What the fuck is these thing's problem?

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>>2437646
I have no mouth and I must breed

they're harmless and beautiful, what the fuck is your problem?

>>2437646
They only have a few weeks left to live and they need to get laid.

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>>2437652

but they do have mouths, just of the stabinator variety

>>2437653
I'm hungover and they're loud af.

How do I assure I never see one of these ever for the rest of my life

>>2437678
move up north

I remember being a kid in DC when there were cicadas everywhere and stomping the fuck out if them.
It was gross desu

>>2437681
Gonna have to be super-far north. They're here in Canada.

>>2437693
Was that in the early 2000s? A 13 year swarm and a 17 year swarm came out at the same time and they were literally everywhere

>>2437678

Not even Hell is safe. Where do you think they are crawling up from.

>>2437681
Keep going until you stop seeing trees.

>>2437754
it's funny because it's true

The noises they make are maximum comfy. Same with tree crickets.

I wish they were around for longer in the year.

Dogg ate a half molted fellow, but there is really nothing wrong with these guys

>>2437891
>The noises they make are maximum comfy

All they remind me of is that it's the end of another day.

>>2437891
Exactly. Chill outside in a lawn chair, smoke some weed, watch and listen for the things.

>>2437646
>What the fuck is these thing's problem?
They're very, very horny.