So I used to like dogs, and maybe even be a little more than indifferent to cats, but after 4 weeks living with one cat and having to pick up the slack of its rather neglectful owner, and now after 2 days of dog-sitting for an owner on vacation, I can say that I'm sick of these things.
>Constantly in need of affection
>Sheds fur all the fuck over you if it even so much as walks past you; can't wear good clothes around it
>Shits
>Is picky about where it shits
>Spends most of the day inside looking bored all the time, making you feel guilty for not entertaining it
>Wakes you up in the wee hours of the morning just to get taken outside for a piss
>(Tries to) Lick you with its filthy tongue
I swear I am never getting a pet myself after this, and I have a newfound hatred for neglectful pet owners who don't realize that animals get bored out of their minds too; if you don't invest in the proper toys and personal attention they need, you need to check yourself into a concentration camp, so you can learn the meaning of suffering.
>>2416346
Just can't be arsed to walk her mate
>>2416346
Looks like someone can't dedicate 6 hours of the day to a pet, how the fuck are you going to get a girlfriend anon?
>>2416617
I was thinking the same thing; it feels like pets are just gfs without sex. Fuck that man, lel
>>2416674
No no no pets are GF's without sex AND without them divorcing you or leaving you for another man because you get sick. A dog's love is unconditional a woman's love is for money and looks... but mostly money.
>>2416674
they are also children who live 10 years instead of 50
most of lonely fags with big pets are anime pillows tier
>>2416674
>without sex
Doesn't have to be that way you know
>>2416346
>I swear I am never getting a pet myself after this, and I have a newfound hatred for neglectful pet owners who don't realize that animals get bored out of their minds too
If you got money and a family that's not a problem.
In my case my dad just had the idea to buy a dog without considering the responsibility.
I've tried to make his life the less shitty possible, he's 11 years old now, but i have no money i wish i could feed him with better stuff but i just give him from my food so he doesn't get sick.
>>2416674
>needy
>constantly begs for food
>gets excited when she sees me
>always wants to go out for walks
I never realized it but you're right on the money.