Snibetis and Snabs

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THICC snibeti

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>>2424288
THICCER snab

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>>2424289
cute snabber

>>2424287
>tfw always hated people who hurt crabs
>as a child I always defended crabs from violent children in the beach
>always liked crabs
>favourite mythological was Carcinos
>zodiac symbol is cancer

I'm going to declare myself Lord Protector of Snibetis and Snabs.

What should I do to help the Crabs' cause?

>>2424321

>What should I do to help the Crabs' cause?

Take a pair of sharp scissors or a knife, walk along the beach and sabotage every lobster pot or similar device you can find.

>>2424344
I'm gonna do it. Crabs should be defended, they are the next step of evolution.

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>>2424287

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I submit an underrated snibbeti.

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I'd like to snib and snab this
>if you know what I mean
>>captcha: BALL

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4

>>2424349
Craaaab people craaaab people

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>>2424287
tree snab

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>>2424287
>is I snibbity?

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>>2424491

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>>2424524
That's pretty neato. That jabber is suprisingly dexterous with its snipperoos.
Also, check out the baby snippers on this guy.

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>>2424287
Heard you talking shit, shieeeeeet

>>2425017
I am a grown ass man and nothing shocks me. No insects. Except earwigs. They really scare the shit out of me when they come flying out of shit they shouldn't be in. Like my bathtub. Or my toilet. Or my ashtray. Or my couch.

What the fuck is their problem?

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>>2425024
>"earwigs may crawl into ears and some can bite"
Literally nibbling away at your brain

>>2425037
Earwigs will crawl into anything. No one cares. The speed of their dislocation is what spooks me, they're fast and liable to resemble more dangerous insects or spiders. Plus they fucking bite.

>>2425057
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Helena_earwig
missed it by roughly half a century

>no one cares
People literally cared enough to call them ear wigs JUST because they can crawl into people's ears.
What did he mean by this?

>>2424585
>mr funny shoes

>>2424585
nice