How do I tame these cool guys?

Become a tick farm and hope those aren't infected.

>>2450396
Can't, I need to tame hungry Lyme ticks.

Tick is a nickname for crust punks or leftie scum that lives in the streets here.

>>2450414
That's funny because I actually need tame ticks to protect me from the dregs of society.

>>2450426
>Pocket Lyme-ridden ticks for self defense
You could make a killing, op, if you claim this idea for your own.

>>2450390
Could that micro tick even pierce human skin? To reach the same depth as the big one it would have to burry itself as a whole

>>2451411
Yes, the horrible little shits can.

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>>2451417
plz no

/out here, fuck those little sons of lucifer. Literally all the ticks in the world will combine together to form a gigantic beast, from this the antichrist is born. Do it op, you'll be unstoppable, kingdoms will bow before your might. The wretches of society will be sucked from existence like a blowjob from Sarah Jessica Parker.

>>2450390
Tame? Not going to happen. And if you want to keep ticks as pets I recommend having them feed on a small mammal, such as a feeder mouse.