Is this a tick, a bed bug or both

It's a beetle and it didn't bite you because it literally can't you stupid fuck

I refuse to believe anyone could be that fucking retarded. How did you get past the CAPTCHA you brain-dead fuck?

>>2417013
>>2417152

Just moved to this country. Anyway thanks for the IQ assessment!

Brown recluse spider
RIP

>>2417170
Your only excuse for not knowing what a beetle looks like is if you had spent your whole life in a padded fucking cell.

I mean, those things are not even close. It's like showing us a picture of a mouse and asking "is this a pig? I got bit by it last night". That's the sort of similarity we're talking about.

they still eat something in larva form, probably wood
so keep the place clean