I'm sure it depends on location but i'm a massive outdoorfag and trust me the beaches here attract human garbage in droves.

>>2457738
I'm an outdoorsfag and I find the beach fucking boring as shit.

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>>2457858
>MFW my favourite virgin beach is being colonized by anglo and italian tourists

What are they even doing in my bumfuck nowhere town?

>>2457717
or by germans desu

>>2457576
So are we going to get a story like this out of every single spic country every year now?

>>2457878
depends on the density of the beaches and the kind of people that goes to them. in spain that kind dumb shit happens because lots of beaches there are frequented by scum

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Ok /an/, picture this: a group of normies are passing around a helpless baby dolphin, fucking around with it and taking pictures. How do YOU handle the situation and save the little dude?

>>2458160
>call animal controls emergency number. >Get redirected to whoever knows about dolphins
>"hi there's a baby dolphin on the beach here with people grabbing it. Wat do? Should I tell them to stop?"
(if yes)
>run into the water and physically block the normies from the cute baby dolphin while trying to stay on the phone with animal control
>"hey you're going to kill him I've got animal control on the phone"
>"oh really? Come on kids let's go fuck with the sea snails"
>???
>profit
(If no)
>stay on phone with animal control
> "are you sure it's okay? "
>wait and watch
>animal control comes
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>2458160
>approach the normies
>observe the normies
>learn of the normies' primitive ways
>mimic the normies
>become the normies
>gain the normies' trust
>ask the normies to take a pic with the dolphin next
>when the dolphin is in my arms, grab it tight and dive into the depths
>slither away in the salty deep blue mistress
>hug dolphin tight and swim fast so its tears are all left behind us
>swim away from the normie threat, into the safety of Poseidon's empire
>loosen the grip on the dolpin
>it swims away from my arms
>i have no arms
>i have fins
>i've been blessed by the sea
>i am now dolphin
>dolphin embraces me
>dolphin wants to be my mate
>i am a hero
>a hero
>hero
>herro
>herro!
>HERRO!
>I SAY, HERRO! SIR!
>i wake up
>WANT DORPHIN SOUP OR DORPHIN FIRRET?!
>i had fallen asleep in a Japanese restaurant
>have some shitty fried rice and go back home to fap to my collection of pics that normies took with baby dolphins

This is how you save the environment.

>>2457685
>>2457679
this is the most transparent bait i've ever seen, and on /an/ that's saying something

>>2458160
>slap the first normie I see holding it, and scream at them to TAKE IT TO THE VET!
>lecture the rest of the group on the inherent dangers of keeping a cat outside
>call everyone in the group a newfag who should lurkmoar, and accuse them all of being from reddit
>as I walk away get bit by a brown recluse and die because people are shit and need to be culled from the planet
And that's how /an/ should handle this.

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>>2457549
Because Facebook likes

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>>2458185

>>2458160
>pull out my gun
>fire a couple shots in the air
>start dropping redpills about the holohoax and 9/11

>>2458247
Anon said what would /an/ do, not /pol/

>>2458181
what the fuck did I just read

>>2457764
yeah but why tf would you post that shit if you know that the dolphin died

>>2458160
>"Hey retards, the dolphin will die if you keep doing that"
>one of the Chads grabs my hair and slams me into the ground
>they start groping me and passing me around instead
>die

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>>2457867
There are whole citys/islands in greek and spain wich banned brits for their horrible tourists.
Don't try to blame it on the gernans you heartless dolphin killer.

>>2457549
>why

Europe.

You wonder why we left the EU.

>>2458160
>strip naked and sprint toward them while shitting, pissing, screeching and flailing wildly
>once I have their attention ask them politely not to take selfies with me or me son ever again
>dive and intercept my wife's dolphson from argie scum
>hold it above my head whispering 'simmmbaaaa'
>hammer throw it as far as I can back into the depths
>rape nearest offender while making agitated dolphin noises
>wander back to my towel and sleep off the adrenaline

>>2457549
Because social media>real life. Im at a theme park and 100% of the women dont do anything but take pics. They stand in front of rides and take selfies with captions like
>rawr! Such a scary rollercoaster #adrenalinerush
But they dont ride the rides. People dont see the eiffel tower or grand canyon. They photograph it so people think they experienced it. Its like reality is a ghost of what it used to be, this goes double fir women

>>2458953
>muh rape fantasy blog post.
Gee, thanks for sharing.

Good, fuck dolphins. They do shit like this to other animals.

>>2459100
>Im at a theme park
>with captions like
If you REALLY were at a theme park while they did this, how would you know what captions they type?
You don't, because you just creep and stalk on facebook and instagram all day long, looking at all the retarded shit normies do and make fun of them by yourself. What the fuck man?

>>2459145
Im with a group of them on a senpai reunion trip. Worst mistake of my life. Also bitter roastie detected.

>>2457601
Are you still alive?

>>2457549
what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>2459196
Oh so you'd rather anonymously make fun of your own damn family on the internet than try and actually spend quality time with them? That's really fucking sad dude. Get your priorities right, you bitter little man.

>>2459209
Damn. Cousin Jeanette is that you? Aunt kathy said she wants fajitas is that gluten free?

>>2457690
Autism from a fly over state troglodyte

>>2457679
this

Shit happens. It was result of a bunch of people being overly happy and friendly. Like a dog happy to see a baby and accidentally knocks it over a cliff or something

>>2457549
I'm surprised nobody ate it.

>>2457549
Here in my country some fuckers grabbed a baby shark to take selfies with. Thank goodness the shark didn't die and it bit a girl's hand

>>2457549
>tfw no pet dolpho

why even live?

>>2458160
I would pick it up and swim with it until it was deep enough for it to swim off. Fuck normie fee fees.

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>>2457549
>hispanics

>>2458181
You're not funny

>>2458181
Actually this was pretty funny

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>>2458160
LARGA JÀ

>>2458160
Punch the nearest woman in the face.
Suddenly every normie forgets about a baby dolphin.

>>2458160
>"haha, hey can I hold it too?"
>Proceed to molest the underage dolphin pucci.

>>2458160
>Use my rights as an American
>Shoot them

>>2458181
Lol

>>2458248
>/an/ isn't /pol/
Gas the pitbulls breed war now.

>>2458227
>tfw no time when i feeled happy
>tfw no happy day to rember

ow

>>2457549
one would have thought the shit we got last year would prevent retards in other places to do it
>>2457576
so are we europeans now?

>>2457549
Why do white people do stuff like this?
Fixed.

Ever seen a black person smiling like a doofus next to a motherfucking dolphin? Didn't think so.

>>2461053
Ever see a black person involved with environmental groups or interested in animal rights? I'm sure there are a few, but it's rare.

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>>2461053

>>2461053
Niggers can not swim, anon. They wouldn't go anywhere near the water.

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>>2458181
An unexpected but fun greentext. Could've been a bit longer. 7/10

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>>2457549
>Spain

>>2459145
>>2459209
toastie roastie makes a shitpostie

>>2457549
>Spanish beachgoers

There's your answer.

>>2459093
so your elders that live in spain would lose the insurance and your shitty beachgoers stop polluting our beaches? thanks brits!

>>2458160
>ask for/muscle my way in for a turn
>immediately use said turn to help it into deeper waters so it can go back to its mother while also being mindful of mama
Fuck these people. If they want to fight me then they're more than welcome to.

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>>2458181

>>2459134
>human dies
Good, fuck humans. They do shit like this to the environment and each other all the time.

Nice logic.

>spanish
>kill animals for fun
More at 11

>>2461053
Spaniards are Moors and not White

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>>2458181
>>2458247