How big of a pizza could a bear eat?

>>2432111
3/4 family pizza

>>2432115
More like 3-4 family pizzas

>>2432129
no

>>2432111
better question is who can make a pizza big enough to satisfy a bear?

>>2432141
You need a huge oven

>>2432134
ye

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>>2432111
A beary big pizza.

>>2432141
>>2432145
I think every pizzeria should be able to create a family pizza

>>2432152
no

>>2432173
Yes.

>>2432177
no

Concept: pizza place's pizza sizes range from small to bear-sized. Bear-sized would be ideal for parties, or boogie2988.

>>2432178
YES

>>2432211
no

>>2432213
FUCK you

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>>2432111
To begin with we need to know how much a bear eats

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2524726/Could-bears-hold-cure-OBESITY-Grizzlies-eat-58-000-calories-day-dont-fat-develop-heart-disease.html

According to that article a bear can eat up to 58,000 calories per day, a large hand tossed crust pepperoni pizza from pizza hut is 2640 calories according to their website. That same large pizza has a diameter of 14 inches, and an area of 153.9 square inches, rounded that gives us 17.2 calories per square inch. Going off our bear's 58,000 calorie daily diet that means he can probably eat a pizza 3372 square inches, which if we make it a circular pizza would be 65.5 inches across

There was a lot of rounding and I'm sure I fucked something up, but that's my guess for how big of a pizza bear could eat. Pic related is a 65 inch pizza.

>>2432280
Thank you for your efforts, now I know.

>>2432280
what is more calories
that pizza or one of those people
or all 3

>>2432308
>http://www.popsci.com/article/science/ask-anything-would-cannibalism-make-you-fat

>Taken as a whole, a cooked cadaver would yield about 81,500 calories’ worth of food, says James Cole, a lecturer on human origins at the University of Brighton in England. But that’s only if you wolfed down every part that could be consumed. To create his “nutritional template” for cannibalism, Cole used body-composition data published in the 1940s and ’50s, drawn from four dead males between the ages of 35 and 65. From these he built something like a beef chart for human beings, with caloric content listed for every cut of person-meat.

So one of the people has more calories, but only if the bear eats the whole thing, even the gross parts like the lower intestine.

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>>2432280
>>2432362
Thank you for this. It makes me happy to learn new things.

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but how big of a bear could a pizza eat

>>2432111
HOw big a pizza you got?

>>2432280
Neat. That must be the maximum for brown bears or polar bears. I remember reading somewhere that black bears typically eat between 12,000 and 18,000 calories a day.

>>2432111
bout fiddy

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>>2432161
CARLOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!

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>>2432111
Are we talking one slice at a time or just the entire pizza like a madman?