>go to your car >see this What do?

pick up by the neck and and assault nearby birds with it

>>2446985
get mighty angry

Fuck geese

You can pull the head straight off one of those

>>2446985

Call him an asshole and shoo him off my car. Geese are assholes, But the local ones tend to keep a respectful distance.

If it starts some shit instead of the usual "waddle away honking," however, the fucker's going to get its bill shoved up its own cloaca.

Flip it off and hiss at it. Fuck geese.

>>2446985
Grab neck, twirl it around till it dies and leave.

feed the fella bread
geese fear nothing a eat straight from your hand and give many love honks

would a wild goose be good for eating? or would its meat be all tough and full of parasites?

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>>2447090
>goose punching savants
>geese would drop shiny things in our yards so we would stop punching them
>we did not

"Tabernack de coliss! Ma Tante get de fuck off le char!"

Tell it to screw off. If it doesn't, find a stick to push it away.

>>2447090
I'm crying anon

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Kick it up the arse

>>2446985
grab it by the neck and hit the ground with it hard.

>>2446985
>50.000 people used to live here
>now it's a goose town

I would tell him we are in America and things like these may be acceptable in Canada but he has to follow our laws now because we aren't a nation with a leaf as our flag.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>2447090
nice