what animal truly doesnt afraid of anything?

Your mom

>>2419795
what the fuck

Kakapos and dodos

Red winged black birds. I have seen them swoop ducks and geese and sometimes people. Just last month I saw one trying to pick a midair fight with a peregrine falcon.

>>2419795
I got the same thought when I saw the OP pic

>>2419828
I'd fuck it.

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>>2419794
Goose

>>>/gif/

>>2419794
Centipede

>>2419962
Very true

Golden eagles. The ones in Africa legit prey on the obnoxious meme that is the honey badger. The American and european ones will happily take bear cubs and small wolves if they get the chance. Pretty damn tough for an animal with bones that could be shattered with a solid kick.

Honey badger

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>>2419962
>>2419981
Goose isn't even the alpha Anseriformes

>>2420065
See
>>2420062
The little shits go scurrying when they see that shadow overhead.

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Doesn't feel much of anything, really.

Just about anything defending its nest/eggs/young

>>2419794
humans

Wasps. They are incapable of fear.

>>2419794

Has science gone too far?

>>2420199
Yes

any ungulate in rut

Psychopathic Humans.

They bare ancient warrior genes that makes them even more bald than regular humans, they are practically fearless.

>>2419794
All invertebrates are incapable of feeling fear.

>>2419824
Agreed

Halo

>>2419962
I can scare a whole flock of geese by running around

>>2419794
cat

honey badger

big birds

>>2422182
>cat
>fearless

This is your brain on toxoplasmosis

>>2422191
Feral cats can be absolutely insane, there was this neighborhood stray that would come around and terrorize my cat, I went running straight at him screaming once and he refused to back down. I went to kick him and he jumped straight at my chest and tore a hole in my shirt. Then he insisted on staying just out of my reach but wouldn't leave until i started throwing rocks at him. He made me feel like a huge pussy, I vowed to destroy him next time but it seems I actually scared him enough that he doesn't come in my yard anymore.

Point is the cat was not even slightly afraid of me despite being like 1/16th my size

Those frog eating beetles. Takes a special kind of not afraid to have your entire diet be huge predators lures in by using yourself as bait.

>>2419794
I don't think I've ever seen a scorpion run away from a fight.

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>sees a black caiman, one of the largest crocodilians alive today floating lazily in the water
>immediately jumps in after it because "lol I'm hungry"
>risks getting grabbed by some of the most powerful jaws in the animal kingdom to bite a living dinosaur in the back of the fucking head

>>2422496
Jags are cool, but they attack juvenile black caimans, not adults.

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>>2422497
A juvenile can still fuck shit up pretty quickly if they get hold of you, and getting injured can be a death sentence for a predator. It's even more ballsy when you consider the fact that all that thrashing could potentially attract a fully grown caiman or anaconda. While we're discussing crocodilians in a fearless thread, you've got this big fucker here that'll happily go for any and everything that goes near his domain, even humans. Salties give precisely zero fucks. A fully grown male salty is virtually unchallenged and has absolutely nothing to fear.

>>2419797

i like this answer the best

>>2421520
>ungulate

I would've sworn ungulates were things that undulate

>>2419963
Wat

>>2422496
i mean clearly black caimans aint that scary if a big ol pussy cat can kill em for shits

>>2421630
is this true?

>>2422425
reminds me of the neighborhood cat vs car. Dude was yelling and blowing horn and that was chill as fuck.

>>2419794
halo
eh also kills aleins

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>>2419962

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>>2420062
>>2420077
>eaglelets

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>>2420066

>>2422798
That's a hawk, I think.

>>2421781
underrated post

>>2422800
I never realized how big swans are, damn

>>2422798
>TFW owl wins again
I missed my owl ;_;

>>2422798
That's a kite

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>>2422496
>pounces on it
man this is cool
>DRAGS IT BACK INTO THE FUCKING WATER
>mfw

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Domesticated Betta splendens. They are the ultimate gives no shits fish. I accidentally hit my betta with an algae cleaner brush the other day because he wouldn't move and he just looked at me like 'what the hell was that, but also where's my food bitch?'

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>>2422502
They would if hippos lived in Australia.

Even crocs respect adult hippos. Nothing fucks with them... or they do like that pack of lions, who gets nowhere and loses interest.

Lol wtf

>>2424098
Lol wtf

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Lol wtf

>>2422191
Only smart anons will get this one.....
Topkek

>>2422629
Octupi can real fear..... So no, it isn't.....

>>2423788
Same (•_•)

>>2419794
Grammer anon..... It exists

>doesnt afraid of anything?

>>2424794

hello there newfriend.

>>2424803
Hello anon, how ya doing?

>>2422539
/gif/ is actually more depraved than /d/

>>2422496
>a black caiman
>16 to 20 feet

wrong they prey on spectacle caiman which are significantly smaller at 6 feet

>>2423922
I'd probably put even odds on a saltwater croc and a hippo. They're a lot more robust, heavier framed, and have a much stronger bite force than nile crocs.

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>>2423922
>Even crocs respect adult hippos
>animal has fear of larger stronger animal
wew what a shock
How much respect do you think pic related would give to hippos if it patrolled the Nile?

>>2424981
I love the pose of that human comparison silhouette. "Just fucking kill me now."

>>2424981
>Deinosuchus
>Smaller than Sarcosuchus

k

>>2422502
>absolutely nothing to fear
Orcas and large sharks could still be an issue.

>>2423922
Wasn't there a giant man eating croc that preyed on hippos and people on a regular basis? Thing had bullet holes all over it but gave zero shits.

crows are god tier. they aren't afraid of humans or dogs and they are very adaptive to their environment. also they hold grudges and can pass information from generation to generation.

>>2425181
Crows are pretty rad, apparently if they see a nigga pull a gun on them they flee.

>>2422800
looks like good eating

>>2424981

Quite a bit. The top one is a salty.

Only the hugest specimens would have teeth to break a hippos 2" thick skin. Though they probably wouldn't be able to open it's mouth wide enough to do anything but bite a leg.

>>2419962

Geese are such faggots holy shit

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lions are pretty brave

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>>2427024

>>2427004
Yeah fuck geese

>>2422797
Never understood why the guy is in this gif, he fought back and the goose ran off like a bitch

>>2422800
Wtf is wrong with this bitch? I would have kicked the shot outta the swan for trying to fuck with my dog

>>2426978
purussaurus literally ate hippo sized mammals and deinosuchus preyed on dinosaurs much larger than hippos.
>Only the hugest specimens would have teeth to break a hippos 2" thick skin
get real, the bite force alone would shatter its bones

>>2422800
What a shite owner

>>2427498
well it is a woman

>>2427500
kek

>>2420118
OP said animals, not protists.

>>2425147
Gustave. Fucker drowned people for shits n giggles. Some think he's still around.

Ferrets are extremely fearless

>>2427497

>extinct animals count

>muh bite force

Do you know how round a Hippo is? Try to take a bite out of a whole watermelon and see what happens.

If a croc managed to get hold of it's leg, then what? It would have 3 tons falling on it.

What animal is this?.....

>>2428093
>mfw I forgot to add the picture with the post

>>2428062
>Do you know how round a Hippo is?
>implying that is relevant
>purussaurus proceeds to bit hippo in the leg
>proceed to use its 5-10 ton estimated body weight in a death roll against a 2 ton hippo
>legs poops off and hippo bleeds to death

You're really grasping at straws with this invisible hippo bullshit you're trying to peddle

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>>2419794
How can you not think wolverine?

They will stare down a bear and the bear will fucking always back off first because they aren't stupid.

They are 35 pounds of death and regularly hunt massive moose and Karabu. There was a case where a wolverine escaped it's enclosure at a zoo and it killed a polarbear. It killed the largest land predator by clamping down on its throat until it suffocated.

There was a male wolverine that was captured in a wooden box so researchers could tag and release it. When they arrived to collect the box trap,
they were baffled to find a hole in the 8 inch thick wood box and the male dead inside.

They discovered that another male had come by and tore through the box. It did it just to kill the male inside that was it's rival.

https://youtu.be/NU9gRZsTBnU

>>2419794
Hippos
>Will straight up murder you, your family on the tour bus, and leave the corpses because they don't eat meat

>>2428093
Tocktupus.

>>2424981
Considering hippos dont give a fuck, they would probably gangrape it no matter the size.

>>2428205
Hippos are average 5 tons, not 2.

They can have tusks 12-16 inches

Their bite force is around 1800 lbs psi

No matter how powerful the croc is, the hippos bite alone would fuck it up. Not to mention nothing really fucks with hippos, what with the 20 odd hippos chilling together and all willing to crush a croc to death. God help any creature who fucks with a hippo

>>2428492
>Wolves are thought to be the wolverine's most important natural predator, with the arrival of wolves to a wolverine's territory presumably leading the latter to abandon the area
So yeah, even those guys have something they're afraid of.

>>2428557

Don't bother. He's a croc idiot trying to use an extinct animal to prove a (much, much smaller) salty can take a hippo.

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I have no mouth and I must scream

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You don't get scars like this from being a pussy, that's for damn sure

>>2427497
You are literally retarded.

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/worlds-deadliest/videos/croc-vs-hippo/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ_mVkXGDp0

Croc are Hippo's bitch. Hippos are smarter, stronger, bigger, just as fast in water and 10x as agile out of water, they roll in huge groups that work together and have each others back, crocs just bite at shit, and they have loads more stamina due to the fact that they arent cold blooded.

Anyone who unironically posts that a croc would defeat a hippo is either trolling or a total idiot who knows nothing about either animal.

>>2427024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeDF6CEIlF0

(Yes, I know it had to roll to break its fall post-lunge, but it still looked funny.)

>>2427025
WASTED

Badgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlalDNxccw

>>2428492
>Killed a polar bear by hanging from its throat

nigga wat

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>>2421542
>ancient warrior genes that makes them even more bald than regular humans

Amazing, indeed.

>fearless

Pic related, insects. They run away, but they don't fear. They just conveniently leave.

>>2428907
Nice reference

>>2422004
Ah, spiders. Perennial third placers in the arachnid kingdom. Cursed to be centipede food forever.

>>2428917
The post is referring to purussaurus and deinosuchus not extant crocodiles you autistic retard

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>>2428557
>Hippos are average 5 tons, not 2.
>muh invisible hippo
hippo sizes up to roughly 2 tons while the most conservative estimates for purussaurus are 5 tons, with the heaviest reaching 8 to 10 tons.
No your precious hippo would not survive an attack from a purusaurus or deniosuchus. These animals evolved to take down large thick hided prey that occupied similar niches has hippos in their time.

>>2428901
The entire argument is about animal size, you you were cable of perhaps reading instead of touting about like some pseudo-intellectual redditor dipshit you would realize that. This isn't an argument of hippo vs nile crocodile, its hippo vs purussaurus.

>>2428901
also
>to prove a (much, much smaller) salty can take a hippo.
literally never made this argument you dumbshit.

>>2429067
>>2429069
>>2429071
Give it a fucking rest already you autistic faggot

>>2429069
>Using Google results.

Try picking up a book, females may average 3000lbs, but MALES can and have reached upwards of 10,000lbs

Besides, what's a pile of duty bones gonna do to a living creature?

It's like calling for a fight but not showing up because your already extinct and therefore not relevant in the slightest.

>Muh ancient extinct animal could beat everything
Everything but not going extinct

>>2429085
eat a dick bitch

>>2429094
>but MALES can and have reached upwards of 10,000lbs
citation HEAVILY needed

>Besides, what's a pile of duty bones gonna do to a living creature?
nice goal post shift

>It's like calling for a fight but not showing up because your already extinct and therefore not relevant in the slightest.
completely irrelevant to the original point

>Muh ancient extinct animal could beat everything
No but it certainly could kill and consume a hippo, just as a modern crocodile could if it grew to the same size and proportions as its extinct relatives. Take away a hippo's size and there is nothing special to it, just like any other animal.

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>>2429094
>read a book
>10,000 pound hippopotamus
U fukin wot

>>2429094
For an excellent senior prank, throw a dead male hippopotamus into the pool. It takes a crane to get it out.

>>2429117
If a crock grew and a hippo shrunk of course the crock will win.

But considering a hippo can break a Crocs spine with a single bite, or could stomp it to Oblivion.

And considering the massive size difference of a full grown hippo and full grown croc. If the croc suddenly gained triple it's size and weight of course the story changes. Equal weight, but 15-20 vs 1 still doesn't bode well for a purussaurus by itself. It would be smart enough to not piss off 20 creatures that will fight you until death.

San Diego zoo also backs up the weight as 9900 lbs but with the possibility of higher weights plausible.

NAT Geo states around 4 tons, that they have personally recorded, not including eyewitness accounts of huge hippos of the locals

The last source is a TV show called world's deadliest, not sure what sources they used but they also say that hippos can be up to 10,000lbs and its on the national geographic channel

The national animal foundation also says 10,000 lbs in addition to saying that apparently whales were related to whales according to some biologists.
Now off topic kinda:

Steve Irwin stated that a segment where he had to go past hippos in a river to be the most dangerous moment of his career.

But he had no problem tackling Crocs or grabbing black mamba snakes.

>>2429276
For a cooler senior prank, release 3 hippos into a school marked 1, 2 and 4
It usually takes a crane to get them out.

>>2429117
>still arguing
Fucking idiot

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>>2429292
>s....stop proving me wrong
Bitch

>>2429286
Wow look at all of these of sources

>>2424981
>crocofags think their animal is worth shit
>implying a crocodile wouldnt get mercilessly shitstomped by a functioning scorpion of equal size

>all of this autism about crocs and hippos because I said salties are fearless over a fucking week ago.
For the anon arguing about how extinct animals don't count in this hypothetical fight, I can sort of agree. At the same time though we should probably also rule out animals from entirely separate continents that will never even meet each other, let alone fight. A saltwater croc isn't going to just happen upon a goddamn hippo. They might be willing to swim across oceans to reach (relatively) nearby islands, but I highly doubt one is going to travel much further than some of the Asian islands. That being said, salties still deal with some rough shit in said journeys seeing as one can potentially run across three of the most dangerous sharks known to man and could potentially die if they're too exhausted from the journey to fight them off. The fact that crocs are still okay with risking that earns them points in my book.

>>2424792
Octos dont feel fear retard they are just smart but their emotions are more primitive than primates.

>>2429318
It's not about right or wrong as shat, especially considering I'm not the anon you're arguing with.
My point is simple, STFU and let it drop already, or continue acting like a fucking retard. Either way this is the last (You) you're getting from me.

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>>2429408
>tells other people to stfu and let it go
>lets their comments get under your skin and goes on an autistic rant doing the very thing you are complaining about

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>>2429286
>>2429117
>>2429094
>>2429071
>>2429069
>>2429067
>>2428917
>>2428901
>>2428557
>>2428555
Nice trps
>>2428551
>>2428205
>>2428062
>>2427497
>>2424981

>>2429399
Although their emotions are more primitive, they still feel fear..... Nobody said they were equal to those of primates (or anything about primates period ) ..... Octos simply feel a primitive form of fear, but fear nonetheless .....
I hope that clears stuff out bro.....
Also, nice dubs!

>>2429358
Literally any animal ever would get shitstomped by an equally large functioning insect/arachnid.

>>2423918
>when you're so beta you get dominated by bettas

>>2419794
I think if I was a chicken and saw that picture I would get PTSD

>>2428492
dude do you not know how to spell caribou

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>>2422800
Swans are absolute assholes. I don't get how a bird can get so fucking mean at anything in its periphery.

>>2427710
Actually there's a French guy who came 20 or so years ago to capture the fucker. Turns out the croc escaped every trap the guy had set up. He's said to be more than a 100 years old and has rarely been seen outside of the times he killed someone.

Gustave actually is a living legend.

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>>2427024

Tigers too

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Fuckin mongooses, man.
They'll tackle basically anything like Honey Badgers will.
Venomous snakes up to twice their own size, Hornets and large mother birds like swans of geese to name a few. They're fucking badass.

>>2431798
Is there a full video or what is the back story on this?

>>2431806
I dunno the answers.
I just found that gif a long time ago somewhere on the internet and kept it.
Gotta figure the tiger is either on the edge of starvation or angry as hell to risk jumping on an elephant's head to get to the man on top of the elephant.

>>2428492
wolverines don't kill bears, they sometimes attack them because they are fucking retarded and die

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>>2422496
Is this what you're looking for?

>>2421542
Stop jerking yourself off ASPDanon.

>>2422800
shit thats a dinosaur

>>2425143
orcas have developed emotions. almost human, they feel fear. they really do when young and still learning to hunt. but thier older peers force them to learn no matter the fear because they dont want them to die of srravation.
>sharks
sharks fear groupers lol