what is this thing

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another angle

Looks like a cicada.

>>2454996
It doesn't seem to be an existing cicada species so it may be something else.>>

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cicada

>>2454987
That's exactly the same angle you cocksmoking shitbefuddler

>>2454999
Yeah, you're completely right. It's a dead cicada. e.i not existing anymore.

>>2455021
kkek

its a cicada.
he's dead jim.

>>2454986
Free money.

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>>2455021
here's another angle

>>2455027
This cicada is nor more! It has ceased to be! This is an ex-cicada!

Clearly a cicada

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Cicada. I actually found a live nymph on my walk the other night!

>>2455623
C U T E

>>2455647
Truly an adorable little fella. I picked him up on a stick and put him on a tree.

>>2455623
do they bite

>>2456036
they dont have mouths

>>2455198
did you spray gold paint on a cicada

>>2456038
They do. All cicadas possess a proboscis for siphoning fluids from trees and plants.

>>2455207
It's resting.

>>2455198
You put scotch tape on parts o' it and then spray painted the nigga gold.

>>2456313
i did not! it just looked that way. we found it in my sisters apartment and we just sweeped it onto hte porch. something probably ate it bc it's gone now.

>>2454986
A fishing lure?

>>2455198
it's.
the same.
angle.
Post a real different angle.

how have you never seen a cicada?

>>2456331
>>2456038

>had a picture of a cicadas stabby mouth saved, but literally just baleeted it yesterday because I figured I'd never need to post it

God damn it!

But, yes, they have piercing mouth pokeys, and if they stab you with it I guess it could hurt, but it's probably not likely to happen since their natural defense mechanism seems to be dying faster than you can kill them.