Hey Faggots, My name is Egret, and I hate every single one of

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Egret, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are tiny, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day eating stupid ass worms. You everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any bird pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of birds because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than when parrots jerk off.
Don't be a stranger. Hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the nest, and starter on my fish catching team. What food do you get, other than "shitty little earthworms that any faggot chicken could get?" I also get huge pieces of shrimp, and have a banging hot egret girlfriend (she just mated with me, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just fly into a window. Thanks for listening.