Post animals you wish existed.

aren't we ate them
humanity can't have megafauna analogs to things

>>2447975
>hey can be fictional, made up, prehistoric, extinct, or whatever.

Furries.

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also I'd rather bigg fatt kokopo

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Bulbasaur was my dream pet as a kid.

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>>2448135
>Furries.
To be one or fuck one?

I would love to sleep with a humanoid animal with a big fluffy tail that is still a person with language and sapience. I still want to be me though. I have no sense of being an animal trapped in a human body or a desire to have physical animal traits myself.

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>>2447975

thylacines

teacup-sized pterosaurs

teacup-sized Redtail catfishes

dragons and wyverns

beehive forming blue-banded bees

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>>2448432

forgot pic

>>2448432
>teacup-sized Redtail catfishes
so a pictus cat

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wish there was friendly sabrecats

>>2447975
>Freshwater cephalopods

>Extremely poisonous and large land crabs

>Saltwater crayfish/small lobsters that live somewhere else than coral reefs.

>Land crabs that live in europe

>>2448168
Both. I like tigers ALOT.

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Bulborbs

or really anything from Pikmin

Horse sized herbivorous fluffy spider

>>2448857
shame they'd be like the size of a quarter.

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>>2447975
never forget

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I wish seahorses were real. I have a painting of one in my bedroom.

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other sentient life on Earth

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I'd do anything for these little shits to be real.

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You mean to tell me the pic related isn't reality?
My life is a lie.

Fire Lizards from the Dragonriders of Pern books.

>>2448937
Right there with you. Chao are great.

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Muscle bushtits

Babel fish

>>2447975
Like the ones from Final Fantasy?
or was that Chrono Trigger?

I'd be happy if any animal talked, for real. With human intelligence.

>>2449949
Chimps and gorillas can be taught to sign. I remember reading about who's baby had died, and had a heart to heart with a zookeeper who had had a miscarriage.

Parrots I've heard can do conversations too, some of them.

>>2448434
A cute!!!

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>>2449910
>Simon Stalenhag
My nigga.

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>>2449936
I'd love to see those giant tortoises from The Future Is Wild irl

I'd be happy just to get back all the animals that went extinct due to man's lack of moderation.

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The poor man's Eevee and >>2450173

>>2449910
>twingo doesn't give a fuck

>>2447975

Intelligent humans

>>2447975
Chocobos tend to be dicks and can easily kill you. They are pretty much just slightly more trainable emus.

>>2448146
Any of the non-lethal non-eldritch horror pokemon would be cool.

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Monstergirls.

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>>2447975
>Post animals you wish existed

A girlfriend

>>2448422
fucking hodagfags

>>2450106
>>2449910
why do the things want to investigate the empty cars

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Don't tell me you wouldn't want to have a warg as a pet

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>>2449936
This. To be turned into a furry.

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I want a giant peaceful floating jellyfish.

Really most of morrowinds wildlife.

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>>2447975
The North American House Hippo

feel like pure shit just want eurypterids back

>>2449667
this is hilarious. what is this from?

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I want my Trico n.n

>>2448133
>aren't we ate them
muh autism

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>>2451472
fuck that

>>2447975
Too bad chocobo are supposed to smell really bad.

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is it a plant, is it an animal? who can say.

I'd just like to see one of these things making its stop-motion movements in the real world, being chased by a pissed off predator

>>2451764
leave, underage

>>2451130
That mail truck is going full speed.

>>2451151
A shitbull the size of a bear?
Why?

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>>2447975

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>>2450799
That is both the most unaethtetic and in denial shit that ever came out of Japan.
Either full antrho or nothing to begin with. This one or two bits of fur or scales around the ears is crap.

>>2453422
I see your spelling is just as bad as your taste.

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>>2453422
Sci-fi and fantasy are full of exotic women. Exotic women. They are not meant to be animals, they are meant to be like humans without being human. Ie. Monsters.
The Greeks did it with harpies and lamias already.

What's the noisiest fucker in all of fiction? I'd have some of them.

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Leptictidium could probably be interesting to keep as a house pet. Like cats or dogs.

>>2451472
I want to see more sky animals as well.

>>2448904
Are you okay anon? You do know seahorses are real.

>>2448884
House pet jumping spiders would be interesting as well.

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>World of Warcraft, come for the game, stay for the griffins.
Why aren't they real?

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>>2453526
>Exploud triggers earthquakes with the tremors it creates by bellowing. If this Pokémon violently inhales from the ports on its body, it's a sign that it is preparing to let loose a huge bellow.

>Its howls can be heard over six miles away. It emits all sorts of noises from the ports on its body.

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>>2448168
>>2448850
You are sick

>furfags
get out with this autism, if you don't like animals and just want to molest them go on /trash/

>>2448443
no, actual goldfish sized or slightly larger than that Redtail catfishes.

>>2453946
im 100% convinced that these got whiped out due to cometition with Muroidea and Erinaceidae rather than actual climate change.

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Wish it real

>>2450799
Real girls arent into you, anon, why would monster girls be?

Instead of like a new species, I just wish all exsisting species would have more variants to them. Like the 2 main categories are "Normal and Young". Young being that they can only age physically and mentally to their toddler stage in life. Then sub categories involving color, patterns, sound. Also, special variants. Like having qualities of other species, maybe some elemental traits. I mainly just want to have a bear cub, but the other stuff sounds cool too.

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The Dragos from Mother 3.

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>>2447975
Does this count?

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>>2448168
Be...

>>2452078
looks like it could be a jojo stand or something

>>2448917
>what are niggers

>>2448904
I have really good news for you.

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>>2453964

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>>2448168
>tfw no qt 3.14 furry fox gf

I bet she would be so soft.

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The land squid from Futurama would be fun.

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Dragons.

>>2452937
So do horses.

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>>2456213
Definitely dragons.

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Yukkuri

My deceased hound mutt and gsd from my childhood.

>>2450154
my nigga
also the spanish galeon

>>2453167
>TFW you will never run a gem/rock shop in a seaside village with a shop dragon napping in a sunny window

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a mix between a Macaw and a Cockatoo

whooly rhinos, whooly mammoths

raptors

Kauai o'o's, Huias and Carolina parakeet

a small to medium species of predatory fish similar to pic related.

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>>2459373
>The way they react when their heads get crippled.
These things would be fun to bully.

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>>2459381
pls no bully gecko

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I want a Firebird, a goddamn Phoenix. live indefinitely, looks fucking awesome, is the bird avatar of fire. is a great family heirloom pet. obviously, would need to eat meat, but I wouldn't be opposed to sharing my meat with a bird this fucking gorgeous

>>2448917
>Brazil

>>2448857

This I want a pet bulborb and a couple dwarf Borbs. I've thought about making a pikmin landscaped terrarium for a Pacman before

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Friends

Basically

>>2455852
>>2456631

>>2448917
>rio_de_janeiro.jpg

>>2456160
despite this thing looking like it came straight out of a lovecraft novel, it looks like i'd be fun to ride.

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Snakegirls

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The anuran-like

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Space/flying whales would be cool as hell and not as dangerous as fucking dragons.

>>2450431
that already exists fampaitchi

>>2448850
THIS. plus i wish i was one

>>2448917
uma delicia

>>2460606
An anthro or feral tiger?

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>>2460186

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I wish I had an Nanachi in my life ;_;

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borb

>>2459740
>>>/mlp/
Philomena is pretty based though.

>>2460623
i would say anthro for practical reasons but feral would be a dream come true too

>>2461191
Anthro is better tbqfh

>>2451151
S M A S H E D
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>>2453109
I would imagine it to basically have the optical illusion of the stiff movement due to the pace of it's movement.

A goddamn hummingbird on legs

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Don't live in a desert, don't give a fuck

>>2451687

Torikissa - Bird cafe

furries

Domesticated dragons would be pretty dope

>>2448904
They are intangible to most because of a sick earth. So while it may be nice to say they are real and chill... the chances of you having one hook its tail on a finger of your hand look up at you with their striped and dotted irisis through a tidle pool as it considers you a tilt there in its upper torso a flutter of its fins constant and serene..... so low.

>>2449658
>Cat sex wailing mixed with hawk screams outside your window at 3am

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>ctrl+F
>no Mogwai

it can sing you lullabies

>>2461896
People never reading caresheet....

Nope

>>2461896
>>2461903

>mogwai is cantonese for "evil spirit/demon"

Reasonably sure the only reason Gizmo was chill is because he was tame, and their natural state is, well...literally every single other one we see in both movies. No thanks.

>>2454545
This joke stopped being funny in like, 2005, and people still go on about it.

Come on /an/.

>>2462307
Pink and invisible?

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>>2447975
These guys would be cool, but then we'd be wiped out in like a year or so.

>>2448483
If sabercats were still a thing, chinese poachers would rip their teeth out because some stupid ass "muh traditionnal medicine" and they'd be extinct again.

>>2448483
I don't. You know all those shitheads that get a pitbull and abuse the fuck out of itbecause they want to look tough? Now they're all buying sabrecats.

>>2460604
They're a dying breed though.

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>>2461188
No hooves in that post fella

>>2462499
Something about that beast looks like it would be good steamed with garlic butter.

>>2462523
Well, in the book it's from they use its poop as a powerful hallucinogenic narcotic. Plus it'd murderalise anyone who tried.

>>2447975
Symbiosis based viruses, like how mitochondrial ancestors were a bacterium once. Maybe inactive untill you are sick or injured, they repair your cells, reproduce in the scartissues, then return to inactivity.

>>2463198
They would prevent cancer and attack invasive viruses.

>>2463203
And would be a convenient vector for nanotechnology in a future where dna could be repaired by nannites. ( eh but viruses mutate too fast for this to be a thing.)

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>>2462514
Die you fucking barneyfag

>>2463917
fuck off lee

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guar

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a pigmon would be nice to have as a pet

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A small non avian theropod dinosaur.

>>2463958
Buffalo wings. .....

>>2463958
Them side eyes like a herbivore. Those teeth like a predator. Wings... it might be comfortable grazing living things of seaside cliffs where it could jump off and flee from its predators.

>>2463943
Having read that i gotta say no.
Nope
Nuh
Nah
Ell no

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>>2463198
I wonder why there really aren't beneficial or positive viruses or diseases that don't fuck with or kill their host here in existence, like what you mentioned.
I wish there were. Then maybe you could have viruses that make you stronger, get rid of ailments such as cancer, improve physical things about you like your eyesight or focus.
For example, maybe something akin to a human version of pokerus.

>>2465464
your intestines are powered by diseases that help you. The cells of your body are outnumbered by the beneficial bacteria on your skin and in your gut.

>>2465471
>The cells of your body are outnumbered by the beneficial bacteria
they are so profuse as to make up 1/3 of your shit by mass.

when you shit out a log, 1 fucking third of it is the dead bodies of bacteria that gave their lives digesting your food for you.

>>2448146
>>2448432
>>2448434
>>2448483
>>2448809
>>2448900
>>2449658
>>2449910
>>2451472
>>2451507
>>2451626
>>2452972
>>2453167
>>2453946
>>2453964
>>2456196
>>2456212
>>2459273
>>2460544
>>2461896
>>2463958
>>2464356

i second these

>>2456213
>that dragon is also his mom

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sorry but it had to be done

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>>2447975
Mokonas

>>2467089
Fucking hated these things

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Any and all of the wonderful creatures from Emily Rodda's Deltora Quest series, as illustrated by Marc McBride

GIANT
SPACE
TURTLE
>>2467168
Come on anon, Mokonas are cute creatures unless you are a beta guy like MC of XXXHolic

>>2461191
Rich Arab men are living your dream

>>2455528
T H I C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C

>>2468421
Fucking pieces of shit they were.

Also shut the fuck up, Doumeki

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>>2453422
>full antrho
>not knowing "anthro" is Greek for "human"
>as >>2453522 pointed out being ignorant of Greek mythology
You are the literal definition of a plebeian, as if being a furfag was not enough.

>>2463904
thissssss