Cat here. Why do my humans never lick themselves? Do they hate

Dog here. Why do cat shit in box? Do they hate clean smell house? House must smell. And why don't they travel in pack? They must be lonely.

Sulcata Tortoise here. Why do cat and dog only alive for short time? It make me sad when I make friend that dies after only few years.

Albatross here. Why do tortoise move so slow? He stuck on little island entire time. No can wander entire ocean. Must get so bored.

>>2443424
Dog here.

Cats shit in the box for snack storage. You have not feasted in the box before?

Monkey here. Why are our Brazilian brothers cannibalizing us?

>>2443396
they take showers and eat other stuff than mice. always knew cats were dumb...

>>2443667
Uma

>>2443664
Dog here
I can say I never thought of that. Thank you for telling me this.

>>2443424
>>2443664
Cat here. How does it feel to be a literal drooling retard incabable of using proper toilet and begging a human to walk you outside so that you won't shit your bitch self in their house and get kicked in your stupid face? :^)

>>2443396
False premise, I like myself plenty.