ITT: plants that turn you on

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>>2416407

>>2416408
Why?

>>2416423
Because it's aloe and people think it magically heals wounds and burns, when it really just clogs pores and limits air exposure.

Probably the second worst plant on earth.

>>2416408
Do you think aloe would make a suitable sexual lubricant?

>>2416429
Yes, they've recently released a "more natural" line of condoms with aloe lube.

>>2416432
can't get a more natural birth control than putting it in her bumhole

>>2416425
You're full of shit.

>>2416429
I feel like aloe vera on your nob would hurt for some reason. kinda like shampoo yeah.

>>2416451
if shampoo hurts your penis you should probably seek medical attention

>>2416457
It's when shampoo gets up your urethra that it hurts.

>>2416467
as a kid (maybe like 11 or 12), I got soap up my dick from masturbating and it turned blue. I had to show it to my mom, and she said it was fine. She was a good friend.

>>2416407
What kind of plant is this? Is that liquid edible?

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>>2416407

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>>2416489
What makes carns so sexy?

>>2416568
imagine being that flowers pusy slave

>>2416631
It's all packed tightly and he loosened it, horsefucker.

What the fuck is wrong with you people

Literally >>>/trash/
They have a dendrophile thread.

>>2416425
Does it taste good?

>>2416687
Aloe doesn't taste good at all.

>>2416482
Bitter ginger. It's supposed to be a good shampoo and for toothaches or something

>>2416489
>a flower that fucking eats shit
Still can't get over this

>>2416408
wait is the plant literally just full of medicine ready to rub on?

>>2416777
Mom science.
It blocks air flow to burns and cuts, reducing air friction and pain.

So basically fucking vaseline. I fucking hate aloe, stop cloning it assholes holy shit.

>>2416777
>medicine
Aloe is toxic and has no known medicinal value.

>>2416783
Me and you, we could get along.

Do hostas next.

>>2416777
It's fine if you have a mild sunburn and nothing else to cure it. But not much else

>>2416783
Source?

>>2416425
>Air exposure
Nice meme, retard.

>>2416438
Women can get pregnant from anal sex actually.
The true natural birth control is monitoring menstruation cycles

>>2416777
Its ability to heal is dubious, but it's a cool gel and feels nice on burns.

>>2416568
>>2416578
Why the fuck can't I escape the /d/ mentality of 4chan even on /an/

>>2416783
>aloe is toxic
boy how wrong you are, you can literally eat it and drink it, fucking peel it, chop it up and stick it in juice. toxic my ass.

>>2417068
your anal virginity is dubious

>>2416756
I don't know, I've had those aloe drinks once or twice and they were ok.

>>2416776
it's actually a leaf, flytraps can still grow flowers though

jesus christ that OP image is hot as shit

looks like a giant alien donger and i have a xeno fetish, oh no

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>>2417060
>Women can get pregnant from anal sex actually.

>>2417146
They used to teach that in abstinence classes in some schools
Schools in shit neighborhoods

>>2417083
Well I guess I'll need some aloe myself after that "sick" "burn"

>>2417146
She could, but you'd have to tear through the rectovaginal septum.

>>2417184
>>2417167
I remember hearing that it could drip from the anus into the vagina.

>>2417244
>into the vagina

Well then that's not anal sex then, is it?

>>2417244
Depending on the body and sexual around, the canal is around four inches long. Unless your vagina is gaping, the odds of sperm getting your there is slim to none and getting rubbed on the outside isn't going to do shit. There is millions of sperm in one ejaculation that are so retarded sometimes even purposely trying to get a girl pregnant it doesn't always work.

>>2417244
Not going to happen unless you fingered it in. Vaginal fluid is actually somewhat spermicidal; you gotta shoot a glob in there for it to survive all the way to the egg. She's more likely to get a yeast infection from your shit sperm cocktail than pregnant.

>>2417261
Arousal*
Auto correct.
Sperm get trapped in fluid, cervices and get distracted by a while bunch of shit.

>>2417146
It's a very VERY low chance but if you end up creaming right at the entrance of the rectum and some dribbles out, there's a small chance it can end up in the vaginal opening and make the trip to the fallopians. It's incredibly unlikely, slightly more likely than a fertilization from oral or successful abdominal pregnancy.

>>2416687
I think it tastes good. I love aloe drinks. I enjoy chewing the gelatinous little pieces but I understand why people wouldn't like the texture.

I also had aloe preserves once. It was a bit sour and a bit bitter, and it gave me explosive diarrhea.

>>2417060
>The true natural birth control is monitoring menstruation cycles

I have a good friend whose existence is the result of that birth control method.

>>2417046
>>2417080
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_vera#Toxicity

the page cites several other articles about toxicity of aloe as well.
>Aloe vera has potential toxicity, with side effects occurring at some dose levels both when ingested or applied topically.[51]
>Although toxicity may be less when aloin is removed by processing, Aloe vera that contains aloin in excess amounts may induce side effects.[4][42][55]
etc.

>>2416578
Based pusyposter

what no coca

>>2416429
if you're a plant

>>2417060
Right, so up the ass during the right day of her cycle. Gotcha.

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>>2418229

>>2418443
Puffballs are not plants.

>>2418229
7-8 or eight days to be safe since sperm usually live about five days.if there's an egg in that chute, don't want to risk it.

>>2418750
I'd smooch

>>2416568
>Those inward-pointing barbs
N-no thanks

>>2420607
what are you, a woman? get that dick in there, you pussy.

>>2416554
Wtf is this?

>>2420678
Seconded
>>2420624
Seconded

>>2420798
(You) are a man of exquisite tastes.

>>2420678
>>2420779
Cattail I believe

>>2417146
sperm can migrate, if any is left on her outside it could find it's way inside her vagina. the chance is low but it's possible.

>>2421585
>sperm goes into vagina
>this is somehow getting pregnant from anal

stop it

>>2416451
Try Irish spring intense on your dick or some peppermint. It feels amazing.
>>2421634
It's true

>>2416783
>no known medicinal value.

Aloe Vera is probably effective at wound healing in first and second degree burns. there's a lack of large trials on it but more are being performed.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17499928
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7561562

It's also shown positive results in psoriasis management

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23909714

I've heard very few people claim medicinal benefits beyond these.

topical application of Aloe Vera is not associated with Toxcicity or increased cancer risk, and the increased cancer risk is dubious for oral ingestion as well.

>>2421585
>sperm can migrate, if any is left on her outside it could find it's way inside her vagina. the chance is low but it's possible.

no, the chance is zero. Sperm dies within minutes if exposed and allowed to dry. even if it doesn't dry up, it moves slow as fuck, and given that it has a 2 - 3 day lifespan under vaginal conditions, the likely hood of it reaching the uterus is virtually zero.

every time I've heard this as an explanation for pregnancy, the research team I worked with as a contractor would do a little digging/pressing and would find out the girl was a sloot and was trying to cover it up.

the team actually had some funny stories about it. usually one of the male assistants would tip off the BF and would record the drama on Facebook.

>>2422055
>probably effective
>KNOWN medicinal value.

I posted sources regarding toxicity, and those sources cite medical studies on the toxicity of Aloe vera.

those studies directly disagree with your claims. Who shall we trust in cases of disagreement, your unsourced claims or science?

rhetorical question- I've already forgotten you.

>>2422061
Wrong. Depending on the conditions and where it ends up, it could survive up to five days with some sources I'm not going to pretend I've read up to seven days so feel free to take that as bullshit.

Most if not all will die within two days. It's always fun to read about 'natural birth control' because in the end it usually ends up in tears.

>>2417060
>The true natural birth control is monitoring menstruation cycles
That's how my brother and I were born.

>>2422061
Tell funny stories anon

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>no Orchids
wtf

>>2422068
>I posted sources regarding toxicity
nigga you posted a quote from wikipedia. he posted actual studies. eat shit.

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>>2418443
>Skyrim Swamp Fungal Pod

>>2423198
i thought of this right away too

>>2420809
I wouldn't be surprised if it DID cause painful and dangerous four hour erections.

>>2422244
>nigga you posted a quote from wikipedia.
which cites studies
>he posted actual studies
he didn't post a single study about toxicity

learn to read.

>>2426006
You claimed Aloe Vera had no medicinal value when his scientific articles contradict that statement, you illiterate faggot.

>>2426043
>his scientific articles contradict that statement
they were inconclusive.
again, learn to read.

>>2416489
>I earned my wings

>>2426060
they literally found no medicinal value.

they said it may be effective in treating minor burns. That means it has the same medicinal value as water.

>>2426065
I understand you're mad because you were proven wrong in public.

You should be used to it by now though. It happens a lot.

>>2417146
the cume cn drip frum hr pusi in toher aesjhole

>>2416407
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=05Ogn09G2Y4