I need help

>>2440940
It was a white recluse, rip OP.

>>2440940
holy crap! that's a sea snek, dolan variety. Most venomous snek in canada

>>2440940
Say goodbye to your foot faglord that shit is venomous

>>2440941
>>2440942
Guys quit fucking around this is serious

>>2440945
Yeah, it's serious alright. As in you are seriously fucked if you don't go to a hospital right now, faggot.

>>2440945
White recluse bites are serious

OP here, it's been a hour since the bite and I'm starting to get woozy and vision is getting hazy.

The nearest hospital/emergancy center is 30 minutes, will I make it in time?

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>>2440968

Ok dude, this is the infamous goosil eel, you should totaly inactivate the toxin of the bite as fast as possible, there is 2 ways : boiling water or piss

>>2440971

God man, I don't think I got a chose, I can feel my legs slowly cramp up. I'm going to piss on my foot in the shower.

>>2440973
Pic of it to see how it react to the piss, ill tell you if it look naughty and that you need more medical help or not

>>2440975

Its not fucking working its fucking burning, im going to the er fuck it.

>>2440940
Yeah shit dude that's the KKK of Canadian geese. Are you sure you don't have a little Judea in you? Their bite has the equivalent of one gas chamber per square inch

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>>2440945
This is seeeweeeusss!!!

>>2440940
That's a Diving Snagret, a rare type of Snavian.

Not venomous but very vicious. Its weak point is its head - make sure you have enough Blue Pikmin as any other type will drown if it decides to dive while being attacked.

>>2440940
Seems to have been a white water snek