TOADLINE BULLIES

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Swoldiers never die

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Someone put these things out of their misery already

There we go again boys...

Always remember to STAYPUFT.

>>2428928
>Swoldier
my sides

>>2428928
>Snarf'd

>S M A S H E D
>L
>A
>M
>M
>E
>D

>>2429293
I'm rolling!!

>>2429293
Rollan

>>2429293
Roll

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>>2429293
rolling

>>2429293
You're awesome anon. Glad you think the bans worth it. Not enough anons do.

>>2429324
Toadline smashed roadkill

>>2429293
Today is good for didn't think huh did stay too itself doesn't heating

>>2429293
Rollinggg

>>2429293

>>2429375

Delux SMASHED Frog get

Can anyone explain the appeal of these genetic abominations? Who buys them and why?

>>2429293
rolling

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>>2429293
Rawwwwwlin yo

>>2429293
Roll

>>2429293
Rollin

>>2429378
I bought mine because they make good companions. They can't walk, so they always stay by your side.

>>2429293
I hate you people
ROLLAN

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http://www.toadline.com/HOME.html

S M A S H E D
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>>2429293
Swollin'

I hate humanity so much

>>2429293
>

>>2429293
Smashed slammed smashed slammed

>>2429293
Let's go

>>2429293
Sign me up
I wamma get SLAMMED

>>2429293
gimme something good

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>>2429293
SMASHED
ROLL'D

>these are supposed to be pitbulls
Fucking Christ I thought they were some kind of mutt bulldogs. I feel like puking.

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>>2428863
We're all swoldiers now.

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>>2429293
Roll

>>2429787
SWOLE SLAMMED SMURF

>>2429293
Rol

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Let's do this /an/, spread this aids incest cancer to hell and back.

>>2429378
I didnt buy shit. Mine just came for the cuddles and stayed for the bacon. There are enough dogs looking for homes only a fool or a breed enthusiast would pay for a dog.

>>2429293
Just SMASH my shit up senpai

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>>2429293
rollan for Gambino

>>2429293
rollin come on

W I D E

can someone give me a quick rundown on this meme?

>>2429293
Time for the roll

>>2429293
roll

>>2429759
>God has left us

>>2429293
>no quato

>>2429293
rollan

>>2429912
Some faggot is breeding these things for street cred. His website is full of car tuning lingo and he sells frozen inbred doggo jizz for $500 a pop

>>2429912
http://www.toadline.com/

>>2429293
rollerino mochaccino

>>2429293
Test

>>2429293
This is beautiful

>>2429293
ROLLAN

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>>2429293

>>2429293
Rolling!

>>2429293
>I
roolliinm

>>2429293
roll.-

>>2429293
Roll

>>2429293
Alright I have to do this one

>>2429293
roll

>>2429293
This needs to be posted in every "name my animal" thread from now on

>>2429293
Rollan

>>2429293
I don't understand any of this

>>2430519
There's a guy who breeds deformed pit bulls and sells their sperm for breeding. Something like that. Anyway they all have stupid names and they're hyped up with words like SLAMMED and SWOLE, always in all caps. It's idiotic but funny. Someone should post a link to the site.

>>2429293
Just smash my shit up

>>2429293
Might as well

>>2429293
Please be something cool.

>>2429293
Roll

>>2430576
Mini Smashed Snarf

why isn't this illegal

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>>2430588
Unfortunately inbreeding isn't considered abuse by the law, if it was then most puppy mills would be shut down.

>>2430637
>pyramid skeem
kek

>>2430276
Just who in there right mind looks at that poor thing and says "Yup i want that as my dog"?

We out here to get SMASHED

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Just SMASH my genes up with some MONSTER INBREEDING.

>>2430649
There's a correlation between the desire for these dogs and the level of melanin

>>2429293
jej, this whole meme is gold, I should lurk on /an/ more

>>2429293
ROLL

>>2430972
>sheeeiiiittt

>>2429293
Hoping for SMASHED

>>2431000
Holy shit.
>INCESTUOUS SMASHSLAMMED ANIMAL CRUELTY

>>2429293
DO IT

>>2429293
rrrrrrrollin

>>2429293
Please be Gambino.

>>2429293
name me

>>2431000
dont think i can ever roll as amazing as that but here goes

>>2431182
well HOT dog, XXX Slammed Gambino!

>>2429293
Roll

>>2429293
i'll give it a try

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>>2429293
Roll

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Just inbreed my shit up

>>2429293
rolling

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>>2431238
>looks like a smart dog he's even sporting a chain

>>2429293
Slammin'

>>2429293
Rollin rollin rollin

>>2429293
smash me

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>>2431358

>>2429293
I wanna be your dog.

>>2431395
>The Stooges
Good taste.

>>2429293
Just smash my shit up senpai

>>2429293
>animal cruelty

hilarious

>>2429293
Um

SMASHED TOAD BUMP

>>2431436
There's no cruelty being shown or done to these Toads. They aren't being hurt. They were just born that way.

>>2429293
rolling

>>2429293
Rolando

>>2430637
>pyramid skeem
>skeem
Holy shit

>>2429293
Roll

>>2429293
toadline get

>>2431000
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>2429293

roll

>>2429293
CMON AND SLAM

AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

>>2429293

>>2429293

I want to get SMASHED

>>2429293
roll

>>2431238
>INBRED TOADLINE AT ITS BEST!!!
>2X CRIME BOSS MINI MICRO ALIEN!!!
>BONE GIRTH SMASHED AND SLAMMED!!!

Such a way with words. I'm fucking dying here.

>>2429293
Ok roll

>>2429293
smash me up captain

>>2431000
Fucking legend.

>>2429293
roll

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>>2431238
>they're actually proud of their dog being fucking inbred

>>2429293
roll

>>2429293
o shit

>>2429293
rollang

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>>2432411

>>2429293
gimme a good un'

>>2432903
I heard it's physically impossible for this type of dog to give birth without a c-section.

>>2433190
I don't doubt that, considering they need artificial insemination in the first place.

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>>2429293

>>2430522
>pit bulls
Jesus Christ I thought they were bulldogs

>>2429293
SMASH me daddy

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>>2431238
>2X CRIME BOSS MINI MICRO ALIEN!!!
my dad is literally dying of cancer right next to me and I can't stop laughing

>>2430637

fucking retard. doesn't he know it's called a ponzi skeem

>>2429293
Hmm

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>>2432903
>I wonder who could be behind this enterprise

>BEST OF BEST!! FROM OUR MICRO LINE. HE GOING TO STAY VERY SMALL. HE IS A MICRO CHOLATE TANK! . BETTER VERSION OF HIS DAD ,BOYS GOING TO MAKE SOMEONES YARD

christ

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>TOADLINE T2 X TOADLINE BETTY BOOB.
THATS T2 BRED BACK TO A TOADAGI DAUGHTER. TALK ABOUT BULLY BONED UP CRAZY LOOKING BOY .YOU WANT THAT SUPER EXOTIC THICK AS THEY COME DONT MISS OUT

>>2433702
>>2433705
My sides
Post more

>>2429293
Roll

>>2429293
Test

>>2429293
roll

Never actually saw one of those lowrider dogs, thought it was some kind of disease or something, but for it to be an actual breed.. boi

>>2429293
Rolling

>>2429293
roll

>>2429293
roll

>>2429293
rollan

>>2429293
S L A M M E D

>>2428858
S

>>2429293
Xbx xj

>>2429293
Rollaboopadoop

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>>2429293
Let's go.

>>2429293
rollin'

>>2434222
>>2429293
Ahhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>2429293
Can't not roll

>>2430522
http://www.toadline.com

>>2429293
roll

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>>2434290
Thank you for the hours of entertainment

>>2429293

ROLLED

What's the origin of SMASHED and SLAMMED?

>>2429378
>who buys them?

Niggers.

>>2434470
Never mind, I actually read the thread.

Disregard this post.

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Anyone else take a look at the female names? What the fuck kind of names are these?

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SLAMMED

>>2428928
they only live for a few years.

I've heard that their finest showcase dog died at 5 years.

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>SLAMMED threads

>>2434478
>What the fuck kind of names are these?
The non-branching lineage of the Snarf family is prestigious and not to be ridiculed.

>>2429293
roll

>>2429293
Is this me most (You)s an /an/ post has ever gotten?

>>2429293
rollan

>>2429293
rolls

>>2429293
roll for smashslammed

>>2429293
rollan

>>2429293
Rollin

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>>2428858
>literal dog habsburgs

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fnniMwIWzC I made this for some friends awhile ago.

>>2428928
>these names
You can literally paint an accurate picture of the personality of the person who breeds this abominations by the names he gives them alone

>>2432903
>that Jew
Wow who would have thought

http://www.toadline.com/SALES.html
>3-5,000 dollars for an inbred pittbul puppy
Fucking hell
You can get a healthy pitt mix puppy at the humane society for 200 with all vaccinations and shit.
Who buys this shit?

>>2435739
>those descriptions
>those pics
>those prices
Just SMASH my shit up senpai

>>2434478
FUCKING SNARFARELLA

>>2435739
sure if you don't want a micro toad. but what would be the point of that?

>>2431238
Should i prankcall him?

>>2437387
"Hey esè I hear you got like battletoads an shit man"

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>>2437392
kek

I just want to let you guys know that you've gotten /an/ threads to the top of the Google search results for SMASHED AND SLAMMED. Good job, I guess?

>>2437396
How SMASHED of Google to do that for us.

>>2435677
Needs more SLAMMED

>>2429293
trip 000 inc

If these dogs could talk, what would they say?

>>2437476
>Blow it out your ass

>>2437476
>kill....me....

>>2437476
>My name Tankenstein and she my bitch now

>>2437476
W e dem deformed bois

>>2437476
WE WUZ WOLVES N SHIEET

>>2438330
not bad

>>2437476
SMASHED
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this shit shouldn't be legal

>>2434471
>$10,000 dog
>niggers
I doubt it, maybe a rapper or an NFL player might want one of these but the average ghetto nig is just going to get a pitbull from a shelter. The most disturbing part of this whole toadline thing is that there are apparently people with that kind of money who find the "Smashed and Slammed!" shit appealing.

>>2428858

>>2428863
https://youtu.be/4BBaIW17isU

>>2437387
can i get uhhhhhh