Post your best longboyes

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... but you already posted the best one

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This boi is too short

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>>2439758
delet

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retired oldboi

>>2441615
>wooftang clan

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Okay

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b o i

>>2441629
That's one of those cheap "beers" they sell in Japan and taste like they're made from fermented garbage. Gotta be careful when buying booz in Nippon and stick to Kirin Ichiban, Asahi and Suntory The Malt's.

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Honk

Is it true that Borzoi are the most retarded dog breed?

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>>2439758
>>2439820

>>2441665
I really want to try some bepis now.

>>2441658
wikipedia says they're intelligent but not super obedient, similar to cats.

>>2441615
>when ur face is a rorschach test

borzoi are so majestic

>>2441728
i don't get it, it just looks like my parents fighting

>>2441615
Check out fricken rorschach over here.

>>2441635
what's the problem with mr long boys tongue?

>>2441834
It looks like that's just where longboi's tooth is, his tongue is perfectly fine

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WHARRGARBL

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>>2439758

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saluki is my favorite longeboiye

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My greyhound

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>>2441615
Benis haha

>>2441665
i dont get can explain someone ples the joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjlVYRh8tO0

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>>2443361

...


...how about no

keep stroking the long one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90vh64DaHI

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those eyes are freaky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-mIZH06X3g

>>2442104
Super cute! Greyhounds are probably my favorite dogs

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>Top 10 deadliest snakes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyPezVz5Ldg

nice horses

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how can poni bois even compete

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borzoi rough colli mix

are fastdogs as docile and friendly as people say they are, lads?

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>>2443408
more like deer desu

>>2441615
>Do it.

>sergal dogs

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>>2443560
delet this

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>>2443390
i got u senpai

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>>2443481

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>>2443307

>>2443646
couldn't have explained it better

>>2443582
lmao, thank you

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L E G N T H
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>>2444129
thx for that contribution, australia

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L o n g

>>2444272
>tell me more

>>2444611
that whippet won the genetic lottery. fucking hell.

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>>2444613

i'm afraid of dogs, but borzoi are really cute

>>2441656
>Honk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieTaImLF9bQ

that combined with that photo brightened up my day! thank you!

>>2444618
brindle greyhounds a best

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>>2444663
They are one of the only dog breeds I would call 'beautiful'. They look like mythical creatures

>>2444272
that's not an animal. its just a banana.

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>>2444663
Also, they hunt wolves.

>>2444763
I agree. I love borzoi. They look like these bizarre dog-horse things. If you put them in a fantasy movie just the way they are and say they are some kind of mythical creature, I bet tons of people would believe it.

I'd love to have one one day. There is a breeder really close to me. I just lack te facilities to let them zoom around at a million miles per hour once a day or so.

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>>2444763

>>2444763
>neverending story aa-ah aa-ah aa-ah

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>>2439758
Take a closer look at that snout!

>>2445048
*boops*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieTaImLF9bQ [Embed]

>>2444683
heh

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>wake up
>remember I don't have a longboy

>>2441810
lmao

I wanted a borzoi but my gf didn't want one and I wasn't too sure I wanted a dog that couldn't be trusted off leash.

But my next dog is going to be a borzoi. I love these dogs, they are incredible.

How are they typically on leash? I'm guessing they heel well and are pretty docile (don't pull a lot)?

>>2441655
Ok

>>2444768
The fact that the guy who was taking a picture of that didn't do anything really bamboozles me

>>2445983
That's what they're bred to do idiot. Borzoi were literally created to kill wolves.

>>2441615
>I will look down at them and bark.

>>2446017
Imagine getting killed by one.

>>2446017
what dude holy shit that's fucking cool

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delet dis thred

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>>2441665

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>>2446439
please no

>>2446439
that looks more like the outcome of bepis light to me

I love meself some long boi.

>>2439814
haters will say its photoshopped

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>>2446017
too bad irish wolf hounds do it better cuz they better than your longboi silly boi

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>>2447722
yeah, but this kong has a funny face

>>2447722
Borzoi
Pro:
>can kill wolves
>is fast
>is cute
>is long
Cons
>???

Irish Wolfhounds
Pros:
>can kill wolves
>???
Cons:
>not cute
>not fast
>not long
>not borz

>>2447732
u wot m8? wolfhounds are literally the longest, they the cutest, they kinda slow but can bench press a fully grown horse over their heads, and they irish not borscht

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>>2443560
away with ye

>>2444611
>gorgeous blue eyes
>built-in eyeshade
>white as snow
10/10

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*stares into your soul*

>>2447736
>wolfhounds are literally the longest
How can you be the longest when you aren't a longboi?
>they the cutest
False
>they kinda slow but can bench press a fully grown horse over their heads
Why do you care about bench pressing over going fast?
>and they irish not borscht
Irish:
>eats potatoes
>gingers
Russian:
>Rigged the election of the most powerful country on earth
>first country to put a man in space
>powerful and proud
>uses potatoes for alcohol instead

>>2447800
>How can you be the longest when you aren't a longboi?
but they actually are?

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>>2447802
In case you didn't notice, he's shitposting in every aspect

>>2446550
longbois' elder god

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieTaImLF9bQ

>>2448063
boi so fast that he broke time and space

>>2441849
K Æ R N E M Æ L K
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>>2439814
I started laughing uncontrollably and can't stop, send help

>>2447722
Irish wolfhounds can't kill wolves, they're a modern recreation, fancy, faggy, shortlived, unhealty and haggard as a motherfucker.

>>2444615
s c r e a m

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>>2448063
fast boi

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>>2448989

>>2449206

>anteater detected

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>>2448888
>NUMBERS

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holy fuck I love being long

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I want a long boi so bad

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>>2439814

>>2449139
even a modern wolfhound can kill a wolf easier than a borzoi can

I talked to a AKC certified borzoi breeder on the phone.I I asked a bunch of questions about stuff like bloat, longevity, puppy socialization around small dogs. But she didn't ask me any questions.
Didn't ask about where I live, my activity level, etc. Should this raise red flags?

>>2450197

I highly doubt they'd ask you these questions on the fucking phone, that wouldn't be a good idea since some normies could get scared away.
That's stuff to discuss when you're actually there usually.

>>2444272
gewd bonanay

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LONGBOI

>>2441615
>a pretty butterfly

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finally an occasion to post this gif

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das it mane

>>2451385
This boi is indeed long

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>>2439758
noodly longbuay

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>>2452974

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preddy

>>2443751
good neckboi

>>2451385
VERY long. Longest in thread by proportion

>>2454121
but that is cheating

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>>2452340
>>2454121
im hungry

>>2441655
>Kirin over Sapporo
>Kirin over Orion
>Kirin over anything

>>2441738
Underrated

>>2454156
Do NOT eat your boi

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>>2446452

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>>2447732

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No one's posted one of the coolest long bois, so I will.
Afghan hounds are so cool.

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gorgeous dogs honestly

>>2447800
>Russian:
>>Rigged the election of the most powerful country on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=764T6P7cnKM

>>2455215
Borzois are really pushing the limits but Afghanhounds are way too much of a show dog for me.
They're like the poodles of the longboi world.

>>2455442
Why is being a show dog a bad thing to you?
Borzois and Afghan hounds are just beautiful dogs by default, of course people are going to make the best of the best ones show dogs

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>>2454926
he make a music

>>2455710
Optic?

>>2455522
Because show dogs tend to have more health problems than dogs that are mainly used to do actual work.
Not sure if AHs are used for work stuff but I guess not since that extremely long mane would fuck everything up

>>2455220
Alright /an/
*spoon clink*
That's about all, peace out

>>2455220
hey it's a slightly hairier meryl streep

>>2455710
Pa microdot

>>2456184
>>2455856

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Longgirl incoming

>>2456291
>Longgirl

I like this new twist

>>2441656
his nose

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L O N G G U R L

>>2443361
I would give a left nut to be cuddling there.

>>2445934
>buy expensive dog
>set him off leash
Why would you do that in the first place? Are you fucking impaired?

>>2456369
See >>2443378

>>2441665
The smaller eyes I could see coming but I appreciate the smaller crown

FUKKEN LANDSHARKS

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my girlies. the lurcher is 6 months old. anyone hazard a guess what her mix is? the saluki in her is kind of obvious, but everything else is a mystery to me. she's about 15kg and 21"/55cm tts, with a good bit of knuckle to grow into still.

>>2446439
gooby pls

>>2442104
thats a brownhound not a greyhound dude, its not hard to tell em apart

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kek

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they look dangerously cheesy

>>2456839

haha yummy fortune cookie P:

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>>2439758

muh longboi got this, Senpai

>>2457944
that's an exotic looking doggo.

kind of like a doberman threw his police job and began a guitar player career

>>2458016
I think that's a Saluki?

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>>2458024
oh right.
I have to admit I completely forgot about them.
they're so rare around here I've never seen one in person.

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I'm still not sure what to think about those ears but they certainly have character and look nice

>>2458111
Excellent nose moistening, 9.5/10

>>>2458109
Very good moistening, 8/10.

>>2457944
Needs some work, 5/10

>>2457916
>>2456839
>>2456368
Insufficient data

>>2456291
Way too dry, 2/10

>>2455710
Wrong sample

>>2455220
Sufficient, 6/10

twitter.com/borzbot posts good boys

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>>2458118
holy fuck they really look like ayylmaos

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>>2458119
someone turned the white shepherd into a horse

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>>2458120
actually I don't know what you mean

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>>2458024

Is Saluki: very fast doggo moves at incredible hihg speed - has no trouble catching up to our neighbour's ex-race greyhound and can jump a 6' wall with ease.

V. hihg quality longboi

>>2458163
Incredibly handsome

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very important

>>2458167

he says thx

>>2451622
Ibizans are great

Can't help but think about vicar amelia when seeing these
>>2455220
>>2455219
>>2455215
>>2449596
>>2444763

Longbois don't scream do they?

>>2458264
>Longbois don't scream do they?

Longbois are HUGE drama queens, specially greyhounds - the famous "greyhound scream of death" accompanies all minor injuries, trivial flesh wounds, stepping on thistles etc.

Our lurcher and Saluki both do it.

So yeh. Longbois do scream.

</autismically literal>

>>2459079
well they are a bit more fragile looking than labradors for example so it's kinda natural that they tend to be dramaqueens.

they also get bruises when they have to sleep on asphalt or similarly hard surfaces every day, hence you mostly see them sleeping on blankets, sofas, etc.

>>2459407

Over-reacting is deffo a breed trait.

And yeh, Longbois are bonybois and really need comfort - which is why they're huge couch-hogs!

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>>2458218
>21.84€

>>2459934

I guess it's automatically converted depending on the IP

I met a longboi today that was 14 years old and I was surprised. How long do they typically live?

>>2460307
I think they stop leveling usually at 15

rescuing the longboi from page 10

>>2443290
>looks at a Rorschach test and sees a penis

anon...

>>2459079
>Grayhounds scream
This is news to me. What's it sound like? Got any recordings?

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>>2462015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_X7A4c9akM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Ibr-EnMLc

[rooing intensifies]

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awoo woo woo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtW1_RuEhUw

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LMAO
that cat is literally getting its ass handed to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RICFAF8_ZZ8

>h-he's fast!!

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lol, I still remember my longboigurl doing the same. those special 5 minutes a day. did that still even when she was pretty old already...

especially fun when interacting. it's like a volcano of energy that's about to erupt. stare each other down, then you do a twitch and holy shit, a fucking tornado in the living room - without braking any vase. that's their specialty. they're precision agility funnybones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZeV8PPqK5g

POST MOAR

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please another bedtime story!
not sleepy yet...

>people can't make up their minds about if these need a ton more walkies than the average dog or a lot less

>>2463845
mine doesn't like to go for walks but loves to run in circles in the park. We go once a day and she runs her ass off, and otherwise just pees in the yard.

>>2456374
>Why would you do that in the first place? Are you fucking impaired?
Because hunting dogs shouldn't be on leash all the time. Who buys a hunting dog and doesn't let it off leash because they are worried about the $1200 or so they spent on it?

I couldn't imagine my GSP never being off leash. What a horrible existence.

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holy fuck.

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>>2464748

>>2464750
>>2464748
uma delicia!

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Mushboi shitpost

>>2465150
gross

I love this thread with every being in my body

>>2443751
That's too cute!!

>>2455968
most underrated post of the month

>>2464750
>mk
mk?
m-marmorkage?

>>2439758

Although I have no longboyes to post, I wish to extend at length my moral support to the continued posting of longboyes

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O
M
G

A greyhound golden retriever mix.

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>dat eyeliner

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>>2468462

>draw me like one of your french girls

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>sergals are actually real

>>2468457
Literally a saluki

>>2468471
maybe that was how salukki was formed

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Can my good girl be an honorary longgirl?

>>2468491
I feel like we need a better term than longgirl.

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>>2447736
>longest and cutest
you should see one of these bigbois

>>2468491
OF COURSH

>>2468507

>sleeky lass
>longbabe
>leggy leggins
>girlweenie
>longbabette
>stretched cunt

>>2468507
Longlady?

>>2468511
Got a good feeling about longbabe.

>>2468551
I think it's too sexual, we aren't furries

>>2468507
longgurl

>>2468659
>too sexual

wat.

babe can also just mean something like pretty lady

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>>2468511

>longbois & longbabes
I'm ok with this

>>2468771
that nose looks like it could really use some booping

>>2468771

I'd go full Marry Boopins on that nose

>>2468771
that nose is very boopable

>>2455968
Based tarl

>>2468465
fucking criminally underrated

>>2468771
SOMEONE FUCKING BOOP THIS SHIT ALREADY FUCKING HELL

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L o n g b o i

>>2467458
Marmorkuchen?

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theme for thread
https://youtu.be/ekNUgzfhUm8

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>>2470954
>>2467458
Why is that so fucking important for you, jeez. Yes it was Marmorkuchen lmao

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longboye, roundboye and normalboye

>>2471169
>normalboye
*muscleboye

>>2471169
the terrier looks like a pirate

>>2471169
fluffboye is a jack of all trades with a kind and nurturing sense of humor. longboye is a master of mystic arts who always knows just what to say. strongboye requires perfect focus to not explode from the sheer power of his muscles, yet he never gets angry and is always there for his friends. together they are

Them Boys

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>I told you not to get rolling in second, it puts too much stress on the drivetrain
>yes, time to shift
>5400rpm? this is not a racecar
>don't rest your foot on the clutch pedal
>oooooooOOOOOOOOOO... that was close
>you're speeding.
>you almost ran that light
>yep, that bump was the neighbor's cat

>>2471505
>file isn't named borkseat_driver.jog
Kys

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Ayyy

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BENT BOI

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check dem

>>2462041
>*teleports all around you*
>n-nani?

>>2471974

huh.

they look like bullterriers before the EXPANSION happens

>>2441615
>I AM THE NIGHT

>>2471811
>check dem

Hot dang!

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>tfw longboi thread is almost over and so is the summer

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hi

>>2473350
those spine ridges make them look like little dragons :3

What's the african longboi called again?

>>2473351
Except for the fact that they look nothing like a dragon whatsoever, because they are a fucking dog.

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>>2474022

>>2473958
>butthurt dragonautismo
Pray we don't put feathers on your creatures too.

http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-a-Borzoi

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wats goin on in this bread

>>2471974
oink oink

>>2441632
what breed is this?

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>>2474590
Borzoi!

I think this is a Saluki.

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Snoot pile

>>2441658
no, they're wolf hunters

>>2444763
How I wish I'd see or pet a bohij in real life
majestic longgies

>>2475565
>bohij
holy fuck I meant borzoi

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I was do damn close to get a greyhound this week but I have to stay stronk.
No doggo before I have more/stabilized monies.

>>2475877
also, a protip: Don't visit retired (racing) greyhounds when you not intend to take one home.
You end up wanting to take ALL OF THEM home.

>>2475877
>>2475879
Do you think a retired greyhound racer would be a good first doggo? I have lots of income and a yard, but I live alone and work 60 hour weeks.

>>2475885
They're notoriously good dogs for people who don't have lots of space since 90% of the time they just want to sleep somewhere soft but all longboyes are complete fucking nervous wrecks so I dunno if they could handle your schedule without getting separation anxiety.

>>2475885
They can be literally huge couch potatoes but
>60 hour weeks.
sounds a bit much. it would be better if someone else was there too every now and then but pushing 60h weeks, living alone with a big dog sounds not so cool.

Not sure if they're good first dogs because they're more than a handful (big and FAST).
Also like >>2475893 said, they can be really nervous and bond really strongly with the owner and this is certainly not something you'd get when you're out of house most of the day.

They're great family dogs or dogs for people who stay at home lots (or do walkies with them of course).
Also, 1h walks a day are recommended and I don't see this working well with your hours.

>>2474590
>>2474622
Vicar Amelia breed

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>>2441665
>>2446439

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length

>>2471315
>Not goodboys
Disappointed, senpai

>>2478329
EXTRUDED
RAISED

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>>2478329

NORMALIZED

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>>2477028

sinep

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...you're doing it wrong

What's the best way to get one of these types of dogs? I'd personally like a greyhound but this greyhound association has so many bs requirements like reading a book. I'm an experienced dog owner and currently have a dog so I know my shit. Where's a good place to look?

>>2478746

Look for a Whippet or an Italian Greyhound. They're a little smaller, but just as adorably awkward looking.

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Longbois are old and busted, make way for the new meme daddy

>>2478747
Reeee I don't want a smaller dog. I'm a big dog guy.

>>2478769
SMASHED
SLAMMED
BONE
GIRTH

>>2478769
SUPER MICRO ALIEN RUMPEL X CYBERTOAD

>>2478769

>projecting

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l e n g t h y

>>2478746
>but this greyhound association has so many bs requirements like reading a book.

That's why you get a retired greyhound.
Every other way is doing it wrong.

>literally chiwawas on stilts with a nose expansion pack installed

Will someone bake a new bread of this flavor?
I liked this thread

>>2479218
Yeah I'm pretty sure they were retired racers. There seems to be a lot of bullshit to adopt animals, especially for someone like me who knows how to take care of a fucking dog. I'll have to look more into it.

>>2479222
>Shitposting

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E X T E N D

>>2479242
Around here those shelters really go all out with the begging for a new home for those retired race dogs (because the majority of them just get "disposed" when they're not scoring well in races so I kind of doubt it's too hard to adopt one. I mean otherwise it would be totally idiotic. There's someone who'd provide a good home and they say nu-uh because they don't like your face?

If you work like 60h a week like that oder dude, then I'd say it makes sense that they won't give you one since that's fucking too much but otherwise?

>>2479327
The one I was looking at required you to not only attend their conference but read one of two books. How is that reasonable? I understand background checks and shit but that seems a bit extra.

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longue

>>2479276
dogs like this always remind me of meryl streep

>bump limit

rip longboye thread we had some good times

>>2480115

we're reaching length levels that shouldn't even be possible