Hyena Intelligence:

>>2451355
>insert webm of hyena eating his own intestines here

Yeah, brilliant animal

>>2451358
And?
Humans do similarly idiotic things and yet we're unquestionably intelligent by the traditional metric.
The same for chimps, or any other intelligent species for that matter.
Nice cherry-picking though.

>>2451355
Are they intelligent enough to know how gross it is that their females have fake penises?

>>2451373
>Attributing anthropogenic qualities to an entirely different order as to delegitimize their intelligence.
More anthropomorphization to project the fragile ignorance of neurotypical homo sapiens.
Gosh, you must feel so enlightened.

>>2451355
I'm not sure if it's real cooperation, or one hyena just observing that if it pulls at the same time of an other pulling, it gets the meat.

>>2451386
That is coordination though.
Look at the lion attempts, or even the chimps.

felids are not especially smart
also, saying something is "as smart as a primate" is meaningless because are you talking about stephen hawking? or a mouse lemur?

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>>2451382
>this much autism
>"neurotypical"

>>2451449
>That post when you haven't even checked the links.
Also, Stephen Hawking is a meme, there were and are far more brilliant men than him; stop using him as a metre for homo sapien intelligence.

>>2451478
If your neurology isn't atypical, it is typical.

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>>2451482
stephen hawking is an accessible household name and your links were fucking boring + greentexting them makes them more effort to cut and paste than is worth it
fucking dropped

Only 15% of success
L O L
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>>2451483
>Too lazy to read, but thinks he makes valid points.
>Puts Hyaenidae into the wrong familial taxon.
They're:
>Family: Hyaenidae
>Infraorder: Viverroidea
>Suborder: Feliformia
Nice try, you charlatan.

>>2451487
>Constructive
>Your post

>>2451488
I see you are as smart as an hyena

>>2451482
>If your neurology isn't atypical, it is typical.
it's irrelevant to everyone who isn't a special snowflake spectrum child

>>2451355
Intelligence is extremely difficult to truly quantify because it's not a singular aspect

To give a human example, Ben Carson is probably one of the most talented neurosurgeons in the world, but also he thinks going to prison turns you gay.

You could have animals with highly developed problem solving skills but fall short in other fields, or animals that demonstrate a clear sense of cognizance and self awareness but can't figure out things like shapes

Bees have been proven to have a concept of zero, but whens the last time you saw a bee make a tool

>>2451358
Wasn't that a female hyena eating the placenta after she had a litter?

In which case it makes perfect sense for her to eat the placenta. Hell, the goats my family used to raise would eat their own placenta. And goats are herbivores.

>>2451670
>but whens the last time you saw a bee make a tool

Motherfucker, that's what an entire fucking hive is. It's dozens of dozens of perfectly octagon shaped storage containers/cribs/incubators. AKA "tools"

So yes, not only do they make tools all the god damn time, but they are smart enough to use their own wings to air condition the whole place.

>>2451750
>Why make a tool when YouTube could be a tool

>>2451849
Fuck me

>>2451449
>Hyena
>Felidae

>>2451670
>Intelligence is extremely difficult to truly quantify because it's not a singular aspect
Fucking exactly.

>A new study finds that wild spotted hyenas employ a diverse range of tactics when attempting to open man-made "puzzle boxes." The carnivores can count, too — most of the pads on one paw, at least.

> man-made "puzzle boxes.

Motherfuckers, don't forget how skewed against the hyena this is. It's likely they've never seen the shit, or anything like it before in their lives. Adults have problems opening child proof pill bottles that are "align the arrows" instead of "push and turn" like they've always been exposed to, at first.

Give a hyena a lifetime of experience with puzzles like those, and they'll likely breeze through them

>Okay, hyenas won't land robots on Mars anytime soon

We had to get to the point where we have fucking 7 billion of us alive to have the select few extreme outliers with the creativity and intelligence to allow just to send a rover to mars.

>Natalie Wolchover
Fuck you, you hoe

>>2451355
>BREAKING NEWS: CARNIVOROUS MAMMALS ARE INTELLIGENT

>>2451670

Excuse me, prisoners do engage in homosexual behavior due to lack of women. This isn't breaking news. And regardless of the reason, yes it is gay to fuck other men. The sleepy doctor is technically being accurate in that case. You'd have been better off quoting his wacky comments about the pyramids.

>>2451517 see >>2451864, I'm right, you're wrong and this guy gets it.

>>2451907
Don't tell this to vegans, they'll get offended.

What an interesting topic.

>>2453048
get lost op, nobody cares

>>2453087
I do!

The only species with a natural feminine penis.

>>2451992
No

>>2453132
Yes.

>>2453144
Noo

>>2453146
Yess.

>>2451358
It propaply felt pain and saw a snake-like thing on it's abdomen.
Peopleshould not pop zits or scratch scabs off,but we do.

>>2453147
Noooo

>>2453198
Yesss.

>>2453149
>scratch scabs off
Ok fucking asshole, first of all, you should never get to the point of scabbing for most minor wounds. Keep that shit moist and don't let a scab form, and it'll heal like 4 times as fast. Vaseline, oil, an airtight bandage that doesn't have gauze to dry everything out, literally anything. Keep that shit MOIST like your moms pussyhole. It will HEAL like in the blink of an eye. Your body does this with a scab, kind of, if it's a big wound you should be able to rub a scab around and feel liquid under it, but it's not nearly as well as an airtight bandage to keep it from ever scabbing or gauze with vaseline to keep it lubed up.

tl;dr: KEEP THE JUICES FLOWING

>>2453251
>Keep moist.
>don't use Vaseline and shit

That's just one of the reasons why you don't. Bacteria thrives in moist environments and by putting a tight covering over it is shit. There is no reason to keep it moist unless it's covering a large surface area such as burns because it tightens and make it painful to move.

>Source: tattoo and scarification artist going to med school
For scarification we suggest keeping it moist and wet, but also scrubbing the fuck out of it and hydrogen peroxide because the people who pay to get their skin carved up want the scars to show. Irritating it and/or irritating it slows healing.

If I get a cut I just wash it and I'm done(unless it's at work because I don't trust these dirty fucks). I know people heal differently but unless you're exposed to staph or the likes you will be completely fine. It's a scratch, who the fuck cares? Keep it clean, wash your goddamn hands and don't start rubbing it on doorknobs and dogshit.

>>2453251
No, you fucking idiot.

The whole reason why our bodies create scabs is to A: block out physical debris. And B: to act as a crude set of stitches. When a scab dries up it shrinks, but it stays glued to the sides of the cut, so it is pulling the sides of the cut closed.

That's why all animals instinctively bite or scratch as scabs. Because the scab can only shrink so much. So once it is fully dried, we scrape it off, a new scab forms, it dries out, it finishes shrinking to close the wound further, then you scrape it off and start over.

Your method of healing is basically filling in the hole with a new layer of skin. Enjoy your ugly scar tissue.

>>2451373
the hyena does not judge

>>2453258
i'm not going to lie, i eat my own scabs and fucking love every minute of it

>>2453258
>o A: block out physical debris. And B: to act as a crude set of stitches
You're dumb! You don't realize that 1. if you need stitches, GET FUCKING STITCHES! THEY WORK WAY BETTER THAN A SCAB! and 2. (TWO!!!) YOU PROTECT FROM DEBRIS WITH THE BANDAGE!!!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15214140

http://www.surgerysupplements.com/keep-wounds-moist-or-dry/

>A scab forms a barrier to the generation of new tissue. Studies have shown that under influence of scabbing the regenerative wound healing processes take more time, thus increase the risk on scarring.

>dermatologist Bruce Katz, M.D., associate clinical professor at Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons.

ASSHOLE! If you think "nature is always best" !!! then don't take any medicine, never accept any medical care!!! WHY STOP THERE!?!?! DON'T GET YOUR KIDS VACCINATE EITHER! FUICKIN FOOL

>>2453256
>Bacteria thrives in moist environments
YOU fucking retard ... the scab is literally there as the best possible form the body can make... *ITSELF* to keep your wound moist... YOU NEED MOISTURE TO HEAL!!! YOU BELLEND there is reason your still IN SCHOOL ..... LOOOOL hydrogen peroxide? Sounds ilke a perfect way to kill your skin's natural bacterial flora ..... scrub the shit out of it?? LOL unless it needs debridement because of ACTUAL debreeze you are JUST CAUSING MORE DAMAGE !!!! BAKA MARICANS.

>>2453207
Noooooo

>>2453283
>implying the body doesn't do anything harmful to itself

>>2453279
I said that it's YOUR BODY'S way of creating stitches. Not that if you are scabbing you NEED stitches.

My god, you are a dumb ass.

>>2453283
Do you not realize that the whole point of scarification is to deliberately create ritualized scar tissue?

So if anything, you are proving that you do indeed need scabs. Because without them you will gain ugly scar tissue.

>>2453279
(((Katz)))
EVERYTIME.

I bet you guys are giving hyenas shit because feminists love them for being matriarchal and built in strap ons. Or lion king taught you they are evil.

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post moar yeeners!

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>>2451382
wtf are you even talking about?

>>2453339
uhmm... your so retarded. you have to have a moist environment to heal...

>>2453350
......your retadred then,... why even mention stitches ?

>>2453350
fucking retard... you didnt read that moist wound healing is faster?? your literally saying the opposite of an actual peer reviewed study.. you are so afraid to lose an 'online argument' with a guy typing luike a retard.. your makeing me cringe

>So if anything, you are proving that you do indeed need scabs
no the study says the opposite, a bandage acts as the scab, without allowing any drying of the wound. A scab is literally the bodies bandage, but it's ineffective because it's highly permeable by air and allows the wound to dry out too much...a bandage and wound intentionally kept moist heal faster.

http://www.wound-treatment.jp/english/index_e.htm


http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v193/n4812/abs/193293a0.html

>When a wound heals with a moist wound bed, it heals quicker and with less pain and scarring.
Literally, best way to promote a moist wound is with a cover...

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1420733/

>Occlusive dressings are thought to increase cell proliferation and activity by retaining an optimum level of wound exudate, which contains vital proteins and cytokines produced in response to injury. These facilitate autolytic debridement of the wound and promote healing. Concerns of increased risk of infection under occlusive dressings have not been substantiated in clinical trials.

Here read this even, it has citations and I'm not going to make bother picking them all out for you when I've already provided like 5 different ones

http://int.hansaplast.com/magazine/health-and-protection/moist-wound-healing

>>2453350
also, you talk about ripping your scabs off as it's healing.. do you literally not know why that hurts? it's because the scab is bonded to your F L E S H and every time you peel it off it's ripping small amounts of flesh off with the scab

>>2453339
>>2453350
>>2453362
http://todaysveterinarypractice.navc.com/moist-wound-healing-the-new-standard-of-care/
It's cited


>In a moist environment, scabs are prevented, which inhibit the formation of new tissue. If wounds heal without scabs and the wound healing process remains undisturbed, the likelihood of scarring is decreased and results in improved cosmetic results.
>Wigger-Alberti W et al., Journal of Wound Care 2009; 18(5):208-14

>>2453276
>tfw 27 old bag and my dry blood does not taste good anymore
tfw my shitpost is still better content than most of the screeching in the thread

>>2455432
sounds like cancer

>>2451355
That would make them superior to monkeys since they dont even have tool using forelimbs like them. So a hypotheical anthro Hyena would be smarter than us very interesting.

Who would've thought scabs of all things are what triggers autists the most

>>2451358
Feg

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please post moar hyenas!!

>>2453550
There is a huge fucking difference between third degree burns, lacerations so deep you NEED to go to the emergency room, and a fucking paper cut that doesn't even require a band aid.

Obviously if we are in the emergency room we are going to do what the doctors say and apply a thousand dollar antibacterial and then keep the wound moist with another thousand dollar bandages after we are finished getting stitched up like a rag doll.

But in day to day life? Fuck all of that expensive shit. I am not wasting who knows how much money on keeping a fucking booboo moist just because HURRR DURRR SCAR TISHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Be a fucking grown adult instead of a juvenile twat, and let the cut scab over after smearing neosporin on it.

>>2451373
Hyena futa porn when?

>>2455746
>There is a huge fucking difference between third degree burns, lacerations so deep you NEED to go to the emergency room, and a fucking paper cut that doesn't even require a band aid.

if it didn't even require a band aid then it didn't fucking scab over to any degree lol

There is more variance in wounds than
>SEVERE LIFE THREATENING
and
>Didn't notice this until I saw a tiny blood smudge on a white paper

>Be a fucking grown adult instead of a juvenile twat, and let the cut scab over after smearing neosporin on it.

As someone who's line of work involves regularly getting road rash over large parts of forearm and leg, (which mind you, isn't a severe thing even when it's down to the bone on an elbow) I'm gonna continue using moist wound healing and not using antibiotics or hydrogen peroxide (or any disinfectant for tha tmatter) and experience deep road rash healing completely in less than 10 days and no scars that are visible after 3 months.

You must be a masochist if you prefer to have an uncomfortable, dry scab for 20 some odd days instead of a supple, painless moist healing wound for 14 days.

>hurdur I'm so tough I deny modern medicine IMMA MAN!!
kek

>>2455746
>I am not wasting who knows how much money on keeping a fucking booboo moist just because HURRR DURRR SCAR TISHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

It costs literally $5.00 for a massive roll of gauze, enough to cover entire legs or arms, and about that much more for a tub of vaseline to keep the wounds moist

The worst wound you ever get is a papercut? Wow that's fucking excellent. You're SUCH a "grown adult"

>>2455987
Before you were born.

>>2451382
>>Attributing anthropogenic qualities to an entirely different order as to delegitimize their intelligence.
>More anthropomorphization to project the fragile ignorance of neurotypical homo sapiens.
>Gosh, you must feel so enlightened.

this

>>2456035
kek

>>2451487
They are the most succesful pack hunters. 15% is solo hunts