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Pandas are a useless species

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Fuck pandas. As simple as that. They're vegetarian bears, they could rule china but they choose to eat bamboo with no nutritional value, and are to blame for their own state on the endangered species list! They are by far the absolute shittiest member of the ursidae family, if they were just brown they'd already be dead. They are literally the most worthless species of animals because they LITERALLY FUCKING CHOOSE TO STARVE THEMSELVES, when they can easily digest fish, honey, and other things, just like their fucking North American cousins. Honestly it would make way more fucking sense if they went extinct at this point because when all you fucking eat is fucking bamboo life isn't really worth living, which makes me wonder why the fuck haven't pandas went extinct yet? Pandas are easily the MOST WORTHLESS BEAR. Fuck you, fuck pandas, fuck China just for having fucking panda bears, and fuck whoever likes fucking panda bears.
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don haet pande thei r our fren <3
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>>2425582
I've always thought this. You're a fucking bear! Act like it.
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>>2425582
been saying this for years OP you're right on the money
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>>2425582
On top of that
>females only in heat for ~2-3 weeks per year
>pandas often uninterested in sex even when in heat
>only able to actually get pregnant for ~5 days of that time frame
>even if panda gets pregnant the fetus doesn't attach to the uterus until a month and a half before birth
>zookeepers often don't/can't know mother is pregnant until she actually gives birth due to "pseudopregnancy" symptoms and difficulty detecting fetus with ultrasound
>even if mother gets pregnant and has baby despite all these obstacles, mortality rate is extraordinarily high for their species due to lack of nutrition in bamboo
FUCK PANDAS
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>>2425590
I'll just hate you for that abortion of the english language
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>>2425582
I'm just surprised that pandas have lived for so long and that the Chinese hadn't killed them all to make viagra with their bones or whatever.
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Bamboo is a remarkable plant for growing very fast. They eat bamboo areas faster than it grows.

>WTF CHINA WHY DID YOU KILL THOSE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS?
>We're sorry for killing htem, we will reapir the damage

This is how I think this happened.
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>>2425663
a short fertile window like that is not unusual. all large bears are hard to breed in captivity. wild pandas actually have no problems breeding, captive pandas are retarded.
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I don't understand why they don't make super pandas and stop feeding them only bamboo. Lets take destiny into our own hands. They're an evolutionary dead end anyways.
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>>2425752
With the effort to save pandas, china could probably do something more useful for humans, but that would take us to /pol/
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>>2425582
>if they were just brown they'd already be dead

>>2425718
>I'm just surprised that pandas have lived for so long and that the Chinese hadn't killed them all to make viagra with their bones or whatever.

Das rite
>World Animal Protection conducted a study in 1999 and 2000, and estimated that 247 bear bile farms in China were holding 7,002 bears, though the Chinese government called the figures "pure speculation." The Chinese consider bear farms a way to reduce the demand on the wild bear population. Officially, 7,600 captive bears are farmed in China. According to Chinese officials, 10,000 wild bears would need to be killed each year to produce as much bile. The government sees farming as a reasonable answer to the loss of wild bears from poaching. However, the government's agreement to allow the rescue of 500 bears may represent a softening of this stance.

>China has repeatedly been found to be the main source of bear bile products on sale throughout South-East Asia; this international trade in their parts and derivatives is strictly prohibited by the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora. In 2010, there were approximately 97 establishments in China keeping bile bears.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear#China_2
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>>2425769
idk, on one hand we farm a shitload of animal species and a shitload of animals overall, on the other hand, they're farming bear for fucking bullshit medicine that doesn't work.
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The misinformation in this thread is astounding
This thread confirms that /an/ons read fb crap like I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE XDDD
Pandas are no longer endangered and are flourishing from rapid breeding rates and birth rates because a lot of their wildlife habitat has been restored
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Pandas are fine and well adapted to their environment.
The problem is Chinese people.

The problem is always Chinese people.
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>>2425582
I'm actually convinced by your arguments. Well done.
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>>2425582
>are to blame for their own state on the endangered species list!
Pandas aren't on the endangered species list.

they're actually recovering in the wild.
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>>2425582
Aren't we all pandas
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>>2425983
fucking this
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i can't fucking believe the world keeps pouring money into keeping these shit creatures alive when shit we actually need that's endangered isn't given a second glance, because it's not as adorable looking maybe.

Panda's produce nothing, we have enough videos/pictures/merchandise of them, they can just be deleted from the planet now and everybody would be cool with it in like a week.
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>>2425882
>DAE think pandas should be beheaded???!?¯\_(ツ)_/¯ upboat if u agree

Weirdest fucking thing to be edgy about. Babbies first anti-conservation statement. Surprise, surprise, reducing a solitary animal's range to nothing is going to fuck them up.

>they choose to eat bamboo with no nutritional value

Literally an unlimited food source with no competition.

>>2427158
Most large mammals can be deleted from the planet without much immediate effect on us. Doesn't mean they aren't worth saving. If you want money directed towards other endangered animals, you could consider getting into contact with a conservation group about that topic.
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>>2425744
This, pandas also on average fuck more times in a day during their heat than other bears, something like a dozen times a day. They have no problem reproducing in the wild, their issue was actually getting to each other because of segmented habitat. There are many animals bad at breeding in captivity, even worse than pandas. And there's more to it than them just being dumb. There's behavioral and chemical issues at work
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Pandas aren't just dumb, they're suicidal to the point where if not for human intervention they'd have died out long ago.

They are meat eaters, and still have the digestive system of a meat eater. But for some reason they wont eat meat. Bamboo already has almost no nutritional value, and the Pandas body is poorly adapted at extracting anything from it, I think I read one figure that said they can digest about 30% of the bamboo they eat.
This change in diet was so catastrophic it should have wiped out the species. They get so little energy from eating bamboo they have to eat none stop otherwise they'll starve to death. The lack of energy also means Pandas entire habits changed and they wont do a lot of things anymore (like move around much, or even walk up hills, it just uses too much energy).
These two things combined mean Pandas just don't breed anymore. Not only do they not have the time to, but they don't have the energy to either. Pandas trying to breed can literally result in them starving to death.

If you want an idea of how much bamboo a Panda has to eat to survive, they shit on average of 40+ times a day. A pandas life is eating and shitting, the moment they stop they die.
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