My chihuahua won't leave my car

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>chihuahua
Are.... are you back, chihuahua-anon?

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She just bites and snaps at me when I approach her. I tried luring her out with food and have had no luck. It's hot out today and I can't leave her in the car and I'm not going to waste gas keeping the AC on in my car indefinitely. So, how do I safely get her out?

>>2435369
It's a fucking chihuahua just pick her up and take her inside
It's not like she can draw blood you pussy

>>2435369
Depends, how badly has she been raped by other Chihuahuas

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>>2435370
Take one look at her and tell me this dog isn't capable of drawing blood and inflicting grievous harm on my hands if I attempt to touch her. She's gone native or something.

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She's clearly baring her teeth at me in anger and signaling her intent to attack. Something has snapped in her I think.

Give it a good smack or two to establish dominance and carry the bitch inside.

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>>2435375
Hitting a small angry defensive dog is not the answer here. She needs corrective discipline, yes, but now is not the time to tackle that. Right now she needs to get out of my car so I can stop running it in my closed garage.

Is she in pain? This sounds like an animal that is in distress.

>>2435384
You can also take a towel and wrap her up in it.

Pick her up by the harness on her back, you total knobhead.

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>>2435384
No she's physically fine. We just got back from a walk in the local dog park and she had a fine time and showed no sign of any problems up until I got her home and shut off the car.

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>>2435386
Aren't you following what's going on? I can't use a towel and I can't pick her up by her harness because this is the goddamned face she greets me with when I get within two feet of her. She's fucking mental.

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And now she's snarling and gnawing on her own leg for reasons entirely beyond the limits of my comprehension. Lovely.

You see how the dog's eyes are white in the beginning, and red later on. It'c because he's picking them up by the neck and slamming them around.

>>2435393
Take her to the vet
You'd think you would have learned after the last like 10 chihuahuas you bought

clearly heat stroke. brain melter. Take a hammer to her. Or try to snake your hand under the mouth and grab her by the throat and squeeze. It can't hurt you at that point and you can toss her out of the car to finish the job with the hammer. Just use lots of plastic bags and or a box before throwing the carcass in the morning trash. If people find a dead dog with a hammer blow to the head, you'll get fined like 500$ for cruelty or something.

>>2435385
This. Smack her with a towel then tie her up in it.

Bring another chihuahua around so she can BITE HIS COCK!

fuck off chihuahua anon

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>>2435388
Jesus Christ I hope you actually balled up and just grabbed her out
>people that get dogs so they can be pushed around by dogs

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>>2435401
>chihuahua anon

W-what did he do? My curiosity is killing me.

>>2435366
Grab it firmly by the neck and yank her out of the car.
Just do that fast.

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is this a common thread on /an/? First time here and I like it. Also anon, just sit with it, and fucking grab it once it trusts you. Nothing can go wrong with that strategy.

>>2435520
Series of threads with strong details and pictures of them violently raping each other, shitting and pissing on the floor.

I'm convinced he owns or has more access to more than just two. The threads always go down the same way
>Cry for help over dogs
>Ignore everyone's advice
>Continues roleplaying with himself with captions and pictures

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>>2435525
He's been gone for a bit, but he made a thread like every week where he had a new chihuahua that he tortured in a different way.

There was a puppy that he frequently "bathed", then let it stand there soaking wet and panicked.

One dog he forced to constantly throw up.

A pair where one dog "mysteriously" died and the other then chewed around on its corpse.

Every dog disappears after the thread is done, and he acquires a new one eventually.

>>2435525
looks like you messed up there chihuahua anon

>>2435366
i'm starting to think you kidnap dogs and abuse them till they are crazy and then you take pics and put them here
someone needs to stop this person

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>>2435366
Drinking bleach is a tried and true method. I highly recommend it.

>>2435525
LOL Chihuahua anon fucked up. Time to let the thread die and start anew in a day or two.

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>>2435587
you realize that this was just a crop of >>2435388
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So she spent the night in the car and appears to have migrated to the footwell area of the vehicle. This appears to be a sanctuary spot for her.

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She appears to still be upset at something. She won't make eye contact with me and gazes forlornly at the seat cushion.

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Who the fuck keeps giving this guy Chihuahuas?

>>2435622
He probably steals them lol

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>>2435625
I honestly wouldn't put it past him at this point sadly

>>2435631
it looks like he grabbed his latest one from a park or something, rip

>>2435678
Maybe that's why its so aggressive towards him, its just a random dog he stole and its fucking freaking out

is this a bait thread? theres a fucking leash on your dog. grab the leash, pull dog out of car. why is this hard?

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>>2435536
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>>2435545
Dear fucking god I'm genuinely scared right now.

This is probably the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on this board, I thought /an/ was supposed to be nice man.

>>2435369
It even has a leash on, just pull it out by the leash? Are you retarded?

>>2435537
>One dog he forced to constantly throw up.

Don't remember this one

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>>2435696
I'm not retarded, but this chi is definitely experiencing mental and emotional challenges at the moment that extend beyond my ability to comprehend as a dog owner.

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Bella's anger runs deep right now

>>2435537
The one in your photo was a different anon that genuinely wanted and needed help with the dogs. He took the advice given and gave the dogs back to his parents.

Chihuahua anon saw the success of the thread and the style and tried to copy it over and over, fucking with the dogs and pretending to do things like bathing a dog over and over by spreading out pictures from the same bath and consequent freak out over a few days

>>2435692
You should see the photos of what he does to his children.

>>2435736
>open car door
>extend leg across seat
>push dog out of car while it's attacking your shoe

or just slap the rat. not even a real dog anyways

>>2435366
>I'm a bad owner so my dogs a brat

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I see we have a lot of new people here that haven't figured out chihuahua anons little game.
You see, this anon is a troll.
Anon trolls /an/ by taking pics of these dogs that can easily be taken out of context, then makes up shit to seem like it's actually animal abuse.
The troll then starts threads where he/she acts like they are doing these things out of ignorance. Once /an/ starts foaming at the mouth and sperging out over staged pics and horrific story lines the troll sits back and collects the (You)s. It's not the first thread, and as long as you fags remain so easily baited it won't be the last.
Enjoy the thread, I know OP is.

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see
>>2435544

Tell me how this is taken out of context huh

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>>2435762
This is a real dog with real issues and touching her right now would mean getting my hand mangled in her mouth. She's a frenzied ball of teeth and rage right now.

Goddamnit these threads always make my day.

>>2435779
That pic was from one of the first few threads. OP even admitted to it being a staged photo. I can't remember if it was shopped, or fake blood.

>>2435790
Really? Do you have proof of that? If so I'll eat my own words

>>2435790
I read through that thread a couple of weeks ago and remember no such confession. It was deleted and the thread ended after that.

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>>2435793
Hang on, I'll find it
>at work

>>2435797
Don't worry anon I found it:
https://yuki.la/an/2332870

Skimming through it I dont seen anything saying its shopped

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She's still hunkered down. She's made the footwell her own personal bunker. I am growing concerned about the increasing amount of chihuahua musk in my car. She's definitely relieved herself several times now and the upholstery is taking a beating as a result of her excrement. Would introducing a bird to the car help to encourage her to come out? She likes chasing birds.

>>2435820
Why do you have a fucking bird on hand?

seriously, you're a fucking pussy.

grab your inbred rat by its fucking neck and throw that shit. or you can just drive your car into the ocean with your dog in it and bail.

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>>2435821
I keep canaries. I guess I could get one and let it loose in the car but I'm not sure if it would work to get Bella out of the car. Her emotional state is currently brittle at best.

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>>2435822
Don't be ridiculous. She deserves proper attention even if her behavior is antisocially territorial and borderlining on psychotic. I've provided her with a Gatorade bottle to relieve herself in however that hasn't proved successful so far. Her urine stains have sunk deep into the flooring. Also I think she's torn out a chunk of plastic molding that was part of my cars vent system.

>>2435828
gg OP, enjoy your shit dog.

>>2435828
That's what you get for enforcing rat/dog crossbreeding, cunt. Get a real creature next time that wasn't concocted by superficial whores.

>>2435366
You shouldn't be allowed to have pets.

>>2435828
I bet you think you're really fucking funny, don't you?

You need to go back.

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>>2435911
Don't be daft, this isn't a joke. This is about the welfare of a crazed car bound chihuahua. Action needs to be taken.

>>2435776
the thread's been up for like 20 hours and he's still having this problem. I don't think anyone is still falling for it at this point

it's a really weird brand of humor but i don't know if i'd call it a troll. or maybe it's just a troll if people get mad at it

>>2435980
The idea of this dog being shut up in a car and spazzing out for 20 hours is amusing.

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Good news everyone, Bella is out of the front wheel well and is now back on the front seat! Her rage filled snapping continues, but still, I'll take this as progress!

It would help your trolling if you did the filenames and EXIF data correctly.

1. Obtain blanket, bigger and thicker the better
2. Open car door
3. Throw blanket over the cunt
4. Grab blanket at all ends and grab the open spaces to close them. Ignore doggos complaints.
5. Throw doggo over tour shoulder and get him to a spare bedroom or bathroom
6. Provide water and last supper
7. Take to pound tomorrow and buy an animal that's worth a damn you nuckle head

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>>2436103
Alright, thanks for the solid advice. I got a very thick wool blanket from the upstairs closet and I put on heavy duty gloves. I also got a tarp to wrap around the blanket to make sure she doesn't escape. Everything is ready. Now she knows something is up and she's just starting me down menacingly. My move now I guess?

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>>2435366
It's a fuckin chihuahua. Pick it up you pussy.

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>>2435537
Do you have snippets from the other threads?
>>2435733
He fed the dog peroxide and took pictures of it during it vomiting. Not after, but during.

>>2436151
God speed. Update when in room

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>>2436154
I'm just waiting for the right moment to present itself. She clearly knows that something is about to occur.

>>2436158
>It pissed all over itself and he took pictures mid-stream

I think I'm convinced it's genuine now.

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OK SO I APPROACHED HER WITH THE BLANKET AND SHE SUDDNELY WENT COMPLETELY LIMP AND IS NOW NONRESPONSIVE. She's still breathing but her body is acting like she's made of rubber and she's just flopped over. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE.

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GODDAMNIT BELLA DONT YOU PULL THIS SHIT ON ME, SNAP OUT OF IT MY PRINCESS.

>>2436277

So you snapped its spine?

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HIDE YOUR PRIVATES AND TUCK IN YOUR TONGUE BELLA. ITS GOING TO BE OK. JUST COME
BACK TO ME.

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>>2436279
NO I THINK SHES JUST PLAYING DEAD. LIKE POSSUMS DO.

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WHEW OK SHE SNAPPED OUT OF IT WHEN I TRIED TO PET HER. SHES BITING AT ME AGAIN AND IS BACK TO NORMAL. CRISIS AVERTED.

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HOORAY FOR BELLA

>>2435366
Grab her by the scruff of her neck and yank her out. If you are too much of a pussy wear an oven mitt and yank her out

>>2435803
thank fuck i was having an aneurysm thinking this was real

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HOORAY FOR BELLA! GO GIRL!

>>2436537
If you have any other dogs you should put them in the car. That way she can learn how to get out of the car from them .

let this thread die, chihuahua anon. your roleplaying days are over.

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>>2436542
I've got all the other chihuahuas looking at her from the windows inside the house. They're all barking and cheering her on to get out of the car! GO BELLA!

>>2436546
Put one in the car with her.

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HOORAY FOR BELLA!

>>2435366
Throw a towel or a jacket on it and carry it away. Always works for angry little shits.

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>>2436651
OMG STOP ABUSING THIS DOG I AM CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL PETA RIGHT NOW YOU SCUM BAG GIVE YOURSELF UP

leave the car door open and leave food where she can't get it from nside the car. she'll have to get out to eat or go hungry.

>>2435537
I don't like personalized army shit, but I wish there was an autist we could weaponize to discover who this is and where he lives so local animal control can be called.

>>2435743
I don't think that was a different anon. I doubt he actually took them back to anyone.

Or they weren't his dogs and it further my belief he has access to no less than six. I bet him and his parents breed them.

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>>2436779
d o w n
wi t h
ch i hu a h u a
a n o n

Am I watching a live post of someone about to kill a dog?

>>2436870
probs

>>2435536
You idiot, someone proved a while back that he's literally just taking screen shots from youtube and using them to post with and make up the details inbetween the random shots.

>>2436878
No one proved it. He actually blatantly admitted it in a previous thread and provided links to the YouTube videos.

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>>2436838
Fucking stupid.

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>>2436959
Nicer to know few animals were hurt by him. Nonetheless I rather enjoy the RP

Let's see the blanket OP

>>2436959
>He actually blatantly admitted

You keep saying this, but never show a post where it actually happened. It did not happen in any of the other four threads I know about.

>>2436785
No, the first anon posted on one of chihuahua anon's threads saying he was different and apologized if he started this iirc. He also posted updates where his parents got rid of the rapey tan one and were making plans to rehabilitate the black one. Chihuahua anon doesn't ever give constructive replies like that

>>2436959
Dude it was literally screen caps from a minute something long video on YouTube of someone's random ass dog doing some random ass shit.

Just because you've got it all screwed up in your head that this person is some animal abuser, it doesn't mean you get to convict him without any fucking evidence. You are literally just getting upset over doctored pictures.

You might as well go watch Fox news and cry that everything is real and couldn't possibly be fake because YOU "believethem"

>>2437036
There is no blanket, you fool. There is only Schrodingers Chihuahua.

This animal needs to be to put to sleep

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>>2437634
Bella will never go quietly

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>>2437673
Nice

Bumping for Bella

>>2435366
You shouldn't own an animal

>>2435366
you are a complete pussy if you're letting a chihuahua disrespect you

>>2438897
Original comment that's never posted in these threads ever

>>2437955
where did you find this image?

The ONLY reason this faggot is still making threads is because this board enables him.
Fuck all of you.