Will we ever see crabs as more than just food?

>>2416056
>have little tabs that you can open them with like a soda or a soup can

I don't eat them, but probably not.

They may find a role as exceptionally large antagonists.

>>2416056
I have little ones in my tank as cutie bottom feeders

>>2416056
huh, not me, I don't eat seafood
crabs are sort of cute carapacefags that you can't really handle with confidence owing to their apparently not being in complete control of their pincers

>>2416061
is that a fucking moana reference or am i just a normie?

>>2416177
Giant enemy crab, you normie scum.
What male adult watches Disney movies? Those are for brainwashing kids, not for brainwashing you.

>>2416182
>what male adult
you've got at least one of those wrong but Imma let you try and figure out which one.

>>2416056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrEr9Z0LUtA

We can feed them food.

>>2416184
>I'm a female and I can't post 50 words on the internet without mentioning my gender

>>2416056

they are also a sexually transmitted disease.

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>>2416190
>never gave a shit about crabs
>start coming on /an/
>brainwashed with propaganda of cute crabs
>now I want a pet crab
Fuck you /an/ look at how stupid this crab is. But he's also adorably clumsy and cute, waving his little mandible things when he sees the food.

>>2416056
There's an anon somewhere in the world that has a fuckhuge crab as his eternal nemesis, so there's that I guess.

>>2416297
what

>>2416192
Kek

>>2416056
Every time i watch a bug battle video and one of the fighters is a crab, it always loses

>>2416299
Nigger get off 4chan if you can't meme.

>>2416056
They're already seen as the disgusting creatures they are

>>2416365
Crabs are beautiful and complex creatures.

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>>2416369
Crabs are clumsy and retarded, my dude.

>>2416310
Throw the bugs underwater and see what happens.

>>2416202
I've wanted a pet hermit crab for years but I know it's just not for me. I don't like setting up terrariums and I don't need the extra responsibilities now. But they are cute as af.

>>2416299
There's an anon somewhere that recounted a tale of a massive crab that almost murdered him underwater. He vowed vengeance. Considering the fact that he never returned to give us his victory story in guess that he either fucked off, never went back, or never found the crab. Either that or this time it succeeded in tearing his rebreather from him.

>>2416374
It pisses me off watching crabs eat. They fucking suck at it. Look at how little sustenance he is actually getting into his mouth. It would take him a month to eat that whole thing.
>/angry crab rant

>>2416591
That was many years ago, these guys really wouldn't remember it.

>>2416182
>What male adult watches Disney movies?
Eat my shorts man

>>2416591
Maybe it killed him

>>2416619
ITT /co/ btfos /v/

>>2416612
I know, it's so frustrating.

NIGGA YOU GOT THOSE BIG BADASS CLAWS, LIKE HOLY SHIT TRY ACTUALLY GRABBING A CLAWFUL OF FOOD

seabugs are cute because we don't share the same living space, they don't really bug us
meanwhile all the bugs are scary because of their bio machine behaviors in relatively big bodies

I have had pet hermit crabs in the past. Little bit on the boring side as they don't come out very often but I found them comical in their own way.

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>>2416202
Crabs ain't cute.

Shrimps are cute

And some of the saltwater shrimps are basically tanks.

Also they look cool

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>>2416591
japanese spider crab?

sounds fake tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrEr9Z0LUtA

Crabs are blessed creatures. AMEN.

>>2416056
I love 'em. Too bad they get fucked up by pretty much everything.
>>2416202
Get vampire crabs. Primarily terrestrial, fairly inexpensive, very colorful and very cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3pxsaRVy-g
>>2416612
>>2416990
I understand they have nothing better to do but holy shit same
Even my wee little cherry shrimp at least have multiple tiny arms constantly going, downing food faster than a crabe 20x their weight

>>2416182
>even knowing what a fucking moana is
normie slime

>>2419124
No hurt crabby

>>2420104
Crabby is delish
Gonna boil him

I hope not, crabs are delicious and I don't want any shitty organization telling me not to eat it.