BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Run into dog outside
>BARK BARK BARK or just plain assault if their dumbass owners took off the leash

>Run into cat outside
>It starts cuddling with my leg

>Dog tears cat apart

>>2440491
>mountain lion eats dog

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>>2440503
>not being an autistic fag who makes a big deal out of dumb shit

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EXT. SUBURBAN STREET


It is the dead of night. In the light cast by a streetlamp, two CATS face each other.


CAT 1
mmmmmmwroooowwwwr

CAT 2
mmmmmrrrrrrrOOOWWWrrrr

CAT 1
mmmmrrrrwwrrrrrRRRRRROOOWWWWrrrrr

CAT 2
rrrrrRRRRREEEEEEOOOWWWrrrrr

CAT 1
mmmmmRRRRREEEOOOOW

CAT 2
MMREEOWWW!

CAT 1
MREOWW!!!

CAT 2
mmmmRRRRWWWrrrrrr

CAT 1
mmmmmmwroooowwwwr


Scene continues until sunrise.

>>2440503
>Alligator eats mountain lion
>>2440525
>invasive pythons eat cats
>>2440490
immediately gets labeled a pitbull and cremated for existing.
Why aren't you living in florida anons?

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>>2440475
it looks like having a good time

>>2440545
>man eats gator

>>2440562
>man eats man

>>2440570
>the crushing anxiety of existence consumes man

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>>2440475
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

>>2440525
https://youtu.be/vEvvRfuVk30

>>2440490
They are usually calmer or at least more cautious without the leash. But the toxoplasmosis probably ate your brain already.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>2440671
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

STOP SHITTING IN MY YARD

http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2016.php

so why aren't these gross creatures being euthanized in the streets yet

>>2440815
>dogsbite.org as source
Lol

>>2440818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

>>2440828
>implying it isnt the owners fault for not teaching the dog properly
>any source against my precious beautiful pitb-
oh my god oh my god hes killing my baby

>>2440651
Reminds me of my old apartment in Brooklyn. Just hearing these things go off all night and my neighbor throwing garbage in random directions out the window while screaming at them to shut the fuck up.

They never would.

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NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

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Zz zz zz zz zz zz zz zz zz zz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz

>>2441109
wake THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE YIP NIGGER

>>2441112
See >>2440587

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H0o0o00oooo0leeee shiiiiiiit

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BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BU-KAWK BOC BOC BOC

>>2441103
*kicks your dog*

>>2441103
*kicks your dog*

>>2441423
>>2441424
Dog mind

>>2440490
>casually forgetting how cats start being obnoxious pieces of shit when night falls
catfags everyone

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>>2441416
URH-EE-OOOOO!!! URH-EE-OOOOO!!! URH-EE-OOOOO!!! URH-EE-OOOOO!!! URH-EE-OOOOO!!! URH-EE-OOOOO!!! URH-EE-OOOOO!!!
URH-EE-OOOOO!!!
URH-EE-OOOOO!!!

>>2440798
That was the Indians not the doggos

>>2441473
And dogs are the same way, except with them it happens when they're owned too.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2440490
>run into cat outside
>pop it with my .22
>smile at birds roosting in the trees knowing I've saved them

>>2441725
>>>/g/

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>>2440475
>walking dog
>notice pitbull without leash walking out of unfenced yard

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HERNK

HHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUURROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKK

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ʸᶦᵖ ʸᶦᵖ ʸᶦᵖ

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*smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb* *smacks into lightbulb*

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>>2440475
>owning a dog instead of a bear

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(total silence, no intelligence whatsoever, stupid beyond belief but still manages to be invasive)

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*Deep bass whooping*

Ran into another cat yesterday. It was just lying out in the open, chilling in the sun. How can an entire species be so flawless to a passer-by?

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*anime background noise*

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Hello, my baby!
Hello, my honey!
Hello, my ragtime gaaaaaaaal!
Send me a kiss by wwwwiiiirrrrre!
Baby my heart's on fiiiiiiire!

>>2440651
who was in the wrong?

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>>2442568
Thread hit the high point

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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOMANOMOMANOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEvvRfuVk30

>>2442065
At least it's quiet.

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WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO WHOHOOHOO WHOOOO

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SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT (reverse sneeze) SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT

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>>2440475

Why does this dog look like a member of the Gorillaz?

>>2442660
you haven't heard the big ones

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>>2440582

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA AAA AAA

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[disturbed cricketing]

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TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC TOC

>>2442065

underrated

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>>2440478

>>2443134
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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>>2440490
>Dog barks at you or bites you
>pin it to the ground or just yell at it
>It learns its lesson

>Cat scratches you or hisses at you
>literally nothing you can do to punish it
>most you can do is spray it with water which will just annoy it

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*swarms your face*
*flies into every facial orifice*

I hate gnats so much

Ign 0/10

Too many barks.

>>2442922
It's upturnt nose and black eyes

>>2441429
more like kickmind

Hi

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HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO HOOHOO-HOO

Every goddamn morning.

>>2441086
Why do untrained labs not kill human babies in staggering numbers, then?

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WOAH!

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>>2446060
>HO HOOO HO, HOOHOO. HO HOOO HO, HOOHOO. HO HOOO HO, HOOHOO. HO HOOO HO, HOOHOO. HO HOOO HO, HOOHOO. HO...

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RING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING GERING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING

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THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY

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mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmnnnngggggggnnnnngggNNNNNGGGGGGnnnnnngggggggNNNNNGGGGGGmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM

>>2440656
>umm leashes are oppressive sweetie
Socialist

>>2442065
why must we fear these things

>>2442065
*smacks into YOUR MOUTH repeatedly as you try to get out of the way*
*accidentally lays eggs in your stomach*
*hisses*
*eats your eyeballs*

>>2442355
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyu weeeeyu weeeyu

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>>2442568

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>>2442973
*pretends to understand ennui*
*pretends to know what existential dread is*
*muh depression*
*muh anxiety*

>>2446060
Is this the worst bird noise of all time?

>>2440651
i would love to see one of these that ends with an arrow through the head

>>2446148
A girl i knew in high school got her nose bit off by her lab.

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mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

>>2442638
orange dude was totally trespassing

>>2447832
Apparently you've never heard a potoo

>>2442568
It's a singing frog I tells ya! Anon you gotta come look at this. It's a singing frog!

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....................

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuMw5USprYw

>>2448084
god damn, windmills sound like THAT?