How to I get my girlfriends dog to stop staring at me when I eat?
>>2432741
block its vision with your foot
Stare at it when it's eating.
>>2432752
Have her do a trick where s/he goes to the dog bed with it's back turned.
>>2432741
Don't let her eat human food
Learned that from Zak George boi
>>2432741
>stare at it intently
>curl your lip showing your teeth and lick your front teeth while growling
>shout at it to go/leave
>just leave it in another room while eating
Show it your meme collection, it'll go away crying
Talk about your goals and dreams.
>>2432830
What those exist? What wizardry are you doing