*blocks your path*

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lol

>>2434085
Burns with fire

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O segmented one, O nightmare many legged thing,-- I had rather watched a trireme run ashore here in my own town for to pillage than to lay eyes upon this imitation, this false triremical horror-- O imbricated vileness, O proof of true devils! testament to the everlasting fire! I spit at thee, I hate thee-- I kill myself, and spit at thee hanging-- i go to the spirit realm where thou canst never find me more

*steps on u*

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>>2434107
RUDE

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>>2434085
>being afraid of a centipede on the floor
Escape is undesirable because they hide and you make accidentally grab them or put yourself in a position where they are liable to bite. If you can see it there's really not much to worry about.

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*calmly bisects centipede with shears*

>>2434085
*picks it up*
Please kill me oh great mighty centipede

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Thanks for the free meal.

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>>2434475
No seriously.

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>>2434476
Thank you.

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>>2434481
Thank you very much.

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Centipede is C U T E

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C

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U

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T

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E

i don't know shit about centipedes but i have to agree that they're adorable

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nom :3

>>2434530
>lizard is still alive

Brutal.

I think I'd like one of those >>2434085

really strong legs, they can be fairly docile and they have a good deal of mass to them when you hold them. supposedly venom is pretty weak too (if a misunderstanding ever occurs)

>>2434535
>supposedly venom is pretty weak too
http://eltiempo.com.ve/sucesos/accidente/nino-de-4-anos-murio-tras-ser-picado-por-ciempies-gigante/161872

>>2434540
Big difference between a 4 fucking años year old and an adult male.

>>2434542
Still gonna hurt like a bitch.

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>>2434123
Imagine my shock as i zip my pants afte taking a piss and turn to my right to see this a few inches from my face

>>2434120
Amblypygid babies always remind me of gummy candy

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>>2434475
O-oh scorpion-chan, eat out my asshole harder senpai.

>>2434530
How is it chewing it? It seems like it's making basically no progress.

>>2435045
I'm not an entomologist, but I'm pretty sure centipedes have sucking stomachs.

>>2435049
wrong

>>2435053
Oh well. I tried. Thanks for the correction. They really do bite and chew, then? Or is it a different mechanism

>>2434475
So what insect/arachnid/invert can actually fuck up a scorpion?

>>2435079
A bigger scorpion. Seriously, those fucking things are build like tanks. If you see one of those bug fight webms and one of the critters is a scorp and the other is anything except for a rat, you might as well not even bother. The scorpion wins.

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>>2434980
Let me fix that for you.

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>>2434980
>>2435315
...

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>>2434085

>>2434230
But why? They kill garden pests. Centipedes and spiders are a gardener's bros.

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*does pest control for free*

>>2436390
Nice Spectrobe you got there.

>>2434955
jesus

>>2434101
Ancient Greeks had Bantz

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>>2435082
do ants count as one?

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>>2435079
Warrior beetles. Scorpions can't do shit to anything with sufficient armor.

>>2437074
A wasp could also kill a scorpion. Large arachnids have a lot of trouble with stinging insects.

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>>2437212
>Warrior beetles. Scorpions can't do shit to anything with sufficient armor.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b38_1409882682

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>>2437212
>>2437230

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>>2437212
>A wasp could also kill a scorpion. Large arachnids have a lot of trouble with stinging insects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EdMNZCQ5YQ

>>2437230
>>2437231
>uncovers it's abdomen
Stag masterrace, Scarabidae can suck a lemon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxsweAkJiaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2r020cR-Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EWUmi2-y20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_bcihBiT1Y
Poor fuck couldn't even lift it's stinger when Jaws was through with it.

>>2437235
>stagfags fight scorpions several times smaller than they are
>the only battle in which the scorpion is of comparable size has the scorpion completely uninjured and easily capable of ending the fight at numerous moments
:^)

>>2437237
>scorpion doesn't do shit to stag
>stag tosses scorpion around
>clearly it was the scorpion's victory
You must be even more rear-ravaged than that scorpion that had it's stinger disabled by the mighty pinoy.

>>2437239
>stagfags believe that doing literally no damage to a scorpion is worth a victory

>>2437241
>scorpionfags believe that being thrown around like a ragdoll by a stag is worth a victory

>>2437242
>stagfags think that doing no damage whatsoever is worth a victory rather than seeing what happens later on when actual damage occurs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzeLv-Pgeg8
>stagfags will argue that the beetle totally won this fight because the scorpion decided to spare the beetle
:^)

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>muh stag master r-

>>2437243
The beetle survived the battle perfectly fine. If it died they would have subbed it out, as happened with several bugs in that tournament.
>>2437244
>that beetle
>stag
Are scorpionfags actually retarded.
>>2437245
https://youtu.be/Lxf4D2kCMME?t=299
Here is a Palawan stag tossing a Hercules beetle.

>>2437247
>stagfags are so delusional they see "stag" where there aren't
Really makes you think

>>2437249
Why even bring up stagfags as if they would adamantly defend a completely different beetle for no good reason?

>>2437247
>stagfags are devoid of reading comprehension
>stagfags think a battle should end before any damage is done for no reason and be given victory on the basis of they didn't die

>>2437253
It was given victory on the basis that the scorpion couldn't do jack shit to it.

>>2437247
>the absolute pitiful state of that "flip"

>>2437250
>stagfags consider any beetle that beats a bug a win for them
>but when a beetle lose it doesn't count
>>2437254
>stag beetle attempts to throw scorpion time and time again and is incapable of doing any form of damage to it
>let's give it a victory at a literal random point at the match on the basis that the stag beetle hadn't died yet

>>2437257
>stagfags consider any beetle that beats a bug a win for them
I never said that.
>let's give it a victory at a literal random point at the match on the basis that the stag beetle hadn't died yet
The victory was on the basis that the scorpion couldn't do shit to the stag while the stag could throw the scorpion, and the scorpion did appear to be trying to get away from the beetle, particularly at 2:15, whereas the beetle stood it's ground throughout. If they didn't stop it they would have gone until one dropped dead from exhaustion which would not have been fun to watch.

>>2437260
>the stag could throw the scorpion
And every time it did so it was literally incapable of doing any damage whatsoever. Yet you somehow believe that doing no damage is worth a victory.
>and the scorpion did appear to be trying to get away from the beetle, particularly at 2:15
>maneuvering away from your opponent is getting away
> If they didn't stop it they would have gone until one dropped dead from exhaustion which would not have been fun to watch.
>if they hadn't stopped it the literal second they did both participants would have dropped dead from exhaustion
>no they definitely wouldn't have at any point had a participant deal actual damage to the other at all if they continued nope

>>2437261
>maneuvering away from your opponent
The beetle didn't NEED to maneuver away, it could just stand there and hold the scorpion off.

>>2437262
Ah yes nothing screams a loss to me like a participant daring to move themselves around their opponent and put themselves in a better position, but only after a minute and a half have passed.

>>2437264
Nothing scream victory to me like a participant being unmovable in the face of the opponent and refusing to give up ground.

>>2437265
Yes, similar to how nothing screams victory to you like being unable to deal any damage whatsoever to the opponent despite whatever attack you might inflict upon them. :^)

>>2437266
The same could be said of the scorpion. At best they stalemate, but if they weren't in a tank and there was some sort of elevation involved the stag could theoretically throw the scorpion off.

>>2437267
Then they should call it a stalemate or wait until something happens to actually call a victory for then just a random victory for no reason.

>>2437074
Yes, a colony of ants is a single superorganism.

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What are you gonna do now, scorpion?

>>2437275
What are you gonna do? Hit me with the dull side while guillotining yourself?

>>2437279
>me
Fuck me they're learning.

>>2434953
>be me
>'bout to take a poop
>lock door behind me because I don't want anyone to walk in
>notice fatass house centipede
>try to bail out of room
>realize I locked door
>frantically fumble with lock as centipede approaches
>escape just in time before it devours me whole

>>2436390
>controls pest
>worst pest

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>>2437444
>doesn't spread disease
>stays out of your way
>doesn't destroy your house
>doesn't eat your food
>doesn't overrun your house
>diet consists solely of critters that do these things
>worst pest
Don't think so