>tfw u will never be a bird

>>2438631
Why that would be such an incredibly shit life.
between hawks outdoor cats eachother and competition to mate etc. let's make this thread: all the reasons it would suck ass to be a bird.

>>2438631
I'm kind of envious of how they effortlessly manage to look super comfy while sitting.

>>2438645
Well then we could be hawks. And competition to mate is something I deal with everyday.

>>2438631
birds are fucking horrible. no control over their anal sphincter, they just poop everywhere. imagine trying to have sex with your qt avian trap bf and they just blow hot white diarrhea shit all over your cock. their beaks and legs are so terrifying and alien compared to most animals, like they are some nightmarish creature that should have went extinct a long time ago. birds are also literally the dumbest creatures on earth, who needs to think or problem solve when you just fly over everything. remember the p-power in mario 3? yeah, it just turns the level into a mindless bout of mashing the jump button until it's over. wow, what a fun life huh? notice how human beings are among the most grounded creatures on the planet. no flight, don't run fast, can't jump high - yet we are the most intelligent of all creatures. really makes you fucking think, doesn't it? seriously, fuck off birdposter.

>>2438631
I want to breed hyperintelligent crows

>>2438645
hhhh

>>2438645
eee

>>2438720
>>2438723
has

>>2438725
feathers

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Ah ah ah, OP

*taps mug*

Speak for yourself.

you should probably change that to
>tfw u will never fly

I want to be a vulture with a human brain just so i could talk and do human things white still being a vulture, and nobody would notice.

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>>2438631
I know that feeling man. Sucks.

>>2438631
you can't possibly know that