Which is the best species of great ape?

Michael from Vsauce

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>>2442741
Bonobos, the dolphins of the great apes.

Orangutans

They are super gentle, really empathetic towards other living beings and super generous

Orangutans > Gorillas > Whatever else there is > Chimpanzees

>>2442789
Eyes are too close together and there's that manhole cover face thing.

>>2442741
orangutans are my fave, they're pretty chill

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>>2442789
I got to meet my local zoo's orangutan during a high school job shadowing thing.
There was a young kid crying very loudly outside the enclosure, and the orangutan took one of her toys and reached it out toward the kid.
The zookeeper I was working with said if she sees someone crying or upset she tries to give them her toys.
>>2442802
>manhole cover face

>>2442827
She's probably ashamed of having a face like a giant oreo.

>>2442741
I like Chimps desu. Shame they have some strong agression instincts

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>>2442855
APOLOGIZE

Goku, obviously

>>2442802
the face plate is their coolest feature, though

Most definitely not humans.

>>2442901
what do you have against the harbingers of death?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBUHWoFnuB4

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>>2442741
The ones that stay together

>>2442774
This. Maybe one day mankind can realize that all problems can be solved by fucking.

>>2442933
MONKINO

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>>2442974
>capeshit is still capeshit
>apeshit turns to apekino
>mfw

>>2442741
Homosexuals

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>>2442741
I'm a fan of this species myself

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>>2442978
what did he mean by this

>>2442981
Which one? There are at least a dozen subspecies in that image.

>>2443011
>I'm a fan of this species
>which subespecies?
anon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLrYzY3jVPY
orangutans are bro tier.

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>>2442741
H. neanderthalensis

F

>>2442855
>>2442802
Only the males have that face

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>>2443011
Holy shit this is next level edginess

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>>2442741
The one that can be tall,blond and blue-eyed.
>>2443024
manlets not allowed

>>2443421
>wants to have aryans
>bullies neanderthals

You know that white people have a lot of neanderthal DNA right?

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>>2442741
The greatest.

>>2443479
So do Asians, and 4% at max isn't a lot.

>>2442791
this is the correct ranking

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>>2442791
>>2444545
Sorry, but in what way are orangutans superior to gorillas?

>>2442945
Shin Sekai Yori is fiction.

>>2443099
>standard unoriginal /pol/ joke
>next level

>>2443479
skin and hair genes, the rest is african

>>2442741
They are all pretty GREAT.

>>2442997
>how do I do a taxonomy
>>2443421
the however much neanderthal DNA I have is very offended.

>>2442791
>Whatever else there is
Yeah, I think there's a fourth genus there, but I always forget how they're called. Hanums? Hummus? Humnins? Something like that.

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Its quite obvious lad.

>>2444728
>what is great ape

>>2442945
actually its the opposite
overbreeding and retarded sex addicts are literally ruining the world

>>2444724
>orangutans
>gorillas
>chimpanzees
>genus

really makes you think

>>2444812
this made me feel a bit sad as well

>>2444812
>>2444815
I don't get it, what's the matter?

>>2444847
"chimpanzee", "gorilla" and "orangutan" are not genera, they're common names at best

>>2444857
They are common names for the genera, idiot.

>no one chose gorillas as the best

poor gorillas

>>2444861
common names are trash and should not be used because they are ambiguous in most cases
just check the wikipedia page for "gorilla" if you don't believe me, it needed a "gorilla (disambiguation)" page on top of it

>>2444864
Holy fuck, what a goddamn autist. This is literally a joke thread with joke answers. Scientists use common names all the time, and the wiki page is about the genus, it needs the disambiguation page because there's a fuckton of shit using this word in the title.

>>2444875
>scientists use common names all the time
maybe when they're talking with retards, yeah

Gorillas are pretty chill. They only sperg out if you mess with their kids.