>need to take a shit >giant fucking bug i've never

>slam the door repeatedly to suction him out of the room
>gets lost in the shower curtain

>enjoying my morning shit
>frog jumps up and kisses my bunghole

>>2457167
Australia?

>>2457177
Yeah m8 se qld

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Fuck off. I've been non-stop shitting the past 48 hours.

I wish I could STOP shitting.

Kill me.

>>2457254
What did you eat

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>>2457259
I've been doing infused water the past few days. I think I infused too much. Let the fruits and veggies sit in the water too long.

>>2457254
Here we go

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>>2457265
I'm not that person. I just saved that one pic because I think it's hilarious.

>>2457266
What happened to that doge? Is he ok?

>>2457268
He's the result of the 48h's shit

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>>2457268
He's fine. What do you mean?

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>>2456706
>wake up and go to the bathroom to take my morning piss
>out of the corner of my eye I spot something black
>it's a giant ass cockroach chilling under my sink
>the fucker is huge, at least 3 inches long
>panic, I have nothing to smash it with
>the behemoth is blocking the door, there is no escape, there is no where to run
>grab hairspray and attempt to drown it
>no use, it just makes it angrier
>it runs around like a madman until it flips over on its back
>the beast is still frantically twitching its legs, clearly the hairspray isn't enough
>upgrade to some shitty spray deodorant
>drench the brute in it
>it pauses
>have I finally won? Is it defeated?
>hit it with the bottom of the door to see if its dead
>nope
>the force of the blow has given this bug new life
>I am growing tired and I need to feed my cat
>summon the strength of my ancestors who too battled against roaches in the great turkish war
>open the door and leap over the mammoth
>get my vacuum cleaner and suck up the monster
>I trap it in the vacuum
>the spawn of beelzebub belongs to me now. mind, body, and soul
>feel my ancestors smile upon me
>go feed my cat

>>2457268
Probably strangled to death.

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>tfw giant bugs crawl in through the bathtub drain

>>2457279
Where you see one....