He's cute until he rips your face off, bites your hands

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He is cute until he bashes your head in, steals your wallet and takes your car.

>>2426195
They were never cute in the first place.

>>2426373
You're pretty cute.

>>2426357
Omg, you didn't just go there...

Capuchin monkeys >>>>>>> Chimps

>>2426373
THIS, I fucking hate monkeys, they are not cute they just freak me out, hope does fuckers get extinct fast.

I wonder what goes through a chimps mind when he interacts with his seemingly omnipotent hairless upright walking overlords.

>>2426667
Mostly "gibs me dat".

HE TORE HER FACE FACE OFF

>>2426637
Monkeys look too human to be cute they kinda freak me out for some reason.

Orangutans are fucking bros

>gentle
>smart as fuck
>orange is best color

Also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3SbjjMChqw

I met the dog in the video BTW

>>2426993
Forgot to add

>there has only been one recorded attack from an orangutan on a human in history
>only reason it happened was because the guy was provoking it and the orangutan didn't even hurt him that bad

>>2426993
Imagine owning a chimp, you have company over and it walks out of it's room, everybody freaks the fuck out and the chimp kills everybody, now you have an orange, it walks out of it's room, goes to the fridge gets your buddies some beers and then just chills on the floor. 10/10 oranges are better.

Chimpers are to intelligent to be kept in cages, I know it's a meme but it's true. They get pissed off. I don't think they are evil

>>2426357
This.

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>>2426357
>he thinks blacks=literal chimps lol
>some chimps have pink skin

>>2426667
they know you're just as weak as you look like without proper tools
he senses that you're afraid of what he could do to you
if you have something to defend yourself with ? probably "i'll just let this fuckboy alone and mind my own shit"
if not, probably "does he have something I would be interested in ?" if yes, he wants it, if not, he does'nt really care unless you act like you could be a threat
now if you talk about chimpanzees trained by humans, that's another story
accept that you're a weak as fuck animal and that nothing sees you as an overlord

>>2426637
That's not a monkey.

>>2428149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIzijKXUO_0

blacks can't do that bro

>>2426195
We wuz kangs and queens an shit.

You never really hear about chimps attacking anyone who isn't a frail old person. They are not that big or strong really. Sure they are stronger than a human pound for pound but a big male human ultimately could push there shit it.

>>2426195
Yes and that is why they belong in the wild or in large zoo habitats with lots of trees to climb on and sturdy plexiglass to keep out the humans.

>>2426195
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169089/Andrew-Oberle-Chimp-attack-student-badly-mauled-parents-left-traumatised.html

>>2426993
Orangutan babies freak me out. They're in that weird part of the uncanny valley where they look almost human but are still slightly off.

Any of you guys watch the new Apes movie? Shit was cash!