What sort of sea creature is this?

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Whale penis, possibly humpback.
If you had the biggest penis in the animal kingdom you'd show it off to.

>>2445958
>>2445968
Maybe sailors in olden days saw these and mistook them for giant whale/squid tentacles. So all the myths based off these are really based off giant dongs. Imagine that guys!?

>>2445958
strawberry eel. supposedly if you lick it, tastes like strawberry.

>>2446010
How does one go about making that happen?... For scientific purposes.

>>2446026
Put a whale mating call mp3 on your waterproof iPhone 7 and play it underwater. A horny whale will soon come to/on you.

>>2446009
>mistook them for giant whale/
They mistook whale penises for giant whales, hmm?

>>2446010
tried that once, stingy

>>2446087
you actually tried whale dick?

>>2445968
>biggest penis in the animal kingdom
>biggest penis-to-body ratio in the animal kingdom is held by a fucking squid

How will verticucks ever recover?

>>2446202
Penis-to-body ratio isn't as meaningful as actual length. If it were, people would be cutting their legs off to improve their ratio.

>>2446207
Yes infra-species wise, but the dick of one Humpback whale is just average length to another. Meanwhile Greater Squid always has the largest possible erection to boast in the face of his lady.

Face it spinelets, you're out of the game.

>>2446202
I thought that barnacles were the kings.

>>2446237
Shoot, you're right. I meant mobile animals. Greater Hooked Squid is actually on the number two spot after barnacle size queens.

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>>2446009
It does look familiar.